Monday, January 16, 2012

Lumpus Find Love

Lumpus strips down.

And for years afterwards, Katherine could not eat cantaloupe.

# posted by douchebag1
11:52 am January, 16 DarkSock said...

I’ve seen his face before…
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erahhtrrth

12:35 pm January, 16 tall guy said...

I’ve just spent five minutes pondering whether blondie would fuck like a champ or be a dud root. So far an answer eludes me.

12:35 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...
12:37 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

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12:44 pm January, 16 Wedgie said...

^What the hell did you say, Geoffrey?

12:58 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His face is so long he swallows twice.

12:59 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

His face is longer than Ron Jeremy bungie jumping with his cockk

12:59 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

His face is longer than a plane flight next to a libertarian wanting to tell you about converting to the gold standard.

1:08 pm January, 16 Vin Douchal said...

On the bright side, there is a huge chance I may never have to run into these two in person as :

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a) I don’t work out at a gym, I have equipment at home

b) Don’t know where the hell these two are and have never seen it before and never will

c) I stay away from chicken fuckers and dog blowers

d) Most folks I know consider underwear as an undergarment not a look, fuccen tool

e) I stay out places where these two would be considered valued patrons, such as house music clubs, cocck, chest, eyebrow and puss waxing facilities, GNC stores, mens rooms glory holes, lingerie departments at discount retailers, colonics offices, mall cell store kiosks and prison

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Shanty Irish

1:17 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

I tried posting a pic up like DarkSock did with some code. Didn’t come out.

***edit***
DS here…I think this is what you do:
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you have to close it off with the sideways “V” brackets; I’ll use commas here instead, otherwise you won’t be able to see it in the post:
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(img src=”put-some-photos-URL-here-between-the-quote-marks.jpg” alt=”type-a-few-random-letters-here–doesnt-matter-what” /)
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replace the first text above in bold with an actual URL of the image, and tap in a few random numbers or letters where the second bold text is, and that should work dude.
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-DS

******

1:18 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holy mother of jalapeno. I’m was going to say it’s just an average looking guy and gal from one of the 50 or 60 southern states in the US of A, and what appears to be douchitude, might just be the way his face it put together. A little wrong, like someone got sick of putting together a jigsaw puzzle and forced a few pieces.

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Thank the douche gods for pic 2, and proof that these two aren’t being unfairly mocked. For the record, I would not fucc southern fried Katherine for all the grits in Missitucky.

1:19 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, I’d say Prison and International House of Fried Anything are the big two.

1:26 pm January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I didn’t realize there were royal blue pleather couches in the void of the universe.

1:35 pm January, 16 Leery said...

NOT a hot chick.

1:41 pm January, 16 Justin said...

What does that tatt say? La Fiesta de la Ferrets?

1:48 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

And while I’m giving computer lessons today…dammit Reverend Chad, it’s called Copy/Paste:
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rttrt
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Hunt and Peckers

1:51 pm January, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Who the fuck takes pre-coitus photos as if they’re going to scrapbook them later?

2:06 pm January, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Who doesn’t?

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Shutterbugs

2:09 pm January, 16 SonnyChibaChoad said...

you must respect the douche comb-over.

or not.

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Seventh Avenue Sweepers

2:14 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lumpus is upset because he just found out that Katherine is his sister’s neice, and she’s a first cousin on both sides. Plus he’s his own grandpa.

2:19 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

(img src=”http://a.yfrog.com/img863/9890/c05ma.jpg” alt=”I think I got it” /)

***D.S.****
remember, Geoffrey, you gotta put the “<" thingies in place of the "(" thingies; behold:
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uhhhh…hmm. alls I see is your quote marks are slanty, not straight…ehh fuggit; here ya go;
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rg

2:19 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

fail

whatevs.

2:24 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I don’t think this is just Lumpus and Kountry-fried Kat. Weird sighting of someone sitting yoga style just to the lower left of Kat’s elbow. And she’s got about a grand worth of Victoria’s Secret bags in there.

2:40 pm January, 16 schlicht bindenburger said...

lumpiss has trouble running cuz he keeps trippin on his chin! blondie jest creeps me out!

2:50 pm January, 16 Wedgie said...

I didn’t know Members Only still made shirts. Or that you could buy them outside of the Middle East.

2:58 pm January, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock

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You lost me at computer.

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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ycn-10842587

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Cavemen

3:40 pm January, 16 Wheezer said...

I thought Lumpus was the kid who couldn’t play with the Bears in their big game in the Astrodome? Maybe I have my baseball trivia all fuccen wrong, but why is Kelly Leak photographed here as Lumpus?

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Rorschachs

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GIMME BACK MY DOUCHE FACE!!!!!

5:37 pm January, 16 Nostradouchus said...

I see a picture full of facial reconstruction.

5:43 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Geoffrey and DS banter FTW. And um that second pic for my collection.

6:13 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^collection of what?!

(note appropriate and correct usage of the ever useful interobang)

7:20 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes 6:13p, why peen pics of course. Are you new here?

7:35 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dreuche, plz tell me you have better taste than equine-faced boxer-brief clad cromags?!

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7:51 pm January, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, I crop out the face if its gross, like in the case above. I totally thought I covered this already. Sepia tone is my current color scheme of choice and well that’s all there is to it. What’s wrong with peeping a little peen, or a medium peen or well you get the picture. You gents have your porno, I figured you all would understand. I mean really, who are any of you to judge?

8:06 pm January, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dreuche, not judging, but for the record I like to look at the face before fast forwarding to the triple penetration bondage orgy. I assumed most people were the same. But peep that peen any way you like it.

8:12 pm January, 16 Stephanie said...

Look, a horse and Elly May by the ce ment pond.

10:39 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

cool. looks good, ds. him grabbing at his zipper could be this years breakthrough move or Douchiest ‘Bag Trend/hand gesture. it’s still early so you just never know how many people have been inspired and picked up on his secret that could read like: “yeah she gave me an hj in the bathroom just now and you caught me, and are now taking a picture of me putting my zipper back up.”

cheers.

8:28 am January, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

All the reps in the world ain’t gonna fix that face, buddy. Nice work on your delts, sorry about your genetic luck. There are options, however.

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