Monday, January 30, 2012

Gus and Bud Voted in the HCwDB of the Month

Sports fans and crypto-gay rodeo clowns Gus and Bud brought Bikini Veronica and Besty Kelly to the party, and voted in the HCwDB of the Month.

Granted, they voted for prunes. But digestion is hard after eating too many Malomars.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:23 am January, 30 The Simon Wiesenthal Centre said...

@Douchable Helix

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Regarding your comments declaring Chad Kroeger an anti-Semite, we must disagree.

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Reverend Chad Kroeger may be a bastard philandering ranter and drug-addled convelescent drunk some days. He may be racist sometimes. But we know that there are only two things he hates, people who are intolerant of others and the Dutch. We are at peace with that as The Reverend through his kindness has had his wife and mother-in-law (we spit at her) find their roots through http://www.jewgen.org/ to find that they were indeed Ukranian Jews who were persecuted first by the Soviets and then the Nazi’s.

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Kroeger is a vigilant defender of his family of Irish-Jew princesses and can cook one hell of a brisket.

11:24 am January, 30 Former Idaho Senator Larry Craig said...

Guy on the left has a side job working a glory hole in stall # 3 of the lower level bathroom mens’s room in Terminal Three at O’Hare Airport. Knock twice, then once.

11:28 am January, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Today is a proud day for Californians. Bud will root for any sports team as long as one: it’s from California, and two: it features lots of sweaty handsome men. Bud also displays the dainty aluminum bottle grip that lets all and sundry know he’d rather be gripping a peen.

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Gus is more of an outdoors-man. His desert camo backback is not official army issue, but Gus does like to imagine himself flanking the enemy’s front, assaulting the rear, saturating the target with ordinance, and many more military maneuvers that seem to have been named by Richard Simmons.

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Poor Bikini Veronica. She can drape her sexy, naked limbs on these two tools all she wants. All she is going to get is a polite, “can you get out from between us?”

11:29 am January, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Gus is wearing a jetpack to make his getaway when Stackhouse finds out he’s drinking water. Fuccen jumpoff

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This is odd:

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11:31 am January, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ok, since I’m in a little bit of a pissy mood but what the fucck is with wearing a “do-rag” under a baseball hat? Do you have propecia? Is it to cover some cranial scar? It can have anything at all to do with actual real work because you never do any. I’m baffled. Somebody please explain this. I’ve seen it waaaay too many times the past few weeks and I’m feelin’ the need to do something bad. Maybe I just need to up my meds again.

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pharmacists

11:34 am January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I meant to link DH to http://www.jewishgen.org/

11:36 am January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Allopecia?

11:40 am January, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Phallic Beer Grip of Homoeroticism ™

11:46 am January, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m in such a shitty mood I forgot the drug is propecia and the condition is allopecia. Arrrrrgggghhhh!

12:05 pm January, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

First things first, I really hate seeing douchebags wear my local sports teams hat with the brim flat. This trend must end. End trend, end. I’ll be checking back periodically to see if that chant worked.

And as Dude Mac pointed out, the fey grip on a fey beer is moving this chump even further down my ladder. (Ladder theory, Google it. When I’ve got my mygameisgod.com website up and running I will have an actual diagram to illustrate where everyone stands. Wait for it.).

12:17 pm January, 30 tall guy said...

Dreuche, I’d like to intern on that site.

12:18 pm January, 30 The rib cage attempting to escape from Veronica's chest said...

Mandannahattilt guy appears to resemble Fish Slap™, but lacks the Fish Slap™ tats.

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Fish Slappey

12:20 pm January, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

San Francisco Fooligans have been dreaming of a place outside the USA, with no rule of law, where they can enjoy drunken hooliganism and sado-masiostic orgies of violent self-expression while battling fascist storm troopers in a no-holds barred contest for supremacy. Now they have found that fabled land. It is called Oakland.

12:58 pm January, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holy Orange Pixel sighted.

1:10 pm January, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Huh…all of a sudden, I want an ice cream cone. Two, actually…

1:15 pm January, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Apropos of nothing, I don’t think @Rev Chad is an anti-Semite, but I do think he is a coulrophobiac who has serious problems with certain African bush tribes and Latvians.

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.And the guy on the left used to clean my pool.

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Or maybe still does.

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Bachmanns

2:24 pm January, 30 Wedgie said...

Sanitary Napkin Nights

2:50 pm January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m no H-Mo or anything but me thinks Sportsfan Bud is sporting some wood and I’m pissed off that I noticed it.

5:46 pm January, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

I see the flat brim is in full effect, as well as that guy’s boner. Good lookin’ out Et Tu.

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@tall guy, re: Internship, you need the most help, of course you can be my intern. There is a rigorous hoop jumping process to get there though. Don’t worry you’re doing great.

6:50 pm January, 30 Nostradouchus said...

Behind The Music: Failed Boy Band

7:39 pm January, 30 Stephanie said...

The guy on the left…sometimes you can read the cover of the book and know what’s inside.

8:07 pm January, 30 Guid is Good said...

This might be the first time the Douche on the left has ever had a chick sitting on his lap. I suspect it may be the last.

At least until his Village People cover band re-forms.

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Young man ….

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