Thursday, January 5, 2012

Guess This Dribbler

Yes, this garish atrocity of sportspukery is a professional athlete of some sort.

Give up?

The Dribbler.

# posted by douchebag1
3:43 pm January, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You cannot be serious.

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Sweet Nebraska Nelly, think of your dear grammama and grandpappa, and all the people of Cloister Falls that look up to their Corn Princess. And then back slowly away.

3:47 pm January, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn this drawn on eyebrow thing is catching on something fierce. My Hitler brows will never be cool now. Damn you 13 yearned OCD me, put the tweezers down.

3:51 pm January, 5 Wedgie said...

Sorry, I looked at the other pic……and I still don’t know who that is. But he plays for the Nug-puppies, so he can’t be all good.

3:53 pm January, 5 Wedgie said...

The cool thing about all those tatts is, he can take that ugly fuck-stain of a shirt off, and no one will notice.

3:53 pm January, 5 jonezy said...

more like santorum dribbles

3:55 pm January, 5 soy bomb said...

Where does the shirt end and the douche begin? On a related note, where’s that noose I’ve been a’whiddlin?

4:13 pm January, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Anthony Michael Hall, all growed up. Another contender and it’s only 5 days into the new year.

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http://nitriside.tripod.com/images/anthony/coolman.jpg

4:34 pm January, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Basketball blows. Another of the four great? sports invented in Canada.

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Basketball.. Baseball.. Hockey…Lacrosse

5:38 pm January, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy skidmarks, I just saw this guy’s image in a used tampon like two hours ago.

6:47 pm January, 5 ASvB said...

Pure bag.

7:22 pm January, 5 Stephanie said...

What chick would screw that? It would have to be in the dark,or she’s blind…and sorry for blind people. But they can’t read this anyways,so…

7:26 pm January, 5 The Dude said...

MI5: The Douche Protocol

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This db needs to consult with his protocologist.

7:42 pm January, 5 The Dude said...

Don’t come crying to me if you Gargle Santorum.

8:09 pm January, 5 The Dude said...

The Dribbler can sure pull that Sondra Locke…

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TLZRAkBhf_I/AAAAAAAAVI4/P7IUo3dti8g/s1600/sondra-locke.jpg

8:38 pm January, 5 troy tempest said...

THe Dribbler distills his pee. He doesn’t run with the goose. He runs with his Peeshine. He tosses a bit of malt in and some sugar, makes a mash and then refines it. Next thing you know, it’s nothing but pure Peeshine – rocking out just like Bear Whiz Beer. “It’s in the water – that’s why it’s yella!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmwEyIBBQM

9:48 pm January, 5 schlicht bindenburger said...

sport and soft serve peanut filled shit seem….somehow…meant for one another!

9:54 pm January, 5 schlicht bindenburger said...

…errr….i mean each other!!! kush rules!

10:39 pm January, 5 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Between the shirt and the tats, he looks like………the Human Blood-Shart.

4:31 am January, 6 Nostradouchus said...

Dennis Rodman’s ghey lover.

5:22 am January, 6 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Fucktard.

6:18 am January, 6 FoghornLeghorn said...

The Dribbler makes Dennis Rodman look good. Almost.

6:30 am January, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

I saw that guy just the other day. He was the puddle of my stomach contents that splashed onto the floor after consuming a liter of MiG Pilot Vodka.

Comrades

8:53 am January, 6 Hurl Scheibe said...

Svetlana Kapanina can handle the joy stick to my MiG any time she wants.

http://www.f-16.net/attachments/0107_2_.jpeg

7:12 pm January, 7 Whoop-di-douche said...

Damn. I thought he was a turducken.

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