Monday, February 13, 2012

Chinstrap McAdams Buys Kelly and Ashley a Mai Tai

Don’t look now ladies, but Chinstrap McAdams is about to get cozier.

Lithe Blonde Kelly may be fierce, and I may be slightly intimidated, but I would still pooch sparkle. Oh yes. Like a winter gardenia pancake, I would flapjack those boogie board roller derbies like a disco gajinga bell smackle.

Many of those words may not be words in the strictest sense. But boobs.

# posted by douchebag1
10:13 am February, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So James Hetfield, Mary Lou Retton, and Claudia Schiffer walk into a bar…

10:26 am February, 13 Douchble Helix said...

Gimme some o’ dat naughty blond…

10:51 am February, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

Yo DB1, heed Whitney’s warning, crack IS whack.

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But thanks for reminding me I need to pick up a case of poochsparkle before I go home today. I hate when I’m out of that and gizzlespank at the same time.

10:55 am February, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Exploding Jebus crosses shirt is fuccen AWESOME! I’ll bet that there is a one-of-a-kind gen-u-wine holy relic or something. Douches from around the world probably Google + this guy just so they can say they’re in one of his circles (“He put me in his ‘man meat circle'”). These bleeths need to get with the program. Papal-like figures just don’t strut into classless dives every day ya know.

10:56 am February, 13 Ted Brogan said...

Ashley looks fun

10:57 am February, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ ND

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You Giselespank your lady parts. Well not the ones you have in the freezer but the ones you were born with? Totally cool. But you know that you can’t possibly throw the Gisele’s and then spank them too. If you could you win some big game or something.

11:06 am February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

This douche didn’t miss a trick. Four earrings, pierced brow/lip, index finger ring, sleeve tatts, Chevron hair carving, chin strap…. He’s in every douche sub-category.

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Bravo, McAdams! You win a kick in the package from an honery burro. Probably wishes he was born a girl

11:44 am February, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

These are 3 of the most forgettable human beings in existence. I don’t know about the rest you but I know I’m utterly crestfallen that there isn’t going to be a Bodyguard 2.

11:49 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s a douche alright. Blonde sparkly Kelli might be all that and a pair of lips but her short friend there will blow ya for complements. Remember, all the other guys at the bar are after Kelly so Mary-Lou there is looking for some cock, look at those shorts. She’s a spinner for Alabama Slammers.

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Starfuckers

12:03 pm February, 13 army (ret) douche said...

Is that some sort of design in his short of hair? If not shame on you McAdams for not MAXIMIZING your doucheosity… Could have been a legend…. It’s too early in the week to be dropping this magnitude of douche on us DB1. Have you no mercy?!?

12:11 pm February, 13 army (ret) douche said...

Don’t look directly into the douche eye of toxicity… Pretty sure it’s the only non direct contact way to spread the herp

12:26 pm February, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Yet another brilliantly designed meaningless squigly lines sleeve tatt. And I’m with the Rev, I think brunette will do some really naughty things to compensate for all the attention that blondie gets from the lads.

1:58 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

I concur with with Ted Brogan

1:58 pm February, 13 Et Tu Douche? said...

I also concur with DB1.

2:20 pm February, 13 Wheezer said...

Bruce Willis and his “Hudson ‘Hawk” get revenge on Demi’s need for young-uns by partying with Rumer’s dorm mates.

2:22 pm February, 13 jonezy said...

I’m a sucker for a bony hip and taut stomach.

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Not so much when I’m eating rotisserie chicken though

2:47 pm February, 13 snizz said...

whats up with the middle girl’s shorts/right leg? Looks like a bad photoshop

4:09 pm February, 13 Douche Springsteen said...

Whichever parasite grafted itself onto his arm has crept up into his scalp as well. Those young lasses would be well to stay clear from this one, lest his affliction (and not just his t-shirt brand) transfer itself to their unblemished skin.

4:57 pm February, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Love the shorts on Butter Face Ashley. And by that I mean I’d love to squeeze it into that wrist ring. Blonde Kelly has a great future in abusing sedatives. And by that I mean I’d pop it like it’s hot.

6:34 pm February, 13 Guid is Good said...

Is that Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter? They grow up so fast these days.

8:33 pm February, 13 Bret Easton Douchis said...

That’s not a straw…

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9:12 pm February, 13 Blah said...

The scent of stale beer, Axe and sulfur permeated the air as Clownboy pondered the question: who farted?

9:52 pm February, 13 Stephanie said...

Down at the local Florida watering hole where the bugs are so large you need a mouse trap.

10:14 pm February, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’ve never seen anyone get a whole sleeve tattoo of string beans. Guess there’s a first time for everything.

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Gardeners

11:20 pm February, 13 tall guy said...

Fair rack on barely legal blond. Just sayin.

4:18 am February, 14 CB Popped said...

Red straw.

5:02 am February, 14 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Ashley is just a little to shiny faced and eager…plus being a midget is usually a minus.

6:05 pm February, 14 Nostradouchus said...

Yea…blondie is uberhot. Girl in red not so much. Taint has the coolest TOTALLY ORIGINAL TATOO EVAR!

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