Sunday, February 26, 2012
Always Use Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste on shaving products.
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What a fag! It’s ladyboy simp liberals like this dude destroying my world. Fuck!
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Listen to this story from my seventh favorite Jew about political correctness and societal faggottry gone awry. Liberal nanny-state pantywastes ruled Canada for too long and this happened, for real. Give it to us Ezra:
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Thank the dear Lord for our new regime. We crush liberals in Canada like Stackhouse on a ho jumpoff.
To clarify, DB1 is my 9-1/2th favorite Jew. Notice I’m typing in American today, no u’s after o’s. (respect)
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Son, I’m drunk already SON.
As you can see, it is never a good idea to allow your cameraman to pound 3 forties just before production begins.
Unless, of course, you are filming in fuccen Canada.
His mind is a terrible thing.
Reverend’s Mind is a terrible thing that must remain wasted.
@Dark Sock, 9:03a, agree its definitely easier to control that way.
From YouTube:
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“Adding comments has been disabled for this video.”
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WTF? How will the FAGGAOATH ever know how he has (ahem) “helped” us?
Oh cripes, he has a Facebook page:
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https://www.facebook.com/VeganLight
Seeing that he’s Vegan maybe he ate too many mushrooms, just sayin’.
As for the video, Yeah, like I need to look more greasy. Someone should toss this guy with some balsamic vinegar and then sneeze bar him from making anymore Youtube videos. Heh, salad humor is the best.
My bet is that this guy also likes to rub his “workout partner’s” semen on his face. Lets just hope he doesn’t feel inclined to make a youtube video of it.
Good god! I mean, he absolutely does not need any more oil on that face. His right cheek alone could be tapped and we would never depend on OPEC ever again. I’m betting a Prius could go three years on the output from the scrote’s face alone. Of course an H2 would only go a day. Hummer reference needed since he must give them out. The output from his face would put BP’s spill to shame.
Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico a man in mouse ears is boating because the Daytona 500 was rained out. Like all people in the southern states he can only steer to the left over and over…
Ricky Bobbys
Yo! I need help. Why is it that every YouTube video that appears on my screen appears as a black square that does nothing?
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Also, belated welcome back to DarkSock.
Why is it that in this YouTube video I see and hear an individual with questionable sexual identity talking about using EVOO as after shave? Why, I says.
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Pansies
The dude has the mark of the Douche on his forehead.
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Teabaggers
Sorry, Reverend; I’m still on restriction thanks to the draconian boating laws of Biloxi, MS.
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Torpedoes.
This guy looks like a 5’8″ version of Carlos Boozer.
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Look it up, I’m right about this.
Why do I get the impression that this guy is an expert on lubricating things?
Well cornpone me and fuck my sister Brucey but
I don’t think this guy ever read the Good Book or feared the good lord NASCAR. Yeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwwwwwwwwww I loves me some unidirectional steering.
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Hosers
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To be fair, most vegans I know are so low on energy that that have to cut out some activity. In this case, he decided to deactivate his brain.
The Veganous Monologues. Can you smell ’em?
Veganamaneema Veganamite – I Ruv Roocy
Nothing says douche like a perfectly groomed magicians beard and some sort of over embelished grooming regimen that defies the natural order of things.
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David Blaines
He eats animals. But he does it backwards. He drops trou and sits on them. Then his butthole starts sucking them up into his intestines. By the time they get to his stomach it’s all poo, so he pukes it up into the toilet, and blames his nausea on some bad olive oil, so he goes out and buys another liter of Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil, which he immediately fucks, making it only Extra Virgin. Then he smears his face with the Olive Oil / Spooge mixture, which makes his taint itch and he starts barking about “My Mangina DEMANDS satisfaction!!! It’s HUNGRY AGAIN!!!!” so he wanders down to the corner and buys a kitten from Elmo Dunwiddy the Pope. Minutes later the Mangina hoovers up the kitteh, and hours later he hurls up a furball, and names it Tim.
I beat off with that Extra Virgin Olive Oil and squeeze the extra back off my peen into the bottle when I’m done. Tough economy these days, so you gotta make do with what you have, amirite?
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Somebody should’ve told him.
The bad part is that he has to eat a tube of Clearasil every day just to keep his slime trail manageable.
Couldn’t make it past 8 seconds….
I don’t know which will be worse: having nightmares about Rachel Ray using EVOO to lather up that shaved fur burger of hers or him doing the same thing.
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fuccen olives
We can just hope that someone mistakes his face for a for a frying pan and tries to cook an omelet on his skull.
Well, now we know where that scrote forehead sheen comes from.
Kill yourself
First time I ever spent more than 2 minutes watching a “shaving tips” video made by a gay man in the bathroom of an airplane.
Dumbbells is the key word here.
It rubs olive oil on it’s skin….like a baby.
Troy…you been hanging out with Reverend?
Extra virgin olive oil to toss his salad.