Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Oliver Largeman Points Out the Obvious

And the obvious is tatines.

# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am January, 10 Wedgie said...

If that little dildo I see poking up in the center is any indication, she’s gonna be a tight fit Largeman.

7:14 am January, 10 Eponymous Douche said...

Tupperware tatas are the plastic fruit of the the mammarian universe. Plastic fruit looks ripe and perfectly well formed and delectable. But, just bite into one….

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I prefer milk duds to plastic chesticles.

7:36 am January, 10 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

His hand is bigger than her head.

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.@Eponymous has it right….although Tiny Tina’s tatas don’t look to be THAT dud-ly (or dude-ly) and might be mammalicious and motorboat-able….

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….whilst his cranium resembles a large, functional, pencil eraser.

7:51 am January, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

Butterbean called. He wants his schtick back.

7:55 am January, 10 icame isaw idouched said...

Bullets from The Tons of Fun reincarnated.

7:59 am January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ll take the small pair on rye with some brown mustard. Stop by the table in a bit, cuz they’re small and I might still be hungry. There’s a good man. Here’s $10. Have a tailor look at those sleeves.

8:04 am January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Amazandra the Bronze’s plastic surgeon said, “You want me to do what?! They aren’t supposed to look like two Zeppelins taking off for different destinations.”

8:08 am January, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

He’s got a goatsees growing. He is also quite rotund. Suspicions confirmed. And let me be the first to call this guy Sloth from The Goonies.

8:11 am January, 10 RAPETIME said...

I didn’t know Baron Harkonnen was hetero.

8:12 am January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mia was eager to leave the poverty of her native Philippines behind, but now that she is in America, she has a constant sense of dread as what she calls “American Daikaiju” lumber about, oblivious to her far below, threatening to squash her with a single clumsy misstep.

8:17 am January, 10 Wedgie said...

Tommy Lee Jones just zapped him.

8:19 am January, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His head reminds me of a cartoon, of which I cannot remember the name, where there are bad guys with thumb heads.

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@Medusa

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I have your flu. How long will it last? Fucking flu. Nothing worse than a sleepless night after a triple dose of NyQuil. I got the Jimmy-feet.

8:23 am January, 10 Eponymous Douche said...

Ahab tried harpooning the beast but was killed when his ship was swatted by the giant’s tail. Meanwhile, Innara’s boobs still show the rim locks for the lids. She used them to attach the bowls to her rib cage. Little Pia knows that she’s the goods and waits for the Gaijin to be distracted bye Innara’s baubles. Then she will find her prince.

8:26 am January, 10 Douchble Helix said...

He’s the guy from Crod Mandoon: The Flaming Sword Of Fire.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5434982/Matt-Lucas-from-Little-Britain-to-Krod-Mandoons-lusty-despot.html

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Kill me now.

8:35 am January, 10 Benjamin Doucheraeli said...

That conehead dude from the Jedi Council’s really been packing on the pounds over the holidays.

8:53 am January, 10 IBCBET Agent said...

hahaha looser…he tagged himself

9:58 am January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s a rare tuskless albino lounge walrus!

10:01 am January, 10 Troy Tempest said...

He looks like Mr Big Tough Guy, but when he goes home he plays with his own poop.

10:08 am January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

McCrude’s SAT question #17:

If little Mia carries a pen in her cleavage, then Amazania Bronze caries:

a) a pencil

b) a Gutenburg printing press

c) the Oakland Raiders

d) the sacred witings of the lost tribe of Israelites

10:37 am January, 10 fatness said...

Little Mia’s timer has popped up, she’s done.

11:27 am January, 10 CB Popped said...

Its either an amphibious manatee or The Michelin Man.

1:08 pm January, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Oliver the land porpoise says one of these two ladies will show you to your table. Don’t get all grabby, or Oliver the land porpoise will bounce you out of there, when he eventually catches you some time between groundhog day and national talk like a pirate day.

7:20 pm January, 10 Nostradouchus said...

James Gaffigan went metro….then went to Shoney’s.

7:22 pm January, 10 Nostradouchus said...

James Gaffigan went metro….then to Shoney’s.

9:46 pm January, 10 Blah said...

He does his shopping at the Big and Tall Store on Mars.

11:45 pm January, 10 Stephanie said...

Pimplehead. Oh I thought this was the one word Tuesday pic.

11:47 pm January, 10 Stephanie said...

This guy belongs in a fucking movie as an alien. Holyshit.

8:10 am January, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Rev—oh, damn. Sorry about that, man. The shit is so powerful it can be transmitted over teh interwebs. Well, I’m at about a week now and it’s letting up. I know this is going to sound odd, but give up on the OTC drugs for this one. I’m serious. For everything I crammed down my gullet, i got absolutely no relief and some awful side effects from the medicine. Jimmy legs and constipation, the whole miserable mess. I felt like I was back in detox. So, listen, this is gonna sound weird, but this is where I turned the corner: Taking megadoses of echinacea and goldenseal, and doing a neti pot. Yeah, I know, it’s hippie bullshit. But there’s a reason those guys out in the hills of China are living to be 110 and wrestle musk oxen for fun. Meanwhile we’re over here dropping dead at 65. Give it a shot.

10:51 am January, 11 douches Wild said...

Now I know what happens when you stuff an enormous pink lizard with golf balls.

4:17 pm January, 11 Nostradouchus said...

I see James Gaffigan found the buffet line.

2:24 pm January, 16 Geoffrey said...

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