Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Wrong Kind of Boob Reveal

What you looking at, brgho? Consuelo kick yu-arr ass, brgho. Consuelo also lika de rouggggeee. But dat not maka him gay!

Ambiguously Persian Semitic Hott Naomi offers the sneaky real world sphincter tickle of oblique erotic trauma.

# posted by douchebag1
7:27 am January, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Marisa Tomei hasn’t lost her looks….which is good.

.

.

But she finds herself competing with excessively manscaped landscaper…which is bad.

.

.

.Pedro in the back has the right idea: tequila-ing himself into oblivion until he has to get back to changing all those mufflers.

.

.

.Huitziopochtlis

7:34 am January, 25 DB Sweeney said...

Why sidemoob first thing in the morning. Why? Why???????

7:37 am January, 25 Wedgie said...

Those Kardashians rebound quickly.

7:48 am January, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Pedro in the background is getting his drunk on and well he should in the face of such adversity and by adversity I mean having to witness sidemoob reveal is just wrong.

7:54 am January, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

Sidemoob is the new plumber’s crack.

8:17 am January, 25 The Dude said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

8:29 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Moobies. Early contender for the Golden Moobs.

8:43 am January, 25 The Dude said...

Golden Brobes

8:49 am January, 25 Justin said...

The gentleman in the background looks like he is breastfeeding from a reclining giraffe, and by the look on his face, it must be tasty!

8:49 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Correction, Early contender for the Golden Brobes. Nice one, The Dude. If it were up to me we would also have a Hall of Twat, but I just learned how to type an email address and make it light up, so what do I know?

8:51 am January, 25 tall guy said...

What a hairless moof! And what the fuck is he drinking? I can barely imagine just how much mirror time this grease ball puts in on an average day. Tio Pepe in back attempts the drunken close on animal print wearing bleeth. Naomi probably has a hott mum, who also probably needs her upper lip shaved. All in all, a foul way to start my day.

Yo Dreuche, not sure about the German any more. I sent a congratulatory SMS for her recent anniversary. Her reply was somewhat cold. Maybe my message was a little too exuberant. Confused.

8:54 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Choad, I see you’re filling in for RevChad on the racist humor. See occasionally we’re team players around here.

8:54 am January, 25 Justin said...

Those slender fingers are looking awfully lady-like, could this be a big drag king? I’m confused…need…more…giraffe milk.

8:58 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m with “I drink to forget” guy in the back. That dude is the posterchild for anyone who has ever gone clubbing and encountered this type of effete douchbaggery. I will gladly buy your next drink, sir, if you promise not to puke on my shoes.

.

Moob brohemoth has the eyebrows, cheeks, chin and lips of a chick. I mean literally. He cut some chick’s face of and is wearing it around Hannibal style.

.

Broobs.

9:01 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, did you at least keep the text to a three screen minimum? This is key. If not, you fucking blew it and she’ll think of you as a pompous airbag until you prove otherwise. If it was a short little Congrats, you’re fine. And while you wait keep chatting it up with other ladies you’re interested in. There isn’t a ring on your finger so you are under no obligation to limit your attention to just one lucky lady. Now what about the English bird? And do any of these ladies have friends? It may be time to branch out.

9:03 am January, 25 Justin said...

Chesticles

9:03 am January, 25 Justin said...

Man cannons

9:06 am January, 25 Justin said...

Seriously, two buttons fastened on the shirt??? I hate this person.

9:06 am January, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Chaz Bono tries the Latino influence on her/his current look. Maria Menunous is amused.

.

Hey, Drunktard in back, there ain’t enough booze in that place to unsee that monstrosity. Time to switch to mescaline

9:15 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

“We’ve secretly switched Broob’s usual brand of coffee with Mammageddon’s Morning Blend Coffee and Estrogen Supplement. Let’s see if he notices.”

.

Persian women always like a little sphincter tickle. I learned that in 7th grade social studies. I knew a couple of Persian chicks in my college days. Both of them were very upfront (upback?) that they were DTF, but would only booty bang. Strange world.

9:16 am January, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

We get some more pics to confirm her absolute beauty (and that she doesn’t have a lard ass) and we may have an early hott of the year contestant.

.

.

This oversized choad looks like he volunteered as a practice dummy at the local cosmetology college. Nice manicure.

9:19 am January, 25 tall guy said...

‘3 screen’? Dreuche. Not sure if i did or did not, but based on your comment i guess i was breathier than a Truman Capote novel. i thought about sending an explanatory follow through yesterday but thank the Lord above i didn’t as it doubtlessly would have led to further confusion. There’s a cake ceremony thingy this coming Monday. i may tune her with strong game throughout the meeting then walk her to her car afterwards.

Undecided.

9:28 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Ole Farts Club Band

9:30 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin +1 for the Chaz Bono reference. -1 for breaking the internets yesterday.

9:35 am January, 25 tall guy said...

By strong game, Dreuche, I mean get her working hard to pull me. Just saying’…

9:35 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Son of Khan: Wrath Of Bloody Mary

9:39 am January, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Drunk dude in the back has it right. Drink cosmo while hugging cheetah. He’s an animal drinker.

.

Son

9:51 am January, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, The Cake thingy sounds like a great idea. Fat chicks love cake. And if your SMS message was more than a paragraph you need to dial it back broheim. I’ve read your flower shop treatise, I can only imagine what you wrote her. Now get back in there and make a move.

12:20 pm January, 25 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Consuelo looks like the poster boy for Prison Twinks Internationale.

Naomi……….ungh, Naomi………..I would bathe you from head to toe with my tongue, caressing and probing your velvety slurpaliciousness……….

12:27 pm January, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

MSR

.

Moob Shave Reveal

4:56 pm January, 25 Stephanie said...

The next thing is bras for guys from Ed Hardy.

better watch out or shane mcgowan back there is gonna jump on stage and sing “he ain’t hermy, she’s my brother”. what happens next is anyone’s guess.

dreadnaughtpunks.

5:12 am January, 26 Nostradouchus said...

I’ve never seen a dude with implants and Botox. I see a Proof of Natural Selection Douchie in the young one’s future.

11:50 am January, 26 Mr. Biggs said...

The only thing sexier than a chick doing an eyebrow pencil is a guy doing it.

6:41 pm January, 26 Sir David Douchenborough said...

I never thought I would see the day where I would find hanging baskets longer than the ones I find at a garden center.

2:33 pm January, 27 Vinegar & Water said...

Sara Silverman needs to get her shirt back from that guy and someone needs to show MCA the way to the green room so he can hook back up with Mike D and the King Ad Rock.

Vinegar has spoken.

Leave a Reply

What is 13 + 9 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)