Friday, January 13, 2012

Friday Haiku

Kate’s Hot Tub Findings:

Pour brown liquid in Tony,

Brown liquid poops out.

jet of hot water

prep for colonoscopy-

new use for hot tub.

— Troy Tempest



Kate’s favorite drink

Combo in the hot tub is

Always “Jack and Cocck”

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Seems there is a use

for handlebar mustaches;

foothold to drown douches.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Filthy, dirt-smudged bleeth,

Asks, “What would Jack Daniels do?”

Make him bearable.

— hermit

Drunken Hottub Nights

Skanks above the Vegas Hills,

This tub needs a flush.

— Mandouchian Candidate

Mustache rides are free

But are they really? Depends

On where you get off

Jeff Nancy Dreuche

A young Rip Taylor

with his first girlfriend ever

this is why he’s gay

— Medusa Oblongata

Adding whisky to

greasy handlebar mustache

makes for toxic soup

— army (ret) douche

Part-time pool boy knows

Customers are out of town

Raids ‘fridge, fouls hot tub

— Vin Douchal

Salvador douch-i

Lusts for Anna’s paint pot, but

Clocks aren’t all that droop

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Captain Jack gets high

on own supply while bleeth gets

tgrease stains on left arm

— soy bomb

Kate never get spins

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

— Nepo

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:08 am January, 13 Troy Tempest said...

jet of hot water

prep for colonoscopy-

new use for hot tub.

7:19 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kate’s favorite drink

Combo in the hot tub is

Always “Jack and Cocck”

7:21 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We need Jack Dagnals

And more bacon strips for the

Epic Fail Time

7:21 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Seems there is a use

for handlebar mustaches;

foothold to drown douches.

7:22 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kate has two guys in

Tub. She jerking camera

Dude with freakish arm.

7:23 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Wolverine wiped his

Ass and streaked it on Kate’s strange

Shoulder hip. What is that?

7:23 am January, 13 hermit said...

Filthy, dirt-smudged bleeth,

Asks, “What would Jack Daniels do?”

Make him bearable.

7:24 am January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jennifer Hewitt

Fucks Inigo Montoya

Must have smoked a seed

7:24 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Red poop in tub is

Not funny and it smells like

Louis C.K. jokes.

7:24 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ myself

.

way to go dumbass. Insert douche for douches.

7:25 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kate knows the only

Way to get fucked with leg-arm

Is get victim drunk.

7:26 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kate never get spins

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole.

7:28 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

City recoils in

horror as these two frolic

in tub. Lights stay out.

7:32 am January, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Time-Travellin’ Tim

Lost his Penny-Farthing bike

Will ride tramp instead

7:33 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kate keeps filling him

with Jack so evidence points

to A.E.S.D*

.

.

.

.

* auto-erotic self-drowning

7:34 am January, 13 saulgoode42 said...

Chimney-sweep Jill said:

“I moustache you a question”

“How’s your Dick van Dyke?”

7:35 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tony blames small peen on

shrinkage but Kate knows better.

Inch worm hard-on drowns.

7:35 am January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

A conquistador

Has found lost fountain of poon

And stolen our booze

7:38 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It would take many

more bottles of Jack to kill

all the STD’s.

7:41 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Think green! Don’t bother

to wait to turn them into

compost. Oops, too late.

7:41 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

So Captain Morgan

Drinks Jack Daniel’s on days off

But don’t take a pic!

7:42 am January, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hispano-hipsters

Smell like iguana dung and

Mescal filled urine

7:43 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

The silly pirate

Was soon on unemployment

TMZ caught him.

8:01 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porn success leads Ron

Jeremy Junior to

Hollywood hills poo.

8:04 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is everyone

Still asleep or what? Wedgie,

How’s Fucking weather?

8:08 am January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

L.A. in backdrop

Couple revel in escape

From brushfire in hills?

8:21 am January, 13 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Bottle Service soak

Johnny Depp Douche Wannabe

Eyes Jimmy Snuka

8:28 am January, 13 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Drunken Hottub Nights

Skanks above the Vegas Hills,

This tub needs a flush.

8:41 am January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Mustache rides are free

But are they really? Depends

On where you get off

8:49 am January, 13 tall guy said...

Whiskey outdoors

Water cleanses pores

Bleeth looks a total bore

8:55 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Aw, damn you, Wedgie!

beat me to The Captain joke

now I need coffee

8:57 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

A young Rip Taylor

with his first girlfriend ever

this is why he’s gay

8:58 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Jack Daniels’-fueled farts

are what makes this tub bubble

watch out for the chunks

9:01 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

City of Sodom

burns behind them; he looks back

he’s pillar of douche

9:09 am January, 13 tall guy said...

Every day they fake it

They”ll fake it

The best they can

9:11 am January, 13 tall guy said...

Drink this or tweet that

Cooked water with skin bits

Body wash

9:14 am January, 13 army (ret) douche said...

Adding whisky to

greasy handlebar mustache

makes for toxic soup

9:15 am January, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Part-time pool boy knows

Customers are out of town

Raids ‘fridge, fouls hot tub

9:16 am January, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Grease Stains don’t wash off.

No, not those on her shoulder.

I mean those two bags.

9:17 am January, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Skanky tub boils with

Soupy sludge that not even a

Canibal would eat

9:21 am January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Santa Anna Winds

Whip flames through L.A. hills

Porn crew soldiers on

9:22 am January, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Uncle Tom’s Cabin!

He is Simon Legree. And

She needs more blackface

9:26 am January, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

In another life

Greasy dude was my dealer

High times in Vegas

9:27 am January, 13 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Salvador douch-i

Lusts for Anna’s paint pot, but

Clocks aren’t all that droop

9:46 am January, 13 behind the trigger said...

bleeth of little faith

Jesus walked on the water

drank wine not whiskey

9:49 am January, 13 The Dude said...

Tonight Jack Daniels

Is Encino-see Pourbon

Cesspool on the hill.

9:58 am January, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hey stinky assholes

Get the fuck out of my pool

Oh, Hi mom, who’s he?

10:13 am January, 13 soy bomb said...

Captain Jack gets high

on own supply while bleeth gets

grease stains on left arm

10:19 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

No surfing today

Have workus interruptus

Still no fuccen cure

1:36 pm January, 13 it's the stink said...

Her noticing the

fingerprint ink residue

might have saved her life.

7:30 pm January, 13 Nostradouchus said...

Vegas pirate douche,

Definitely unemployed,

Grow the fuck up Kate.

10:32 am January, 14 Apollo said...

Captain Morgan loves

His gay boyfriend Jack Daniels

Kate wants a threesome

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