Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Esoteric Wednesday

The fish.

# posted by douchebag1
12:40 pm February, 1 jonezy said...

Holy Fuck!

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The close up of her face at the interview stage (3:00) is god damn nightmarishly scary. The facial was the best thing that ever happened to her. ‘Can you feel it!”

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It’s been awhile, soooo

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FUCK FISH SLAP!

12:46 pm February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Sweet Jeebus!!!! Is she missing teeth??

12:51 pm February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

A few months from now she’ll be joining the cast of “The Odessa Shore” airing on MTV Europe.

12:55 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

After watching about 50 seconds of this…..I don’t know what…..I got a pop up notification that SpyBot stopped a bad file from running, or something like that.

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This isn’t exaggeration. That video is truly infected. With scrote. Fuck, that shit is becoming sentient.

1:04 pm February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

That was awesome. Ashley Simpson got caught in a Shrinky Dink unit that knocked out her upper teeth, but still takes the stage? Fucking great! Then she wears the money shot like a bukake gangbang.

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Even I couldn’t dream up that scenario. More, please

1:22 pm February, 1 Douche Springsteen said...

Someone grew up downwind from Chernobyl.

1:45 pm February, 1 Mr. White said...

Why can’t we have this kind of MTV in the U.S.?

1:54 pm February, 1 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I haven’t seen TV this bad since those two dudes named Sonny and Cher were haunting the airwaves in 1969.

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.Sagets

1:55 pm February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Why is she maroon??

2:01 pm February, 1 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I want my MTV.

2:10 pm February, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Its easier to lipsync with missing front teeth. Medical fact.

2:15 pm February, 1 UFO Destroyers said...

A target rich environment if I ever saw one. Ken Ober is rolling over in his grave right now.

2:15 pm February, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

After watching that video I am even more firmly convinced that the best way to defeat our enemies is to export our culture to them. Watching JBowWoww I realized that the cast of Jersey Shore can do more for our national security than the army, navy, air force and marines, the CIA, FBI and NSA all combined could ever do. Forget about exporting democracy, I say export DoucheBleethocracy.

2:22 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kazakstan’s Got Talent

2:22 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Czechslovakia’s Most Blunted

2:23 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Gypsies

2:24 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Markhus Velbi V.D.

2:25 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Hunt For Brown Teeth

2:25 pm February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I bet my ballsack she gives a helluva gummer!!

2:25 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kremlins Got Plagos.

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What?

2:26 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Red Square was named after her penis.

2:27 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Roma, A Turnip, and A Shiksa Place

2:27 pm February, 1 soy bomb said...

Eeen Soviet Russia…

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things are pretty fuccin’ weird. Go U S and A!!!1!1!!

2:27 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

A Few Good Teeth

2:27 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dr. Zhivagash

2:28 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Forrest Gummed

2:29 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Toothless in Volgograd

2:34 pm February, 1 Wheezer said...

Gorky’s

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(Yeah, I know it’s not going with the tooth theme…..)

2:37 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Bashmavadentalova

2:47 pm February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’ve caught Pike I’d mouth fuck before that.

2:53 pm February, 1 tall guy said...

Jeebus, have a go at the teeth!

2:59 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Dasvabangya

3:01 pm February, 1 Southern Scrotic said...

Ke$ha speaks Russian?

3:17 pm February, 1 Wedgie said...

Chernobleeth

4:38 pm February, 1 troy tempest said...

Russia’s got no talent

6:03 pm February, 1 Southern Scrotic said...

In Soviet Russia, no talent got you.

8:02 pm February, 1 Blah said...

Ivana Barfonya

9:05 pm February, 1 DarkSock said...

Take THAT, Kruschev.

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Although apparently he was still right about who got buried. It’s just that THEY got buried with us too.

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Gumjobbers.

5:59 am February, 2 FoghornLeghorn said...

I don’t speak Russian, but I barfed anyways.

7:57 am February, 2 Anonymous said...

The host has that big diamond tattoo we see on 32.6% of douchebags today. I guess they’re so bored in Russia between hockey games and bombing Chechnya that they take homeless people, spray tan them mercilessly, and then have them sing on tv for their amusement.

8:01 am February, 2 ehcuodouche said...

I read that the NKVD used to torture its prisoners that way.

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