Monday, January 9, 2012

Nick the Richard Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

But not as much as the rare “Subtle Boob Fondle Of Milfy Suburban Moms Out For a Night of Drinking While Taking a Pic To Get Back at Karen’s Husband” move.

A move, I should add, that was first patented by Salvador Dali while seeking cure for lupus in the natural hot springs of Bilbao, Spain, in the late 1930s.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am January, 9 DarkSock said...

Bag-fucks At Tiffany’s

9:37 am January, 9 jonezy said...

One Spew Over the Cuckoos Chest

9:45 am January, 9 The Dude said...

Bluebelle’s gotta couple of handfuls there. She puts the fun in funbags. It’s almost forgivable that Nick the Dickshard forgot his shirt.

9:50 am January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Man Who Fucked Liberty Vallance

10:03 am January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What a dickhole! He covered up his face while he was in the spray tan booth giving him that ghostly white face. Seriously! Even the bleeths took the spray tan money shot.

10:09 am January, 9 tall guy said...

When scrutinised in the resulting image it’s a slightly less than subtle move. Perhaps the suburban moms know this. Bleeth on left is my pick from an admittedly rudimentary field (of two). Nice boobies.

10:16 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

TRANNY ALERT! TRANNY ALERT! CHECK THE TRAU ON THE BLEETH ON THE RIGHT!

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This photo reminds me of the feeling I got after I pointed out to Mrs. Wallnuts that there is in fact a can of Glade Air Freshener right there by the toilet. Right there, I says.

10:17 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

War Whores.

10:18 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Alvin and the Bleeths: Bleethwrecked

10:19 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

We Bought a Zoo and These Three Were In It

10:20 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Darkest Hour

10:21 am January, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Girls With the Douche With the GSR

10:27 am January, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

His face looks like 40 miles of bad road. Probably why he needs to have his shirt off to get mire tips. Dance for me monkey! Hmmm…I wonder why I always get kicked out if strip clubs.

10:33 am January, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have to give Nick some credit. “Sure, you can take a picture!” And then under his breath, “As long as you don’t mind me subtly palpating your breasts not unlike Mr. Wipple in those long ago commercials, but in reality much more like the ritualistic Mudra hand gestures of Indian deities, unlocking the secrets of the cosmos as I frotter your tatas.”

10:49 am January, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, you’re right about that grope. That ain’t no pussy ass hover hand going on. Nick’s gotta pair and these ladies are going to see them later.

11:03 am January, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nance, he is actually moving blue dress hottie’s right boob like a signal mirror… wait a sec.! I think I can decode this. “Greetings comrades. All is OK in Vegas. No need for extraction. Repeat. I stay stand firm. Voloshenko out.”

12:01 pm January, 9 DarkSock said...

It delights me that he must wear that demeaning bow-tie.

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Frottage Industry Captains.

12:15 pm January, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I wore a bow-tie a few times. With a fucking pink shirt no less. In high-school bartending when I was 17. I quit when the manager gave me a reach around while she was giving me a rim. Never was I so insulted in my life that someone would grab my cock while licking my anus in a purely heterosexual boss-employee analigus rape session.

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I never should have quit that job.

12:46 pm January, 9 Wedgie said...

I also wore a bow tie, and Count Socckulus is correct in pointing out how demeaning it is. However, I got to wear a shirt, which this ass clown should do as well, because then nobody would notice his C-section scar.

Yup, Nick is someone’s Mom. Chazz it up, bitches.

12:49 pm January, 9 Wedgie said...

^Best job I ever had, too.

Cash money putos.

12:56 pm January, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I once had a job where I had to wear a bow tie. Also assless chaps, nipple clamps, and a quart of baby oil. I wanted to ask why a patent clerk had to wear such a ridiculous getup, but I couldn’t an account of the ballgag.

1:21 pm January, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Nick the Richard”, I see what you you did there DB1. good call and a comical movie at the time.

1:59 pm January, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude

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Was the year 1905 that you had this job? If so, the laws were a little more liberal back in Bern those days so I’m not too sure what yer bitchin’ about. You’d think the photoelectric effect was enough but nooooooooo, you had to figure out Brownian motion AND General Relativity. I can barely get Beaker to make fuccen coffee in the morning. Maybe someone will name a bowel movement after me. If I’m lucky.

2:09 pm January, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

I dig bow ties. I had no idea you all thought they were demeaning. I find them fanciful and decadent. Oh, yeah now I see it.

2:16 pm January, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dr. Bunsen, it was Vienna. About 1910-1912. And I’m not complaining. Dr. Hapsburg was a particularly good tipper. You wouldn’t normally expect to tip the patent clerk, but when the ‘invention’ involves 13 electrified brass spheres orbiting around a platinum electrode in the shape of a 20 inch tall Bishop of Salzburg wearing an inductively heated graphite mitre… a little monetary show of appreciation is customary.

2:43 pm January, 9 CB Popped said...

He looks like he had a C – Section.

3:36 pm January, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Girls night out with a round of Cincinnati bowties after the show!

8:01 pm January, 9 Stephanie said...

Nick head looks like it was popped off of someone else’s body.You forgot to fake spray tan your face. This smells like girls’ night out at the cheap Chippendale’s.

8:16 pm January, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, Cheappendales?

10:34 pm January, 9 Tehachapi said...

Dude, Simon Lebon is looking pretty good for his age. What lovely daughters! Sweet family pics.

3:34 am January, 10 Guid is Good said...

That’s Mr Dick to you.

6:35 am January, 10 The Dude said...

“We Bought a Zoo and These Three Were In It” – FTW!

7:17 pm January, 10 Nostradouchus said...

I’ve never seen a pic look so unintentionally photoshopped in my life.

11:53 pm January, 10 Stephanie said...

Yup Cheapendales.You made another new word.

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