Monday, January 30, 2012

Tool Who Points

Confucious Say:

Tool who points soon become Tool Who Grabs.

# posted by douchebag1
4:38 pm January, 30 soy bomb said...

No doubt Tool Who Grabs was imagining a firm pair of male buttocks, explaining the feyest smile mine eyes have e’er seen.

4:42 pm January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good for him, public place boob fondle, if chick is willin’, is alright by me plus them is some nice jugs.

4:50 pm January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dear DB1 and fellow mocksters,

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Are we witnessing a new douche trend with the tin o mints in front pocket of tight pants?. With last weeks Bernie sporting 2 cans of Sucrets® and now this pud sporting a tin of I don’t know what. Seems odd.

5:02 pm January, 30 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Q: Why does a hipster douchebag wear black suspenders?

A. To keep his Pabst up.

5:08 pm January, 30 tall uy said...

Jugs That Impress

5:13 pm January, 30 Wedgie said...

The entrance exam for USC has degenerated somewhat in recent years.

5:30 pm January, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Et Tu, its either his birth control pill box or bubble tape. He should double up on both. With a bunch of gum in his mouth it will be hard for him to talk.

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Boobsra Ann here is wearing the same shiny panty host my Aunt Edna used to wear to her Sassy Ladies Jazzercise group.

5:32 pm January, 30 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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I think that’s a tin of delicious Kodiak or perhaps tasty Copenhagen

5:32 pm January, 30 tall guy said...

Yo! Dreuche, my oft mentioned trip the the US may actually happen during your 2012 Summer. I’ll need that Sassy Ladies Jazzercise group’s phone number when I get there.

5:37 pm January, 30 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Something tells me she’s no stranger to having her cans felt by strangers.

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.It’s just a wild hunch.

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.Guicciones

5:40 pm January, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, my Aunt Edna is dead now. Thanks for reminding me.

5:41 pm January, 30 tall guy said...

Yeah but something tells me the stranger preparing to feel the cans navigating previously uncharted waters.

5:43 pm January, 30 tall guy said...

Simmer down, Dreuche.

5:48 pm January, 30 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, sorry, when I get on a roll its hard to stop.

5:58 pm January, 30 tall guy said...

That’s cool, Nancy (boner points for addressing you formally).

6:03 pm January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Miami’s Most Disturbing Fraternal Twins and Identical Twins

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Ariba

6:18 pm January, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Crypto-straight?

6:30 pm January, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

Wouldn’t the appropriate way, if in fact it is delicious Kodiak or perhaps tasty Copenhagen chew, to store in the back pocket? I pretty sure no self respecting chewer of chew is wearing really tight pants and keeping it in their front pocket.

6:38 pm January, 30 UFO Destroyers said...

This pic should be in the wheelhouse of every man with kids who watch Disney channel. Here’s Selena Gomez in about 7 years after her “career” flies off the tracks and Justin Bieber goes back to Canada to work in his uncle’s moose rendering operation.

6:41 pm January, 30 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

yeah, but this tool has no torque. whenever he tries to loosen a nut, he just spins and spins.

best boys.

6:53 pm January, 30 Nostradouchus said...

And the reason she’s cool with it? He’s a Tool Who’s Gay.

7:42 pm January, 30 Blah said...

The fact that she is wearing pantyhose leads me to believe that she is not as loose as public boobgrab would otherwise indicate.

7:43 pm January, 30 Stephanie said...

If you need a photo of yourself holding boobs,that means you’re trying to convince everyone you indeed love boobs.

When I know the real truth,Tool.

7:54 pm January, 30 The Dude said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a breast man.

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Takes my breatht away.

8:31 pm January, 30 Doucheywallnuts said...

Never trust a non-retard adult who wears suspenders. And by that I mean I’d love to ejaculate on Ms Tool Who Points’ spectacular boobs.

8:32 pm January, 30 DarkSock said...

That lady has large cans.

8:52 pm January, 30 army (ret) douche said...

indeed she does sock, indeed she does.

11:32 pm January, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just fellated Mrs. Kroeger’s mons pubis to ejaculation in the dark. I hope it was Mrs. Kroeger, then again, I don’t.

1:11 am January, 31 JK said...

I would give this guy a pass. The scarf is douchesque and mock-worthy indeed, but the rest is quite not on par with the the pack we usually see here. No chest/groin shave reveal, no bling, no six-pound watch (at least not visible), no comically large belt buckle.

And boob pointing/grabbing? I can only say: I would.

6:53 am January, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

When he grabs, she looks ready to plant her knee in his jewlz.

9:25 am January, 31 Scott said...

That’s either chewing tobacco in his pocket, or… an enormous condom?

2:44 pm January, 31 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I think he’s packing this: http://bit.ly/xDFnxP

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