Friday, January 20, 2012

Friday Haiku

“So interesting…

What’s in his mind”, she thinks. Hey!

Let’s crack it open!

Violet No Regard

Grabs Liv Tyler. Willy

Wonka calles Grape Ape.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger



Jeffy is happy

Tomorrow the games begin

Special Olympics

— Wedgie

Purple Hayes sings out,

“‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy!”

Tranny says, “Zip it.”

— hermit

Jerzey Jackoffsky

wears Tinky Winky’s colors;

Jerry Falwell seethes.

— Wheezer

Novelty Douche Store

Nose and hat come with glasses

Bring your own assclown

— Vin Douchal

“classy” Bleeth parties

with retard little brother

mom made her bring him

— Douche Springsteen

The tragic hat tilt

Is worse than purple jacket

And the tranny’s shirt

— Doucheywallnuts

She only wears rope

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey box hole

— Nepos

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:17 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Five seven five is

Insufficient to describe

All that is wrong here

7:17 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Violet No Regard

Grabs Liv Tyler. Willy

Wonka calles Grape Ape.

7:19 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bets on Wedgie Man.

Purple fag holds fingers up

Shows San Fran sad score.

7:20 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her lady. Can you

Guess how many times I

Queefed myself. That’s right!

7:20 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Jeffy is happy

Tomorrow the games begin

Special Olympics

7:22 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In the background, Marg

The Bounty Hunter prepares

To pepper spray douche.

7:22 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Talk is cheap, my friend

And rooting for New York teams

Is easy way out

7:23 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fire alarm causes

Evacuation of psycho

Ward. Burn baby burn!

7:24 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Been with the Giants

Since their first Superbowl man.

Thirsty for Makers.

7:25 am January, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ray Kroc weeps from grave

as thin Grimace dates porn starlet

drunk Aurora Snow.

7:26 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Which came first. Empty

Wine glass or purple clad bag?

Someone throw some eggs.

7:27 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey you! I can get

Some dope deals on high end clothes.

Check out her hot sack.

7:35 am January, 20 saulgoode42 said...

Barney, Dino-douche

Liv Tyler looks terrible

Sings, “clean up! clean up!”

7:37 am January, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Hand gesture signifies

Vinnie and his date each have

two big testicles

7:38 am January, 20 saulgoode42 said...

Duck-faced flapper girl

Will Charleston your Gatsby

With Prince Purple Stain

7:45 am January, 20 hermit said...

Purple Hayes sings out,

“‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy!”

Tranny says, “Zip it.”

7:54 am January, 20 hermit said...

Patriots win big

Giants squeeze out a close one.

Pats-Giants rematch

7:59 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Anthropologist-

designer shows off dress made

from dino scrotum.

7:59 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

No Haiku here seeing as I always forget how to do it but this douchenozzle has been on here before.

8:00 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Speaking of squeaking

out a close one, Rev, is there

still blood in your stool?

8:00 am January, 20 RAPETIME said...

My God is angry

First thing I see on Friday

One douche, one tranny

8:00 am January, 20 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I call notta bag

Flava Flav Alopecia

left Big Clock at home

8:02 am January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Liv likes her eggplants

long, thick, and bumpy. Too bad

only turnip left.

8:05 am January, 20 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Celeste Pasty Nips

searches cabana party;

finds Color Me Badd.

8:09 am January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Minnescrota gets

Liv to coach Vi-queens. Signs choad

as tackling dummy.

8:17 am January, 20 ehcuodouche said...

I’m at a loss here

Don’t see function of zipper

Or turd in purple

8:19 am January, 20 tall guy said...

Slick chick has dick

Wear it purple guy

Needs to cover his eyes

8:23 am January, 20 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Paper, Rock, Scissors!

But these Dolts know only one.

Still amuses them.

8:28 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I knew I recognized this clown it’s none other then

DJ Jersey Jackoffsky

8:31 am January, 20 B.A.G. DuBois said...

Two plus two plus two

Equals 10 inch heels or

Purple homunculus

8:41 am January, 20 FoghornLeghorn said...

She made a new dress

from gran’s old sofa cushion.

Purple guy counts “Two!”.

8:50 am January, 20 tall guy said...

Jackoffsky has

Two pairs of clothes

And one pair of sunglasses

But no pear

8:52 am January, 20 The Dude said...

Jerzey Jackoffsky

says he’d never wear purple.

“it’s lavender, yo!”

9:05 am January, 20 Blood said...

I am no longer

In Rev Chad’s stool. He started

On Metamucil

9:06 am January, 20 Nepos said...

She only wears rope

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey box

9:09 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Next week I bring booze

To class. Fucking monkey shit.

Want challenge exams.

9:11 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Makers Mark and a

Chauffeur will be a old dudes

Grad school crutchos.

9:12 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thirty and perty

Is looking pretty good from

Here. Which is upskirt

9:37 am January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

I wish I was blind

I wish I was blind, right now

Or, these two would die

9:40 am January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She bought a no-brained

loud-mouthed, tilt-hatted, purple

jelly dong eater.

.

.

.

.

I tried to rewrite the “one-eyed,-one-horned, flying purple people eater” song but came up with epic fail. *sigh*

9:41 am January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

The tragic hat tilt

Is worse than purple jacket

And the tranny’s shirt

9:43 am January, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

“classy” Bleeth parties

with retard little brother

mom made her bring him

9:49 am January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Where those fingers been?

In the Pink or in the Stink

I don’t want to know…

10:34 am January, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Triple sideways peace

Betty Rouble says “You like?”

Barney just says “Heeeeeeeeee.”

10:39 am January, 20 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Royal color purp

Once reserved for kings and queens

Now symbol for perp

11:23 am January, 20 behind the trigger said...

white and purple, uh

white and purple white and pur

ple, white and purple

11:29 am January, 20 johnny applesack said...

Broke-ass Flava Flav

Lost without his giant clock

Must be two p.m.

11:39 am January, 20 johnny applesack said...

Purple clad ass-clown

Pasty flapper can count “2”

Flav turns in his grave

11:55 am January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Novelty Douche Store

Nose and hat come with glasses

Bring your own assclown

11:55 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Day long client meeting;

I’ll post the front pagers soon.

Hang in there, Nepos.

11:58 am January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Two-Four-Six and Eight

Who do we appreciate?

The Pharmacist, yay!

12:01 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Hey man, she’s a two

No way! I’m at least a four

Yah, sure, whatever

12:27 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Sock’s meeting gives me

chance to make front page, but last

try got locked out. Huh?

12:27 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

I guess my first try

somehow didn’t post; I will

attempt it once more.

12:30 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Jerzey Jackoffsky

wears Tinky Winky’s colors;

Jerry Falwell seethes.

.

Maybe now?

12:33 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

She needs to “Moe” him

down, but purple stooge wears blast

shields to protect his mug.

12:36 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Wedgie FTW

right off the bat, but could get

on the front page twice.

12:37 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Fuccen Jiffy Pop

lid needs to be on hot stove

top for full effect.

1:06 pm January, 20 Wheezer said...

Two girl V’s, 1 chump’s;

Whatever that means, he eats

poo. Matches his stench.

1:16 pm January, 20 Nepos said...

Dark Sock is in meetos.

5:22 pm January, 20 Nostradouchus said...

The Flava Flav is

uncomfortable in his skin.

Where is his necklace?

Leave a Reply

What is 9 + 11 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)