Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Pop Quiz

Pop quiz time, kids!

Party Girl Michelle is pointing at:

A. Her bestie, Kayla, who is totally, like, Woo!!!

B. The only pattern in the room not shaped like a doily puking up an ink blot.

C. The head of Alfredo Garcia.

D. The last shred of her dignity being munched on by a wayward cockroach.

EDIT: Whoops, had a premature publication last night. Carry on…

# posted by douchebag1
11:59 pm January, 24 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Holy glowing sea foam green triangle?

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Now that’s some crotch funk. Hanford style.

12:01 am January, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And where did this post come from? Was Stephen Hawking right and now we’re moving backwards in time as the universe contracts.

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Speaking of things contracting, this girl’s mouth needs to contract.

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Around the base of my dick, yo! Haw haw haw haw!

2:26 am January, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Why am I the only one commenting on this post? Can no one else see it but me? This is kinda freaking me out.

4:59 am January, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

None of the above. She is saying to someone off camera, “Smell my finger.”

5:05 am January, 25 CB Popped said...

She does have nice naturals…

6:17 am January, 25 Ted Brogan said...

There’s nothing natural about her.

6:46 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m gonna one word this mutha: heinous

7:09 am January, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Natural nails? Natural hair color? Natural repulsiveness?

9:42 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I feel like I’m living in two different yet similar points of space time. And, yuck. And by yuck I mean Eyaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Hawkingses

9:43 am January, 25 tall guy said...

Douche looks like his name would be Guy Sebastian or something. Bleeth looks male.

9:45 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

E. The alien spunkmonkey who tried to impregnate her traditional alien-style but had to settle for using Ramon’s micro-peccker instead.

9:57 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Her monkey claw scares me. But maybe its magical. And she’s giving the green light to every peen in the area. Treat it like a yellow light and proceed with caution or floor it and get the fuck out.

10:01 am January, 25 Wedgie said...

Nice to see I’m not the only one who has trouble flicking sticky boogers off my fingers.

10:02 am January, 25 tall guy said...

She’s a bit too crusty for me. Sheesh, when a fairly slim (or malnourished/emaciated) bleeth has forearm cellulite it’s a fair signifier of urinary tract issues.

10:05 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I thought Anna Nicole Smith was dead.

10:06 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Tim Burton’s “The Corpse Bleeth”

10:07 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Soilent Green is peehole!”

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Sorry.

10:09 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

DING! Her tampon’s done.

10:10 am January, 25 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

“Hole’k Angry! HOLE’K SMASH!

10:15 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Doctor Moreau’a cruelest joke, the Stroodle. Part stripper part white-haired poodle.

10:19 am January, 25 tall guy said...

And that hat he’s wearing is fucking ridiculous!

10:21 am January, 25 Vin Douchal said...

She’s pointing directions to the “Queer Eye for the Asian Guy” dudes from her last photo here to help Ramon clean off the douche look

10:25 am January, 25 Justin said...

Kryptontwat

10:26 am January, 25 Justin said...

Clitonite

10:28 am January, 25 Justin said...

E. Someone else from Fukushima to vomit in her vagina?

10:42 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Don’t ask my how I know this, but there actually is neon green pubic hair color, along with whole bunch of other neon colors, that can make your muff look like cotton candy.

10:44 am January, 25 tall guy said...

It’s also Astraya Day today. Get it into ya, poofs!

11:02 am January, 25 DarkSock said...

As Carmen’s booger hit the far away opposite wall of the strip club, Timon smiled wanly. He’d lost the bet, and as a result would have cheap green hair coloring smearing his cheeks later in the evening.

11:08 am January, 25 Hermit said...

Get that bitch a scratching post, and a lead tampon for her radioactive monkey box.

11:12 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Sock, I like the shamrock stencil. Whether it’s extremely good luck, or extremely bad luck, if you are staring one of those in the face there is no doubt you are experiencing SOME TYPE of luck.

12:06 pm January, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Things I learned today on HCWDB:

1) Vin is very observant and can spot a bleeth from an old pic in under 5 seconds.

2) Shamrock dyed pubes are the new GSR.

12:23 pm January, 25 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Look at the CLAWS on Party Girl Michelle!

Regardless – I’d be deeply flattered if she kicked me in the nads, took my wallet and maxed out my credit cards.

Look at the choad next to her! Talk about a Zeta Manleteer………….

2:15 pm January, 25 DarkSock said...

She’s the kind of woman that comes in a tube top and leaves in anger

4:57 pm January, 25 Stephanie said...

She’s pointing at the alien that just left green goob on her private parts.

3:20 am January, 26 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

i wonder if two hormone taking pre-ops each heading the opposite way, getting together, and having sex, with each thinking their birth-genitals are poisoning them, can produce as much crying and shared self-loathing as jets fans watching the super bowl.

5:13 am January, 26 Nostradouchus said...

E. Her sex change doctor.

Where the fucc are her hips?

5:54 am January, 26 Doucheywallnuts said...

She comes in a blue tube top and leaves in anger with cum stains on her blue tube top.

8:38 pm January, 26 ehcuodouche said...

She’s pointing at Crimson Ted. So now we know.

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