Friday, January 6, 2012
Friday Haiku
Hey guys! It’s Rave Night
In the basement over at
They Live! Musical
National Tour Company
Where’s Roddy Piper?
— SonnyChibaChoad
Rubber Johnny has
Cult following. These are the
Children Of The Porn
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Post Apocalypse
No more credit card bill, bro!
The Walking Deadbeats
— Mr. Scrotato Head
All eyes are ablaze
Why are the chicks bent over?
Burning pickle-slits.
— hermit
Undead shoplifters
Celebrate victory at
Salvation army
— Dude McCrudeshoes
They all looked into
The Ark Of The Covenant
when Indy said “don’t”
— Medusa Oblongata
All your hair products
They are belonging to us
Douche and bleeth zombies
— Hong Kong Douchey
Too much irony
here to make sense. Douche zombies
have no need for brains.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
They Live! Musical
National Tour Company
Where’s Roddy Piper?
Scoliotic Douchetards
Mandana Al throws corna
Blondie rips a fart
Midnight in the compost heap of good and evil
Demonic Stan rape looms, raping souls
McCrude counts syllables differently
Photographer takes
Huge risk with feral douchebags
Chargin their lazors
I’m nearly certain
Pink platform-heal chick’s nipples
Are out on display
No club too dark for
Huge novelty sunglasses
Douchebag rule 15
I’m running away
From Rubbery Johnny’s house
That’s some creepy shit!
Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole?
Click larger picture.
See devil eyes enamoured
With Johnny’s pubis.
Rubber Johnny has
Cult following. These are the
Children Of The Porn
Ed hardy group has the
Pose. Three, two, one Happy New
Apocolypto.
Dark Jacket Demon
Ripped his jeans for easy access
To his pickle-slit.
Rubber Johnny was
A frequent guest in my rehab
Nightmares. Neposan.
Rubber Johnny has
Caused me to break my no drink
Before one curfew.
Post Apocalypse
No more credit card bill, bro!
The Walking Deadbeats
Did Rubber Johnny
Eat the crappy little dog
Or am I dreaming?
Their eyes’, evil glow
Freezes their prey a moment
The Walking Dead strike
Maxxed out the AmEx
On clothes, booze, blow, club cover
Kodak camera
Haiku before ten
Has my head spinning. Excuse
Me while I get stoned.
No more time today
Black’s is pumping; fifteen feet.
Jeez, hope I don’t drown.
1960’s called.
They want grainy-ass pic back.
As Kodak just dies.
All eyes are ablaze
Why are the chicks bent over?
Burning pickle-slits.
Wedgie is wavos.
This picture is bleaker than
Canadian winter.
New rump to hover
Backwards hat guy from Wednesday
Ghoul-Eye Dog Fashion
Hermaphrodity
At right has two torsos. A
Leopard Guy Fieri.
Roman Polanski
Modern Cat People Remake
Says, “it’s rapetastic!”
Short guy takes photo
Exstacy addled ravers
Woo! Grooo! F-stop fail
Would not mind knowing
Where these moronic tools are
So I can avoid
Undead shoplifters
Celebrate victory at
Salvation army
SkyNet is learning
Sending T-3s back in time
So we kill Ourselves
I’ll say it again
white non-tennies are auto-
Douuuuuuuuuche.
Live at the Douche Dome!
It’s ‘Rubber Johnny On Ice’!
Brought to you by AXE!
Damnit, McCrude shoes
beat me to Cat People joke
I weep in my drink
Rubber Johnny sighs
even he thinks these people
are a bunch of freaks
They all looked into
The Ark Of The Covenant
when Indy said “don’t”
the Blue Light Special
all zombie douchebags half off
I’ll go to Target
blue light is spacemen
stupid choice of specimen
bend over for probe
All your hair products
They are belonging to us
Douche and bleeth zombies
Cast of Jersey Shore
Morphs with Night of Living Dead.
They’re all Lost in Space.
“Found Footage” Douche flick
Only scene not filmed with aid
Of bathroom mirror
Under da influence
Under da house
Ain’t no rave
Nor Nick’s Cave
The Birthday Party
Under the house
Cavernous space
Between bleeth’s ears
All must bow down low
In presence of Gargantor,
the skulking lich king.
Bleeths with night light eyes
Give me a huge erection
In spite of douchebags
Basement Cat’s New Years
party a big hit with dolts.
Fluorescent pee stains.
Too much irony
here to make sense. Douche zombies
have no need for brains.
Use double-tap for
regular zombie. Chainsaw
best for the douche kind.
Does anal zombie prolapse
mean rest of them get free brains
’cause heads up asses?
Kodak Employees
Celebrate new cam’ra launch
Wipe asses with stock
Been in the club so long
Douche and Bleeth can pose for pics
And duck rifle shots
Party at Kroeger’s.
Hatters didn’t know I heat
House with laced dog shit.
Oh, great. Worst thing ever.
Zombie douche apocalypse.
Now there’s no escape.
Members Only Club-
If IQ lower than 3,
you are a member.
i lack haiku power after big lunch, but,
WTF? A replicant party? More douche than douche indeed!
Turn around, bright eyes…
Every now and then I
See douchebag parties
FlipFriddle 12:22
Heh heh. Good one.
Eyeballs are glowing,
Bearded herpster is showing,
I need an Advil.