Sunday, February 19, 2012

"Douchey Douchey Doo, Where Are You?"

More from the body of work done in the wake of HCwDB peak back in 2009-2010 comes this mildy amusing cartoon. And since I can’t take another douchey rap video, figured it’ll pass the time on this lazy Sunday.

# posted by douchebag1
8:07 am February, 19 CB Popped said...

Hilarious.

8:22 am February, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Almost as funny as the Greek debt crisis.

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Narcissists.

8:36 am February, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ha….ha. Those two non bleeth cartoon chicks for the HOH.

8:49 am February, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Good stuff!!!

9:25 am February, 19 tall guy said...

Agreed! Really good stuff.

10:07 am February, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

Wow, Lenny the Box musta been passing out sedatives, I haven’t seen the Rev this subdued since the last Stanley Cup, you know, when the Canucks lost.

11:20 am February, 19 skrag2112 said...

Today, Douchey and the gang meet Don Knotts!

11:50 am February, 19 Vin Douchal said...

As usual , animation required for perfect portrayal. Just like the Simpsons reflects every family in my burgh, Fontana, right down to the Mini-Mart on my corner. “Hello, Mr Douchal, here is a fresh can of Kodiak and I took the liberty of printing your Mega Millions ticket when you pulled in.”

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Yesterday the coaches were all sick or previously occupied so as the team manager, I had to run the Little League practice. We started with honing our home run trots, the “I got it!” drill to avoid collisions, some hitting and then we sat around the dugout as I discussed team building and game ettiquette.

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1) Batter, batter, SWING batter

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2) The celebratory high five and swinging fist duck ( they nailed it)

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3) “C’mon kid, c’mon kid, c’mon kid” was a favorite

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4) What goes on in here, STAYS in here. No crying, whining, dwelling on negatives and being prissy allowed

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5) Spit away. Two pieces of sugarless bubble gum at all times stuffed in the cheek ( eye black optional)

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6 year olds are an awesome audience

3:56 pm February, 19 Wedgie said...

^I had to work on my language though. Surprisingly, not all parents appreciate my use of the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, etc. in front of little Johnny. Which really presented a problem with my communication skills. I stuttered frequently.

6:34 pm February, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

90 seconds into that vid, I very nearly died.

6:48 pm February, 19 Douchble Helix said...

They f-ing nailed it. And, I think they beat Jersey Shore by 3 weeks.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1563069/episodes?year=2009

7:11 pm February, 19 Nostradouchus said...

I’ve stumbled upon a treasure trove of pear:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.205051799593846.42295.204953999603626&type=3

12:30 am February, 20 Douchble Helix said...

I’m curious as to what “stumbled upon” means in this instance.

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I was looking for a local produce stand, and the next thing you know…

6:32 am February, 20 Olddog1 said...

Pretty good stuff. However the “Non-Bletths” lost points by not actually doing anything to help Poindexter. But then again I have high standards.

10:54 am February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Wedgie

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Not many parents have a sense of humor these days. Particularly when you do it at a YMCA practice with 4 and 5 year olds. They look at you like you’re Hitler or something but you know they’re saying it as soon as they get in the car and someone cuts them off on the way home.

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hypocrites

2:51 pm February, 20 Sergeant Poop said...

So, wait…why didn’t the chicks like the douchebags? I kept expecting them to fall for their methods by the end…and it never happened.

If there’s one recurring theme this website has shown us, it’s that hot chicks like douchebags.

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