Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Grover McPocalypse Attacks!!

Somewhere…

… underneath a patchouli smelling sleeping bag on the outskirts of the Coachella Music Festival….

… a hipsterbag and a hippiebag mutate and morph into a singly unholy creature…

it is…

Grover McPocalypse!!…

… a Phish listening Bennington graduating sunflower seed spitting douchewank able to Bleeth unsuspecting Sarah Lawrence majors with a single game of Ultimate Frisbee!!

Uhm, yeah. I need a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
2:14 pm January, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

This looks like a candid from IBLIS’IN DE REDDETTITHE, the Turkish remake of THE DEVIL’S REJECTS.

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Eberts.

2:21 pm January, 11 Wedgie said...

Nice try, knucklehead. Charles Manson beat you to that look 40 years ago.

2:28 pm January, 11 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

This new season of Survivor is gonna suck.

2:36 pm January, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mick Fleetwood and Carly Simon from 1970’s Big Natural Bush tour.

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I’m going to need a spray can of Lysol and a butane lighter.

2:40 pm January, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Morlock Hipster

3:04 pm January, 11 Southern Scrotic said...

She’d clean up nicely.

3:20 pm January, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I bet he smells like a bag of sweaty asses.

3:47 pm January, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When he says “man”, which he does in every other sentence, he says it like Tommy Chong.

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Sarah Jessica Pucker thinks its sooooooo “That 70’s Show”.

4:43 pm January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Baron’s got the guy well Id’d. When he puts his clothes in he does this:

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4:44 pm January, 11 hermit said...

You gotta’ admit, dude’s got good teeth and not a hint of saggy man tits.

4:46 pm January, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Or like this.

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Damn Alzheimers

4:53 pm January, 11 Wedgie said...

Rev, your video URL’s are malformed. That’s a polite way of telling you your kinda fucced up.

5:07 pm January, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, and he’s got like an 8 pack. The dreadful dreds and Marty Feldman eyes kill it for me though.

5:09 pm January, 11 McCrude said...

Grover McPocolypse is the best name of 2012 so far.

5:19 pm January, 11 Nostradouchus said...

Chin

5:39 pm January, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This guy is the lead singer for the group, “Counting Bros.” He looks like he smells really badly, worse than Axe. More like Asse.

5:47 pm January, 11 hermit said...

I knew his sister, Gretta Mcprolapse.

6:53 pm January, 11 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Despite his various douchcoutrements, Grover is so clearly and utterly fucked up that he’s cool with me.

And Sarah…….ooooh, Sarah……..OOOOOH………OOO-OOOOHH (shudder)……….let’s get Unclean together, Sarah……………oh……..Oh………..OH……….OOOH………..OH OH OH OH OH……………….OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!

7:46 pm January, 11 ehcuodouche said...

This is one where a GSR would be preferable.

7:50 pm January, 11 Baron Von Goolo said...

@ The Rev

Nice video. I do loves me some Mr. Zombie. I’ve seen him in concert three times, which is unremarkable except that I didn’t start going till my mid-forties. I love how the rest of the audience hide their stash around me. Adorable.

I haven’t forgiven him for his HALLOWEEN redux, though. Following in John Carpenter’s footsteps is one thing: taking a dump in them is another.

9:08 pm January, 11 Whoop-di-douche said...

Her lips are prolapsing into her chin, and his dreadlocks look more like a prolapsed colon strung ’round his neck.

That’s reason enough for the mucosal, er, mutual attraction.

7:12 am January, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Now that I’ve seen it, Groin Fur Reveal is a lot worse than Groin Shave Reveal. Here’s an idea: don’t reveal your groin unless you’re about to get some.

7:23 am January, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Birkenstockholm syndrome.

7:54 am January, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

^Dude FTW.

7:55 am January, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

No, wait. This is the Gritty Reboot(tm) of Gilligan’s island. I would think that they’d have gotten a redhead to play Ginger, but whatever.

8:47 am January, 12 Jim Beam said...

Is it wrong that I’m jealous of his abs? He’s a douche, but I’d kill for his abs

9:10 am January, 12 fatness said...

@MO, the casting agent misread it as “deadhead”.

9:12 am January, 12 fatness said...

@JB, the douchebag has it sucked in so far you can see his lack of ambition sticking out.

10:27 am January, 12 DarkSock said...

@ The Rev

Sean Yseult (WZ bassist) lives nearby in N’Awlins.

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I will start stalking her.

11:12 am January, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It’s the meth head version of Gillibong’s Island that takes place daily on Venice Beach. Each morning these fucckheads try to make coconut radios out of Happy Meal boxes and medical waste in the hopes of being rescued. Once that fails (5 minutes later), they make apple bongs and smoke catheters from dialysis patients in Japan. There’s no Mr. and Mrs. Howell in this version though. Instead guest appearances occur every week. This week Newt Gingrich and his Valley of the Dolls wife #3 show up and berate them for 9 straight hours about how they need to “stop occupying the beach and gets jobs.”

2:51 pm January, 12 CB Popped said...

Sean Y is hott.

4:02 pm January, 12 Jim Beam said...

BTW, I checked out that Bennington college web site. HOLY FAWK! It’s a college for everyone’s little precious snowflake . . . except they’re 20 and that precious snowflake still calls and asks for money. Reading the web site for the college literally made me sick

6:37 pm January, 12 Stephanie said...

Yeah,I’d do him. There’s something like him Tarzan,me Jane vibe going on and that’s okay. Plus he can score me some weed.

7:21 pm January, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Right on Stephanie. Just make sure he gets that sweet Chiba from a black dude.

3:48 pm January, 17 Adamjoko said...

i actually know this guy. hahah

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