Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Where's actor Jay Baruchel?
Somewhere in this loud mess of douchewank, choadsmell, herpster irony, and boobies that know not for whom they sin, I’ve carefully hiddenJay Baruchel.
Look closely. Can you marvel at his unlikely career?
The Jay-ster is so inspirational, I am given to haiku:
All hail Baruchel
Homeliness personified
Still pulls first class trim
Nope, not marvelling at anything here….
Two of them are out of his league. Get it? The two that may be Jews.
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Rabbi’s
Better yet, where’s Caeser Milan’s pack of dogs to chase these dopes off the property ?
DoucheWeasle don’t care.
Jay who ? never heard of him. “Angel” chest tatt = automatic trash can to the head. And brunette on top looks my old girlfriend from high school. But that was like a couple decades plus ago.
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old man
You know, for the longest time, I thought YOU were Jay Baruchel, DB1.
You kinda sound like him, at least.
Oh, and you have the same first name.
I can’t find him behind the scrote fog.
He’s at home reading scripts for movies where he’s not type cast as the shy nerdy guy who eventually winds up with the hot girl at then end of yet another trite Hollywood piece of tripe?
Other than Angel tatts guy everyone else looks okily dokily. Okay pink shirt guy looks annoying.
Greetings Rev & Sock:
Well, today is indeed a bittersweet one here at Rancho Relax. A package arrived from Biloxi, containing a bottle of the elixir of life, Maker’s Mark. If that seal was tampered with, I sure could not find the evidence. Sock, you are a class guy. Demented and sick, but classy, nevertheless.
It is with a heavy heart that I must now re-label this package and send it off to the Northern Territory, also known as America’s Hat. Fuccen Canadians.
If the label looks a little funny, Rev, it’s because I shed a few salty fuccen tears on it.
As my old man Wedgie once pointedly noted, “Son, betting on sports is a zero-sum game”. True dat, Pops.
Could that be teen pinup model Alison Angel on the right? Maybe that’s ironic tat reveal.
Doucheweasel has memorized all of Jay Baruchel’s movie lines, including the Yom Torah from his Bar Mitvah on Youtube.
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Don’t start with the old mockers, Son
Dark Sock came through. First class chap right there. When are you going on walkabout again DB1?
Happy hour at T.G.I. Fridays on a Tuesday night, wouldn’t miss it for the world!
Who the fuck cares, the de-strapped beauty on the left is all I can see…mama LUCIEN…
@VD Alter kocker mockers?
David Cross does not appreciate Jay Baruchel getting all the attention. “I’ve been in several canceled sitcoms damnit!”
every rock band that ever recorded a song with angel in the title, or the hook, should get together and have a “we are the world” style whoopass on the choad front and center.
that is a bunch of rockers with a “no egos ethos” get together and whoop his ass for being unoriginal, on video.
front two are delectable, bangs girl is ok, but the other one really really needs to grow out her eyebrows, when you have too much face to begin with, every little bit helps.
as far as jay baruchel, where the fuck in nafta does it say we have to guarantee every canadian midget a job in show business? on the other hand, he probably pisses off david spade, so there is that.
if david spade isn’t canadian, he ought to be, this thing has to work both ways.
claymates
I’m pretty sure you can get at least 20 more assholes in this photo,so what’s wrong with you kids?
Touched by the Angel of Douche.
The two on the right have to be underage.
angel is the most punchable thing i’ve seen in a long, long while. “oh! i’ll wear a scoop neck sweater so my giant tattoo of a word that typically appears in tattoos *on women* will be fully visible. And when mugging for the camera i’ll make the duelling gun hands pose and smile idiotically.”
Brunette on the lower left FTW. And by W I mean L.
Hey, can we get some pics of Jewish Mulattos?
Seriously, who the fucc is Jay Baruchel? What’s his Q Rating?
I peed in a Jewish Mulatto at one point in time.
Unless it’s the name of your child, or a deceased loved one, there is no excuse for having that word tattooed on you, EVER. You are NO angel, there is NO reason for you to advertise as such, and it’s even worse when a dude does it. As a general rule, women get that tattooed on them, and the ones who do are usually filthy sluts.