Friday, January 6, 2012

Friday Haiku

Hey guys! It’s Rave Night

In the basement over at

RubberyJohnny’s house!

They Live! Musical

National Tour Company

Where’s Roddy Piper?

— SonnyChibaChoad



Rubber Johnny has

Cult following. These are the

Children Of The Porn

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Post Apocalypse

No more credit card bill, bro!

The Walking Deadbeats

— Mr. Scrotato Head

All eyes are ablaze

Why are the chicks bent over?

Burning pickle-slits.

— hermit

Undead shoplifters

Celebrate victory at

Salvation army

— Dude McCrudeshoes

They all looked into

The Ark Of The Covenant

when Indy said “don’t”

— Medusa Oblongata

All your hair products

They are belonging to us

Douche and bleeth zombies

— Hong Kong Douchey

Too much irony

here to make sense. Douche zombies

have no need for brains.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:59 am January, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

They Live! Musical

National Tour Company

Where’s Roddy Piper?

7:03 am January, 6 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Scoliotic Douchetards

Mandana Al throws corna

Blondie rips a fart

7:07 am January, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Midnight in the compost heap of good and evil

Demonic Stan rape looms, raping souls

McCrude counts syllables differently

7:08 am January, 6 ehcuodouche said...

Photographer takes

Huge risk with feral douchebags

Chargin their lazors

7:10 am January, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m nearly certain

Pink platform-heal chick’s nipples

Are out on display

7:11 am January, 6 ehcuodouche said...

No club too dark for

Huge novelty sunglasses

Douchebag rule 15

7:12 am January, 6 The Dude said...

I’m running away

From Rubbery Johnny’s house

That’s some creepy shit!

7:16 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her tits never move

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole?

7:17 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Click larger picture.

See devil eyes enamoured

With Johnny’s pubis.

7:18 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rubber Johnny has

Cult following. These are the

Children Of The Porn

7:20 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ed hardy group has the

Pose. Three, two, one Happy New

Apocolypto.

7:21 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Jacket Demon

Ripped his jeans for easy access

To his pickle-slit.

7:22 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rubber Johnny was

A frequent guest in my rehab

Nightmares. Neposan.

7:23 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rubber Johnny has

Caused me to break my no drink

Before one curfew.

7:24 am January, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Post Apocalypse

No more credit card bill, bro!

The Walking Deadbeats

7:25 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Did Rubber Johnny

Eat the crappy little dog

Or am I dreaming?

7:26 am January, 6 Wedgie said...

Their eyes’, evil glow

Freezes their prey a moment

The Walking Dead strike

7:27 am January, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Maxxed out the AmEx

On clothes, booze, blow, club cover

Kodak camera

7:27 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Haiku before ten

Has my head spinning. Excuse

Me while I get stoned.

7:32 am January, 6 Wedgie said...

No more time today

Black’s is pumping; fifteen feet.

Jeez, hope I don’t drown.

7:36 am January, 6 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

1960’s called.

They want grainy-ass pic back.

As Kodak just dies.

7:48 am January, 6 hermit said...

All eyes are ablaze

Why are the chicks bent over?

Burning pickle-slits.

7:48 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wedgie is wavos.

This picture is bleaker than

Canadian winter.

7:50 am January, 6 Vin Douchal said...

New rump to hover

Backwards hat guy from Wednesday

Ghoul-Eye Dog Fashion

7:50 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hermaphrodity

At right has two torsos. A

Leopard Guy Fieri.

7:51 am January, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Roman Polanski

Modern Cat People Remake

Says, “it’s rapetastic!”

7:52 am January, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Short guy takes photo

Exstacy addled ravers

Woo! Grooo! F-stop fail

7:56 am January, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Would not mind knowing

Where these moronic tools are

So I can avoid

8:12 am January, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Undead shoplifters

Celebrate victory at

Salvation army

8:12 am January, 6 jonezy said...

SkyNet is learning

Sending T-3s back in time

So we kill Ourselves

8:16 am January, 6 jonezy said...

I’ll say it again

white non-tennies are auto-

Douuuuuuuuuche.

9:00 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Live at the Douche Dome!

It’s ‘Rubber Johnny On Ice’!

Brought to you by AXE!

9:01 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Damnit, McCrude shoes

beat me to Cat People joke

I weep in my drink

9:02 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

Rubber Johnny sighs

even he thinks these people

are a bunch of freaks

9:04 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

They all looked into

The Ark Of The Covenant

when Indy said “don’t”

9:06 am January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

the Blue Light Special

all zombie douchebags half off

I’ll go to Target

9:10 am January, 6 behind the trigger said...

blue light is spacemen

stupid choice of specimen

bend over for probe

9:11 am January, 6 Hong Kong Douchey said...

All your hair products

They are belonging to us

Douche and bleeth zombies

9:14 am January, 6 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Cast of Jersey Shore

Morphs with Night of Living Dead.

They’re all Lost in Space.

9:19 am January, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Found Footage” Douche flick

Only scene not filmed with aid

Of bathroom mirror

9:28 am January, 6 tall guy said...

Under da influence

Under da house

Ain’t no rave

Nor Nick’s Cave

9:31 am January, 6 tall guy said...

The Birthday Party

Under the house

Cavernous space

Between bleeth’s ears

9:39 am January, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

All must bow down low

In presence of Gargantor,

the skulking lich king.

9:50 am January, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

Bleeths with night light eyes

Give me a huge erection

In spite of douchebags

10:26 am January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Basement Cat’s New Years

party a big hit with dolts.

Fluorescent pee stains.

10:34 am January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Too much irony

here to make sense. Douche zombies

have no need for brains.

10:37 am January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Use double-tap for

regular zombie. Chainsaw

best for the douche kind.

10:39 am January, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Does anal zombie prolapse

mean rest of them get free brains

’cause heads up asses?

11:05 am January, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kodak Employees

Celebrate new cam’ra launch

Wipe asses with stock

11:08 am January, 6 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Been in the club so long

Douche and Bleeth can pose for pics

And duck rifle shots

11:31 am January, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Party at Kroeger’s.

Hatters didn’t know I heat

House with laced dog shit.

11:59 am January, 6 Morbo said...

Oh, great. Worst thing ever.

Zombie douche apocalypse.

Now there’s no escape.

12:04 pm January, 6 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Members Only Club-

If IQ lower than 3,

you are a member.

12:22 pm January, 6 FlipFriddle said...

i lack haiku power after big lunch, but,

WTF? A replicant party? More douche than douche indeed!

3:13 pm January, 6 It's the stink said...

Turn around, bright eyes…

Every now and then I

See douchebag parties

6:27 pm January, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

FlipFriddle 12:22

Heh heh. Good one.

8:37 pm January, 6 Nostradouchus said...

Eyeballs are glowing,

Bearded herpster is showing,

I need an Advil.

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