Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Black Eye Joey Ignores Ladies in the East Village and Can't Help it That They Have Daddy Issues

Giggle Chloe moved to New York to be real. Then she moved to Brooklyn to be hip. Then she moved back to Ohio to get married and have a kid.

# posted by douchebag1
7:22 am February, 1 Wedgie said...

I’ve seen the needle and the damage done.

7:25 am February, 1 Wedgie said...

Dear Neil Young:

Please explain to us why this guy is like the setting sun.

Thanks,

Your Fans

7:26 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Yes, Chloe, I think a brass knuckle punch to the larynx is called for.

7:30 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This pic has a very depressing Sid and Nancy vibe.

7:33 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Letting yourself be gag fucked senseless at 30 dollars a pop to fuel your boyfriends opiate addiction is no way to go through life.

7:33 am February, 1 DarkSock said...

Heroin is a hell of an aphrodisiac…

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Junkies.

7:39 am February, 1 RAPETIME said...

Yeah, she’s pretty strung out, but I’d still stuff her like a turkey on Thanksgiving day.

Also, there’s a homeless guy in the picture.

7:42 am February, 1 Mr. White said...

I’m pretty sure Giggle Chloe pulled a train in some Alphabet City shithole.

8:00 am February, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She moved back to Ohio because she couldn’t afford to live in Brooklyn. At least not without 8 roomies to split the rent on 2 br/0.5 bath walk up…

8:00 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Next stop, Massena New York, as feature dancer at Friendly’s Bowling and Saloon.

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She is going to be a welfoar PigCow by 30.

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Sons.

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PS- I’m having bad chest pains today. The reaper(no respect) may be knocking on the door. Or it could be gas. Nice knowin y’all if I pop. Commence the chewing aspirins and prayer.

8:01 am February, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Joey can’t be much of a pimp if he lets his hoes do that to him…

8:12 am February, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

She’s garden-variety, standard-issue Vegas stripper, 23 going on 40, who’s seen more peckers than a chicken farmer.

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.He’s seen better days.

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.Pivens

8:13 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...
8:13 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

http://youtu.be/KGRoEfRJSGs

8:13 am February, 1 Don Cornelius' Recently Created Ghost said...

You can take the ghetto out of the man. But the ghetto will always come back and blow your head off last night at age 75 in L.A.

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Soul Train

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Thugs

8:27 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

You had a good run Rev.

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I think animal prints should be autobleeth.

8:29 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Cap JT, Big Daddy Kane wuz right. If its easy you’re not doing it right.

9:26 am February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

OK, kids! It’s story time. This guy reminds of a situation from my youth….

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When I was a wee Douchal my father used to leave for work sometimes at 4-4:30 A.M. The house would be warmed and the coffee /cigarette / cabbage fart smell reminders of this wonderful man would linger long into the waking hours …

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One chilly winter morning I heard a tremendous í THUMP ! from downstairs accompanied by a loud woman exhaling grunt …… a few glasses and plates crashed to the ground and chairs could be heard moving forcefully…..

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I grabbed my trusty Louisville Slugger from behind my door and dashed down the stairs as the current man of the house ready to do my duty…

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My mother had surprised a burglar who was putting our stuff in a pillow case . She grabbed the first thing she could find, a can of soup, and absolutely cold cockked the living hell out of this guy. He was knoccked the F out and blood was trickling out of an ear…

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We called the police and he was carted away. Later my dad’s buddy, Officer Fred “Eric” Norris* ( *named changed to protect his identity), told us this perp was wanted for numerous other infractions …

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Why do I tell this tale? Black Eyed Joey looks exactly like the dude my 5’2″ mother destroyed.

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Oedipus

9:48 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Nancy 8:27

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I’ll have you know that’s genuine imitation faux cheetah that she’s wearing. And that’s how Joey here got his black eye. He had to wrestle it away from Taqundah (she works the corner of 35th and Vine) before it got all “stretched out and shit”.

10:33 am February, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

R.I.P. Don Cornelius. Many hours of my youth were spent in awe watching The Soul Train. Those colored folks sure has some great outfits and dance moves back in the day.

1:13 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Tebus, Vin! Your mom’s right cross kept his eye blackened for this long?

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Anyone think Vin’s mom should be the site’s sergeant-at-arms? No fuccen takedowns would be honored then – she wouldn’t allow it!

1:21 pm February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nice naturals!!!

2:24 pm February, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

If animal print is Autobleeth, what is brass knuckles jewelry?

2:26 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

This is douche.i.am and Turgie of the Black Eyed Skeeze.

5:53 pm February, 1 Nostradouchus said...

His eyeball got crucified along with his Jesus bling.

8:14 pm February, 1 Blah said...

Does she have a withered hand or did a mandrake root find its way into this picture?

8:59 pm February, 1 DarkSock said...

R.I.P. Don Cornelius.
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And Reverend Chad. I really thought he’d be the Keith Richards of this site.
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Fuckk. I guess I’m en pointe now…
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Dickishes.

9:34 pm February, 1 Stephanie said...

He’s either a musician or has money,why else would she be seen with him? This is depressing poor life choices with douche bags.

12:29 am February, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Even I wouldn’t fuck this one.

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