Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Boobnote

I think we can safely guess that it’s not “B flat!!”

Get it?!?

Because… B flat!!

Ahaha… hah… heh… uhm….

I need a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

D Major w/Penile Erosion

7:19 am February, 15 eb said...

Without the marvels of modern cosmetic enhancement surgery she would “B flat”

But peddle pusher pudwank don’t care.

7:19 am February, 15 Jeff said...

Huh huh, that’s like music to my eyes instead of ears.

7:21 am February, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Last time I swear. Jeff, you’re such an idiot. Did you put glue in your cornflakes instead of milk again?

7:22 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Neon faux-sneaker Crocs now available in lime Faygo. Denim boardshorts, please.

7:23 am February, 15 Evilmoose said...

Sad when the hot chick starts taking on the appearance of the douchebag and vice versa. For instance: She – wears sunglasses like him. He – has no penis like her

7:28 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dago and Lucia Malfoy both like their dates the way their papa Aldo liked em’, with magical cocks.

7:28 am February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

There is so much wrong in this picture it boggles the mind.

7:34 am February, 15 troy tempest said...

And moments after this was taken she went to her job welding cement mixers.

7:43 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Stardate 2012.46, Mr. Spock has just informed me we’ve come into orbit around the planet Douchius 69. We will be shortly beaming to the surface to meet with Premier Greco their leader.

7:48 am February, 15 Hurl Scheibe said...

A new key is invented – DDmajor

7:51 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Agent DD is about to Blue Flash everyone’s memory

7:55 am February, 15 Sir Douche Alot said...

Not a fan of her toes…yes, i am the guy that would look at the sistine chapel and find fault.

7:56 am February, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shoes are made in that color? And people buy them? Really? I think it is debatable but

No, he’s not retarded.

7:58 am February, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And here I thought Scott Summers was Cyclops…

7:59 am February, 15 CB Popped said...

^Sir, agreed her feet are horrible.

Foot fetish 101 for the minority of us.

8:16 am February, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

Can she get toe implants too? And she’s drawing more attention to them with stupid tattooery. And sweet jean coulats on the douche. I didn’t think there could be anything lamer than jorts but here he is wearing Jordache pedal pushers.

8:33 am February, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yikes. Put them brick kickers in a plastic bag or something.

8:42 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m not a foot man but I must agree that her feet need help. There is nothing that could make her feet look better than a set of Lenny Dinosaur Slippers.

.

8:43 am February, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Nothing says “manly’ like a pair of cargo capris. It does say “douchey” though.

8:53 am February, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Her glasses are from the Tron/Rollerball Collection. And by that I mean they would keep the ejaculate out of her eyes.

9:07 am February, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Is it just me or does this guy have a strong resemblance to Fish Slap? First that Donk-alike yesterday, now this? Are they cloning themselves or what?

9:19 am February, 15 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

It’s certainly not D natural.

9:20 am February, 15 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

@Medusa: seconded. The grease marks are virtually identical.

9:57 am February, 15 Scooby Douche said...

Am I going to have to be the one to make a comment about her playing my skin flute?

10:06 am February, 15 Douchble Helix said...

She’s a double bagger.

10:24 am February, 15 Anonymous said...

I think I’m gonna scramble my eyeballs for breakfast this morning.

11:03 am February, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Truly….NOT flat

11:11 am February, 15 kush said...

How long until increasing sunglass size evolves into a full-on mask? 2015 is my over/under.

11:18 am February, 15 baffomet said...

You all realize that those aren’t sunglasses she’s wearing. They’re blast shields for high velocity creamy goodness!

11:21 am February, 15 Southern Scrotic said...

Noted.

11:45 am February, 15 Stephanie said...

Glow in the dark beach assholes.

1:31 pm February, 15 army (ret) douche said...

why is she wearing a face shied? was she doing metal grinding just prior to this pic? not pictured the leather apron. and i agree what’s going on with those toes…

2:03 pm February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I can name that boob in one note.

2:27 pm February, 15 Wheezer said...

DDemi Moore, her new boobs, and her wrinkle blockers are trolling the sands of Cougar Beach in search of another Asston Von Dutcher. And LOOK! She found her “‘Two and a Half’ Man.”

3:02 pm February, 15 Wedgie said...

I think that might be “Doggie Baggins” guys from the famed bathroom pic with a hottie last year. But I’m too lazy to look it up, so Wheezer will have to log into Wheezerpedia and pull it out. So to speak.

Sorry, Wheezie.

4:46 pm February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That boob’s an F#.

.

Because I’d tit F*** it with my sharpened ham proboscis.

4:57 pm February, 15 Anonymous said...

That’s not a note, it’s a B-rest.

5:14 pm February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Neon Canopener: Remember, a Bleeth can feel the Douche flowing through her.

Lucy Squatwalker: You mean it controls your vagina?

Neon Canopener: Partially, but it also obeys your hand jobs.

Hand Rollo: Hokey clubs and ancient skanks are no match for a good Fleshlight at your side, bitch.

Lucy Squatwalker: You don’t believe in the Douche, do you?

Hand Rollo: Bitch, I’ve driven from one side of Seaside Heights to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange shit, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Douche pulling in all the hotties. There’s no misogynistic douchebag that controls my libido. Anyway, it’s all a lot of simple tricks and cheap vodka.

Neon Canopener: I suggest you try it again, Lucy. Only this time, let go your logical self and act on bimbo instinct.

Lucy Squatwalker: But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to slut it up?

Neon Canopener: Your face can deceive you. Don’t trust it. Stretch out with your boobies! — You see? You can do it.

6:28 pm February, 15 wireless g said...

nice shoes

9:19 pm February, 15 Wedgie said...

Podiatrist

12:03 am February, 16 Nostradouchus said...

She needs to genetically augment that toe.

3:01 am February, 16 Douchble Helix said...

Well done, @JD!

3:02 am February, 16 Douchble Helix said...

…and may divorce be with you. – Alpha Base Moon Commander Newt Gingrich on SNL

10:22 pm February, 16 Elwood BluezBag said...

Since when did welding goggles become fashion statements?

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