Monday, January 2, 2012
Mexico Hates This Guy
In Tijuana, they have a local expression for this guy.
“Douchebag.”
Paid-to-Pose Hannah, she of potential Semitic Librarian Woo Hott status, hopes to someday be a cosmonaut and work in a beauty parlor.
Something’s a bit off with both of these specimens.
3 Hours from now he is going to wake up naked in a bathtub full of ice with a bloodstream full of chloral hydrate and be a kidney lighter. Eduardo Hardy = El Autodouche
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Pinche Pendejos!!
She’s hot and spicy,also fun size
He has that smug look that says “I know this shirt is douchey, but I can afford it!”
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Ed Hardly
This entire scene smells of black eyed peas farts and cheap Tequila , as if expensive Tequila is any less nasty.
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There are some spectacular women dressed in warm weather garb out today. So many butts to pee in , so little time
“Hannah”? So she looks just as good coming or going…..which means we need a pear shot.
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I would venture her name to me more like “Maria” or “Graciela.” (Probably not “Janira,” however.)
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His name? Poo.
This pic reminds me of that commercial where Demi Moore dips fetid water from a bacteria -laden mud puddle in a filthy diesel can, drags it home in a stolen shopping cart, then pours the rancid liquid into plastic cups for the homeless orphans and spider monkeys lined up, drooling, at her kitchen table.
Who gets tatted on stretch marks? Damn, I think I’m really missing the point of this whole tattoo craze. He would be alright if he changed his shirt, washed his hair and lost the faux religious paraphernalia. Oh wait, am I being too picky again?
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Internal Observational Note: I’m not feeling the rage towards these idiots that I used too back in the dizzay. I mean I’m sure you all remembered my hate filled rants. What does this mean? I mean if I saw these two going at it, I think I would just let it happen. Fellow baghunters and huntress and Stephanie, I think I’m at a crossroads on my journey of mock. More musings to follow on my inner turmoil after I drink some fermented Apple juice and smoke some Tylenol PM laced pencil shavings I bought from this one kid named T. Mills.
It’s 4:25 pm 2 days later, and I still taste Maker’s when I burp.
she gets paid for more than just a ‘pose’…..& that ‘dance’ will cost Chet $80 plus a towel fee
…btw, he can ‘tango’ several times a nite at this ‘dancehall’, long as the pesos hold out
…in this regard TJ has Vegas beat handsdown…where else can ya grab a bacon wrapped hotdog at every street corner
Prediction: Ed Hardy will release “Douchebag” t-shirts in 2012.
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In related news, the End of the World (formerly Metta World Peace, née Ron Artest) signed a one-year contract extension with the Los Angeles Lakers. Look for the Ed Hardy “End of the World” release this spring.
Hannah has an exact replica of the Nazca lines tattooed on her so that hang gliding sex tourists can land safely in her fur burger.
She is sporting The Mayan Eye Of Cockbreath.
Hermit: Nailed it!
I long to douse her in bleach.
I guarantee all of you this guy has never been to Mexico.
She’s a virgin, you fools! I stake my reputation on it!
fur burger….heh heh heh
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pickle slit…huh huh heh heh huh huh huh…
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Maybe it’s the booze talking, but I love you guys.
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Oh yeah, right…it’s always the booze talking. Except when Ambien™ comes to town…
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LL!eaemheah Gompers.
This is how I spent New Year’s Day…with a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel (excellent) and a very disassembled Xbox 360, whose RROD (Red Ring O’ Death) I successfully repaired, drunker than RevChad at an all-girl swim meet pep rally.
If any of you ever get the RROD on your shit Microsoft Xbox 360 product…lemme know. I can fix them for $5 worth of parts from Home Depot. I’ll do it for shits ‘n giggles. And rye. Check out my chilled WhiskeyStones™ coolin’ down a dram o’ fine Kentucky Four-Roses Single Barrel:
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Rehabbers.
Vinegar gash?
^That’s my new stage name; it just replaced MudLeg P. SlackJaw.
@DS, Husky? Did Rev Chad send you one if his personally engraved pens again with his stage name? Those ice cubes might go well with my new signature drink, Gin and Squirt. Or as I call it the “Just Gin and Squirt It”. Patent pending TGIFridays.
“WhiskeyStones™”? Those look like they’d hurt comin’ out, broheim.
Even at 72dpi, you can make out the pink patch above her nose where the wax disconnected her eyebrows. She’s our own little Frida Callow.
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(sigh) It’s a pun, bitches. Look it up and learn today’s SAT word.
America hates this guy.
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Jingoists
Darksock 10:49
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Water your houseplant.
As a little girl, Hannah’s gamma used to tell her the fairytale of the little girl from the poor village who went to the big city, where she could earn whole dollar a day shooting frogs out her snatch for visiting American sailors.
Captain Mexico there is about 1.5 nanoseconds from that point in the night were every person who has ever been to TJ reflects back on his dubious status as a sentient human being and the acts he has perpetrated that would be considered unnatural in any jurisdiction including the 9th circle of hell.
She’s cynching her boobs together so tight to enhance her cleavage that her sternum’s forming a second vagina. Gaah! I mean “Hot!” No, I mean gaah.
@ Hermit:
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I need to pee in a houseplant. Once.
The closest this guy ever got to Mexico, where it thinks it’s all icky and stuff is Taco Bell. He made a run to the border.
@Darksock,we have things in common even though you don’t know it. I disassemble stereo gear from the 50’s through the 70’s and fix that. It smells like solder and warm vacuum tubes at my house.
Tube amps,yummy…
BVG for the Win. Exceptianal punnage. BTW, anyone who loves Salma Hayek has got to see her in “Frida”. And by see her I mean multiple nude scenes. I think she talks every once in a while, but I’m too busy jumping scenes to catch what she’s saying.
dont you mean “El Douchebago”