Monday, January 23, 2012

See no Douchey, Hear no Douchey, Smell no Douchey

The Wank Fondle Brothers have synchronized hand gestures like Jagger.

The Platinum Woo Hotts of Kappa Kappa Thigh Rub are pretty sure Ted is not really related to Justin Bieber, but they would like another round of lemon drops anyway. Woo!!! Please.

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12:17 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Platinum Woo Hotts of Kappa Kappa Thigh Rub haven’t seen five guys more douchebag than this since they fucked the Winklevoss twins.

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Facebooks

12:19 pm January, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

One of these guys doesn’t understand the definition of K-Pop. Well, none of them do… but one is off by more than the others.

12:29 pm January, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Props to Beverly Spankmee on the left for just saying no to peroxide.

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Kappa Kappa Thigh Rub must be a sorority at a cosmotology continuation school for single mothers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

12:37 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now I got myself all pissed off about rowing and Winklevoss types. All rowing “crew” (no respect ) are douchebags. I rowed a bit in freshman year because I was strong and figured the chicks would like it ,but ultimately cut because I wasn’t tall enough to synchronize with the crew who were all about 6 feet tall and I almost half a foot shorter. Turns out it was just because my parents didn’t belong to a yacht club or such and I didn’t fit in with the polo crowd.

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Well fuck off you rowing douchebags and take a long suck on my cockswain! That’s all, I need a drink.

12:42 pm January, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Orange + Platinum = Porn. No exceptions.

12:57 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

@Rev

I need your mailing address to pay up my bet. Send it to DB1 or Count Sockula and they can forward it to me.

@Vin

Those girls look a lot like the Fontana City Council to me. You lucky bastard.

1:08 pm January, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like the finals of Vivid Entertainment’s Pornstar’s Got Talent. It’s the Platinum Woo Hotts and their cover In the Pear Tonight vs. The Wank Fondle Brothers singing Reacharound Manila.

if all the prostitutes from an andy dick coke binge took a commemorative photo at the end of the week, this is it.

1:23 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

Did someone say Winkelvoss Twins? Yes please.

1:29 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

Isn’t “winkelvoss” German for “non-functioning penis”?

1:31 pm January, 23 tall guy said...

Yo Dreuche! Scored her phone number. Already had the home line one, but now I’ve the cell (or mobile as we say out here). Degree of difficulty? Not especially, although the mis en scene (my home group) meant there were more eyes on me than a sack full-o-potatoes. So far so good.

1:37 pm January, 23 tall guy said...

Sour faced douche on left needs a good chinning.

1:43 pm January, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

white dude looks like some extra from a Corey Feldman / Corey Haim b-movie, circa 1990.

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two blonds in the middle look like complete cum dumpsters. not that there’s anything wrong with that.

1:49 pm January, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

L – R:

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“I’m 3 x times the loser you are Bro!”

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“I’m the biggest loser in 6 dimensions. Check it out yo!”

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“If I’m the biggest loser in 2 dimensions, does that make me better or worse than you?”

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“I kinda like that hand up my ass. It reminds me of those times at church camp.”

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“I’m makin’ this bitch my own personal hand puppet. He he. I can feel the gerbil tickling my fingers.”

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The entire Kappa Woo section: ” “

1:57 pm January, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’m detecting some Orange Agent at work.

1:58 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie

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dodair@bell.net for the info

Kyle

2:09 pm January, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This is a game right? To take a magic marker and circle how many douche/Bleeth signifiers we can find?

2:10 pm January, 23 tall guy said...

While props were given to bleach avoiding bleeth on left, she looks like the biggest sluzzah of the lot.

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Conflict.

2:12 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, Booyah! Phase 1 complete. But as I’ve said before nothing matters until peen meets vasheen. Until then she’s basically controlling the game. But I don’t need to tell you that cuz you’ve got this.

2:18 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

What I want to know is how Whitey Von Poppelcollar got into an Asian gang.

Triads

2:19 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

I mean, what is their recruiting criteria? That you were once a Mouseketeer?

2:21 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

That you were once Justin Beiber’s top man? That you were a finalist on Top Design? That you have Elton John’s cell number?

Scratch your eyes out, bitch.

2:25 pm January, 23 I douche, therefore I am said...

Even though there’s no election, and it’s only Monday, my vote for Comment of the Week goes to Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche @ 1:49pm

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Pundits

2:30 pm January, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Blond woo 2nd from left is giving a the New Canaan eye of I’ll spend ALL of your money.

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Sugar Daddies

3:11 pm January, 23 Stephanie said...

This is a photograph proving all that is wrong with the youth of today. Self absorbed and orange. Except one guy is really orange. Then there’s the hand signals,the hair gel,and guys holding onto one another…I could go on.

3:36 pm January, 23 Wedgie said...

I can get an election on Monday, or any other day for that matter. Because I take ginseng, the mighty root of oriental lore. Korean is best, too bad that fuccen Dear Leader hogged it all. Didn’t help you in the end, did it you dead midget?

3:58 pm January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

^Bitter Wedgie is pretty awesome.

6:35 pm January, 23 Nostradouchus said...

Filipinos = try too hard. I would know…I’m here.

10:10 pm January, 23 DarkSock said...

@ RevChad

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Relax, I did not pee in the authentic bottle of Maker’s I sent Wedgie.

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Much.

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You’ll know if it’s the bottle I sent him; let’s just leave it at that.

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You DID get the fifth,didn’t you Wedgie? I sent it myself, and by myself I mean I handed it off to one of my admin staff with a poorly handwritten Post-It™ note smudged by salty fuccen tears.

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S’ain’ts…

7:06 am January, 24 CB Popped said...

The Philippinodouche on far left is great. Suburban gang hand sign combined with smary smirk.

It’s Tom Coughlin’s world, we’re all just living in it.

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