Saturday, February 11, 2012

Comment of the Week: Champagne Katie

While she didn’t gain entrance into our hallowed Hall of Hott, Champagne Katie did win something out here. The Comment of the Week:

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Lol!!!!!!:D! Thanks for the good and bad comments, I love you all!!!:* if you like me or not it doesn’t matter:) at the end all that matters to me is those who care about me… Nancy thank you:) your awesome!!! And I’m sure you all are amazing as well!!!

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Yes. We are all amazing.

Unfortunately, too many ‘bag hunters protested Bleethdom as a disqualifying factor. And while I probably would’ve voted yea for the initial pics alone, ‘twats not to be.

Up next week… Tiny Dancer Maria?

# posted by douchebag1
12:49 pm February, 11 JustDan said...

Yes, the bleeth (and the stoopid) is strong in this one, yes it is.

12:55 pm February, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

What can I say, the hott whobags love me. Lol.

1:01 pm February, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Come on, I figured it was one of the regs pretending to be C.K. posting. DB1 did you do your due diligence on this ?

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everything on the net is true

1:06 pm February, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This smells of Dreuche. And by Dreuche I mean Norwalk virus puke all over the place.

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TDM is in for sho.

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Aliases

1:22 pm February, 11 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Wait a sec:

It’s simply unpossible that Champagne Katie has been denied a HoH acceptance. To vote against her admission is to be a trouser-tuggin’, meat-muggin’, butt-spelunkin’, shiny heiny ass cowboy.

‘Nuff said.

2:16 pm February, 11 Findertweet said...

Cynthia. How soon we forget.

2:18 pm February, 11 The Dude said...

Katie puts the pang in Champagne, and by that I mean she tickles my Schmeckle in a very special way. Let’s tease her for another year or two before granting her admission to that shallowed Hall.

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Vocabulary lesson for my day: I’ve used Schmeckle twice today. The other time I peed out of it while singing Phenomenon.

2:20 pm February, 11 Hurl Scheibe said...

What if Champagne Katie were bald like Joe Garagioloa?

2:27 pm February, 11 Doucheywallnuts said...

TDM enhances her looks by hanging with trannies. BTW, disqualifying factor for CK wasn’t stupidity but litigiousness. My schmeckle doesn’t mind dummies, but it withers in the face of legal threats, even if it’s a face I’d like to ejaculate on.

2:57 pm February, 11 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Insurance claims adjuster, pay-to-pose-partygirl and cocktail server for the Anaheim Ducks @ Honda Center…Katie…is there anything you can’t do?

3:12 pm February, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Fartknocker, I’m thinkin’ basic math and reading at a third grade level. And for the record, I live having an online nemesis in the form of an old burned out diabetic Canadian. Dream come true really.

3:14 pm February, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Tiny Dancer for those shallowed Halls. The Dude for the win for coining that phrase.

3:21 pm February, 11 Justin said...

Katie was robbed…of an education, but she still belongs in the hall!

3:44 pm February, 11 Stephanie said...

If Champagne Katie had a brain she’d join us here to mock.

I’m daring you.

3:58 pm February, 11 Wedgie said...

Fuccen hatters denied a perfectly nice girl from Pocoima.

Don’t hate her ‘cuz she’s beautiful.

5:03 pm February, 11 creature said...

she’s a waitress…er, model?

5:05 pm February, 11 creature said...

next thing ya know she’ll be a dancer…paying her way thru college, er, GED classes

5:27 pm February, 11 Nostradouchus said...

LOL at dude with TDM. Epic.

5:59 pm February, 11 The Dude said...

In a related matter, if Courtney Cox needs a surrogate sex partner, I hear Nancy’s got quite a pistol in her pocket.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow/Courteney-Cox-stars-sex-7389796

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Nothing Percival, Nance — it just seemed like Creatch and Rev could use a bit more triangulation of crossfire 😉

6:34 pm February, 11 army (ret) douche said...

TDM? nah she bleeths more and more. golden globes no doubt but not HoH material. hottie heather of let it pee is a far better candidate. However i think the boss is teasing us with the possibility of another quorum.

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Democracy

7:17 pm February, 11 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

TDM for the go. She might just look genetically perfect in tis picture:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/tiny-dancer-maria-continues-to-make-poor-life-choices/

8:15 pm February, 11 ChiefScout said...

I am sorry. As a long time lurker I must protest. Champagne Katie has the hotts and the attitude to make HoH. I love her turnaround from the initial protesting email. She is a winner and I would buy her bubbles all night long.

8:37 pm February, 11 tall guy said...

And another thing, take a look at her in the above photo. A scattering of further images like that would surely have cinched it for CK coz in it she looks fucking gorgeous.

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“She coulda beena contenda!” (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

9:39 pm February, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

*pulling my finger out of my nose* Wait, what? What the hell is going on here?

9:54 pm February, 11 The Dude said...

If I *only* had a brain, this would be so easy, but there’s a tool in my shed, and it needs to be fed! Bring more Champain, and some TDM and more giggle hotties, and where is Pest Control??

11:37 pm February, 11 Pest Control (The Dude) said...

wtf happened to the good fight for proper mid 20th C male values? I thought we sprayed this area with Hogan’s Heroes?

11:39 pm February, 11 Le Beau (The Dude) said...

Butte capitaine, how due yue avoide zis aughnslut?

11:40 pm February, 11 Scholz (The Dude) said...

I see nothing? I hear nothing? Damn straight, byatch!!

12:10 am February, 12 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

What they hey … seems like she is a good sport in the end, earlier threats to litigate notwithstanding. Is a functioning brain a requirement for the HoH? I suppose you could have an alternate locker for runners-up…Hall of Not?

Tiny Dancer Maria is right on the cusp of eligibility as far as I can see.

1:04 am February, 12 Baron Von Goolo said...

Yeah yeah yeah TDM, TDM, tedium, enough already.

Why isn’t our favorite PTP bucket of choad-chum, Bree, in the HOH? There’s your travesty, right there.

champagne katie got romneyed, and she is smeared in santorum(not the first or the last time,no doubt) by her paulesque rejection.

newters.

2:33 am February, 12 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

To quote the so fittingly dead Whitney Houston in reference to Champagne Katie and her hall of hot bid:

IIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEIIOOOUUUIIIIIIIIIIII will almost love yoouuuuooowwooooo.

4:34 am February, 12 CB Popped said...

Ok, so maybe CK won’t make it into our hallowed HOH, however,

It’s my contention that every guy on here would shake his sausage at her (or pee on/in/around/next to her butt) if given the chance.

On that note, TDM is great. We could use a collage of her pics.

7:15 am February, 12 whetman said...

It occurs in every sport. The first few years produce first rate hall of famers. Then they keep lowering the bar. It’s happening at HCwDB. Tragic.

7:54 am February, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Maybe the HOH is based on the distance the entrants live from DB1 and with CK being in Vegas she just lives too far away to qualify. That’s a good enough reason for her dismissal, right?

8:37 am February, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

CK>Tebow

10:28 am February, 12 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Sorry, but I see TDM’s Bleethyness (is that a word?) on the rise and CK’s on the decline (getting LESS Bleethy).

If Katie doesn’t deserve entrance into the HoH, no war does Maria.

11:53 am February, 12 Wheezer said...

Champagne Katie (AKA “Janira”) and Tiny Dancer Maria can come over to my place for a few rolls in the hay, and as a member of the Hall of Mock, I’ll see what I can do for their inclusion in the Hall of Hott.

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Ladies, whaddaya ya say?

12:57 pm February, 12 Benjamin Doucheraeli said...

We wuz robbed! We lick our wounds and bide our time.

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@Magnum & the good Rev, that was definitely Katie talking. Or a very good imitator. But she is aware of posts on this site that reference her, so I’d say she did make an appearance in the HOH voting.

9:11 pm February, 12 Guid is Good said...

Champagne Katie serving promotional shots in a cut-off midriff top? Fuck you http://www.modelmayhem.com you have ruined my sweet dreams.

11:53 pm February, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Look at the size of her coconut!! They’d have to make the HoH pavilion twice the current size just to accommodate her fucking head. It’s even worse when she’s wearing a Bouffant Bob-It!© from BleethCo!!®

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/02/champagne-katie-for-hall-of-hott/

7:33 am February, 13 Tokyo Sexwhale said...

Ass – spankable

Face – spooge-able

Chesticles – Hawaiian muscle fuckable

legs – spreadable

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So what is your people’s fucking problem with this girl? She’s apologized AND is taking the now undeserved mocking in stride. Let her in. Let her in. Let her in.

11:12 am February, 13 Southern Scrotic said...

When she let’s me in, I’ll let her in.

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Fair’s fair, right?

9:55 pm February, 13 Stephanie said...

I’ll bet she giggled and farted when she wrote that back to us.

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