Thursday, January 19, 2012
Matt Shares a Drink With a Woman in Her Underwear
This kinda thing happens to Matt all the time.
As does crotch fung.
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Dad? Mom said you joined the Peace Corps to ‘make a difference’ but that you couldn’t wait to come home.
Hott has a very retroish-stepford-barbara billingsly thing going on that quenches any lust I might try to muster like a swimming pool filled with liquid hydrogen. I’d smack her face with my limp peen just to be a good sport about it.
Put clothes on the bleeth and she’d actually be a very classy looking woman. But no – she made some wrong choices and now here she is, parading around in her undies in front of millions of people – an embarrassment to herself and her family and friends. Meanwhile Puddwallop Matt is there for the Laideeeeeez, cuz he rolls like dat. Geez – I’ve had ONE cup of coffee today and already I want to go back to bed. For a year.
Ever heard of a comb, buddy?
Matt has a waxed bolagna in his right pocket and he ain’t foolin’ anybody, except the vacant stared lovely woman who appears to be enjoying his company.
Older dude with a blingy earring=mid life crises. Always.
Is that Camel Toe with Man in Boat or piercings?
If piercings her loveliness and seeming respectability is cancelled out by bleeth.
IMHO.
Off-Road Warehouse can help her.
Prime candidate for after-market parts.
Obviously paid to pose lingerie bar ala Cathouse, Vegass. I can almost smell the carottop.
No McCrudeshoes, they’re clearly dating and its a travesty to behold.
Matt is known variously in the accounting office as the Samurai of Excel, the Caliph of CPA’s, and the dude who ninja kicks the flusher on the urinal so he doesn’t have touch it.
I find her quite attractive
Matt still recites “makin’ copies’ lines from SNL whenever someone uses the copier opposite his cubicle, and his cube neighbors fantasize about plunging a #2 pencil into his eye approximately 7.5 times per hour.
Aside from the sleeve tat and borderline hair style, Treat Williamsbag isn’t half as douchey as 90% of the choads on this site. Still, I would trade all the Motts in the world to kick him aside and stand next to Katie here.
I’d like to share a drink with her. We’d both pour our drinks either over his head, or just eliminate him from the scene and pour them both over her so she’d have to remove her clothing.
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Is it hot in here or am I just horny? Good fuccen gracious…..
This oldbag is putting in full effort to hold on to the lifestyle. Failing miserably. He’s an embarassment to 45 year old suburban divorced dad’s everywhere.
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She’s got some great camel toe going and for that I give thanks to God, Allah and Budda. Budda being the manager at this strip club.
She’s a welcome sight after the Packer girl. That whole incident was disturbing.
What club allows women to parade around in their undies? Yeah,it must be Vegas,better bring yo money…
Matt doesn’t know what to do with it. He’s all flustered.
His boobs are bigger.
“I show my meat curtains at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then make you buy me drinks…”
Neither of them want to be there. They’re just there because they Are.
@DoucheyWallnuts – I love that song, it was only ever released as the B-side of a 7 inch Corey Hart single pressed in Bhutan. Pretty rare, goes for upwards of $200 on eBay, I’m impressed that you’ve heard it.