Wednesday, February 22, 2012

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When the gang at 31 Flavors discovered a life size Herspter Ken doll, much greco-roman formula was expunged.

Yeah, I got nuthin’. Can you do better? Take your best shot in the comments thread.

# posted by douchebag1
4:31 pm February, 22 Wedgie said...

“Yes, this much is nine inches”.

4:34 pm February, 22 tall guy said...

Some people simply have no shame. No shame.

4:36 pm February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I fink he na da bes.

4:44 pm February, 22 The Dude said...

“No, silly it’s not real leopard skin.”

4:44 pm February, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Horst snap like Flintstones

4:51 pm February, 22 army (ret) douche said...

Douche on the left’s hair HAS to be a plastic prosthesis. No way that shit is real

4:57 pm February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Dr. Doofenshmirtz lay his hair-conflagratator lazernator to Gay Eric’s lid, Leopard Tawny queefed herself a functioning penis while her friends laugh in spite at her new found gender.

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Pherbs

5:27 pm February, 22 Wedgie said...

“Too bad my finger pistol is only a .22”.

5:29 pm February, 22 pink cookie crusher said...

norway norm and his gaggle of slores thought it would be cool to take a pic with HIV infected wax figure of ricky martin

5:54 pm February, 22 Obichoad said...

Scotchy Le Poo and the Checkered DAWG! “That’s CapiTAL D A W G” spreadin the herp at the local watering hole. feeling the hoe thangs pissing the flow.

6:13 pm February, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

“What a douche,” said Jon Bon Jovi’s third cousin, forgetting for the moment that he and Bolt Bradshaw were slated to star in the next Jonny Quest remake: “When Hadji Met Hardrock – Jonny’s Golden Shower Quest.”

7:00 pm February, 22 Blah said...

Sprockets!

7:36 pm February, 22 freakshowmonkey said...

After their plans for the domination of Earth were thwarted by The Doctor yet once again, the Autons take a different tack and attempt to conquer the world through sheer douchebaggery.

7:50 pm February, 22 Wheezer said...

Jenny and Rita tried hard to enjoy it, but found Madame Doucheaud’s Wax Museum’s Fun House not so much fun…..and a bit smelly.

7:58 pm February, 22 CB Popped said...

“Yawn of the Dead”

its not botox its scro-tox that has frozen the facial muscles of prematurely joan riversesque bare shoulder num-num.

yo yo mamas and papas

8:06 pm February, 22 Wheezer said...

Soon, very soon, John Largeman will barrel through these wax choads, having seen enough.

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That’s all we need to know.

8:39 pm February, 22 Douchial Webster said...

Nottadouche Ned just can’t believe that you can actually still buy a DEVO “New Traditionalist” plastic pomp on eBay. Not to mention that Gunther is wearing it in public.

8:47 pm February, 22 Nostradouchus said...

“When Eric Roberts went to Madame Toussaud’s….”

9:50 pm February, 22 fatness said...

Personally, I’d like to take leopard print Stevie Nicks pose girl on a nice long ride.

9:56 pm February, 22 army (ret) douche said...

penzoil high mileage, not just for your 94 civic

10:04 pm February, 22 army (ret) douche said...

i could almost give a notta to the guy on the right. but moob/chest shave reveal is auto. one button to far frankie. one button too far.

10:20 pm February, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Guy in the right, will you be the one to get me the hell out if here? Yeah no, looks like I’m SOL yet again.

10:58 pm February, 22 Stephanie said...

“Ha ha,plastic Ken’s a dick smoker”

3:18 am February, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

No.

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How about that, eh?

5:51 am February, 23 Just Me said...

Hey girls, our new penis pump came in and now our little generals are this long, combined.

7:21 am February, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

In the 21st Century Exhibit, after winning the period costume contest, Samantha and Brad from Mars Colony pose with life-like replicas of Herpster Ken and Bleeth Barbie.

12:09 pm February, 23 Wheezer said...

Tablecloth Tommy says, “Goatse Gary’s bunghole is this wide.”

12:26 pm February, 23 VladoudoucheMir PooTin said...

glaad and the disney channel collide!

2:23 pm February, 23 Rogaine said...

This needs to be a rogaine ad.. With our product you can still be a douche even pushing 50+… hahaha

3:59 am February, 24 Scrote_Scratcher said...

Ken is going to be playing Bowzer in the new Sha-na-na..

7:02 am February, 24 Douche Wayne said...

In light of tight new advertising regulations, this was the best Virginia Slims could do.

11:27 am February, 24 Bret Easton Douchis said...

Two words….Blue Steel…

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Now, where’s my settlement check for that Zoolander / Glamorama suit?

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8:27 pm February, 24 Fletch Douche Fletch said...

Brunette Alana should go ahead and shave chest to be like Salt n Pepp Mike and Jason Shorn. Meanwhile, who else wants leopard scars on the back?

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