Monday, February 6, 2012

Foolio's Crotch Warning is Literal

Maureen’s Spring Break took a turn for the worse when she thought Foolio’s crotch guns were a metaphor for gangstaism, not the herp.

# posted by douchebag1
2:54 pm February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His tat says T.J. Maxx.

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Her boobs say yes.

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Her penis says Chlamydia.

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Son

2:57 pm February, 6 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Her tasteful crotch tattoo reads “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.”

3:00 pm February, 6 Wedgie said...

^There’s nothing tasteful about her crotchal region, CND.

3:13 pm February, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Someone needs to get a running start and come up behind this fool and give him an atomic wedgie (hey that’s the term Wedgie so deal with it)with a flying forearm at the same time. Then while he’s writhing around in pain because his man panties are firmly lodged in his “lady parts”, his belt can be removed and the flogging of a lifetime can begin. And after he finally passes out from the pain (1.5 microseconds into it), his “Fourteenth Place, Best Trier” medal around his neck (hey Special Olympics hands them out, I don’t) can be used as a garrotte OR jammed down his throat and out his asshole so that he can receive a full body flossing. I’d give the hat to “her” so that so it could be puled down over “her” head and a slightly play kick could be administered for her to GTFO.

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misanthropy

3:20 pm February, 6 DarkSock said...

Those are his gunads.

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sorry…

3:39 pm February, 6 Stephanie said...

He’s shooting blanks.

4:03 pm February, 6 Scooby Douche said...

He has his “all day pass” wristband from the local Water Works water park, where he terrorizes the 12-year-olds with his stare down. Cuz he totally gangsta, yo.

Maureen’s thinking: “One quick photo with this ass clown, then I can put it up on Facebook later and try to make my ex think I’m over him”.

4:05 pm February, 6 Scooby Douche said...

@ Dark Sock:

When it comes to gunads, this dude is unarmed and extremely harmless.

However, he should still be approached with caution. Do not try to apprehend. Instead, call the CDC immediately.

4:25 pm February, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

She is sporting the oh so rare frontal view side boob reveal and she does it well.

4:34 pm February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

He’s got a weird wrist to bicep ratio. Along with the gay cowboy belt buckle. Gun bling, edgier than Jesus bling, but less dangerous.

5:58 pm February, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Maureen is giving the “Tranny Eye of Don’t-Check-My-Package.” The French Manicure doesn’t hide the man hands.

5:58 pm February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think he has on a retard alert necklace.

6:04 pm February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maureen is sporting whack-a-mole neck of bops on the head during BJ’s.

7:05 pm February, 6 The Dude said...

I find the hot chick more appealing than the douchebag. She’s even flashing the teeth of coitus. That’s like 99 degrees of Fahrenheitation.

7:07 pm February, 6 The Dude said...

The literality of Foolio’s crotch warning is closest he’ll ever come to being considered Literal.

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Bookish

7:11 pm February, 6 The Dude said...

Foolio’s crotch warning is so literal, Bill Clinton wants to nominate it for a Presidential Medal of Peendom.

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Maya Angelou’s Eye of Poetus

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Too soon? That’s like 20 years ago

7:21 pm February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

Im thinking this is an actual woman. The boobs are too natural looking. You wanna know my theory on why guys always throw out the tranny bomb? Sure ya don’t, but here it is. You’re intimidated by her good looks. I mean look at her, she’s gorgeous. But if you let her know that she will win some weird little game in your head. Surely she can’t be real so you must find something wrong to not feel vulnerable and powerless. Presto chango, she must have a dick or have had one at one point. Control regained. Denial activated. Delicate male ego restored. Thank you, let me know if you need any of your other pecadillos broken down for you. The Doctor is in!

7:43 pm February, 6 The Dude said...

I got several inches of Farenheight that says Maureen is an authentic hot chick, and by that I mean what I just said.

11:21 pm February, 6 tall guy said...

Yeah, plus there’s a bit of junk in trunk. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

12:54 am February, 7 I douche, therefore I am said...

She’s smokin’! If that makes me gay, so be it.

1:18 am February, 7 Stephanie said...

That’s definitely a girl,and why can’t you see that guys? Those are curves in the right places. She’s cute,and scary.

Go Nancy,go. Her choice of guys is scary,though. I never think looking like a thug with your pants down is cool. Again,that’s a prison sign saying go ahead and pork my butt.

3:26 am February, 7 CB Popped said...

Her breasts are wonderful and natural.

7:02 am February, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Stephanie, you’re exactly on the money honey.

9:18 am February, 7 jonezy said...

I think you ladies are confusing the fact that a call for tranny status doesn’t affect my desire for wanting to play melon pinball

9:20 am February, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jonezy, will that solves that. That just means you’re gay.

12:58 pm February, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

The tranny call is just being lazy.

3:46 pm February, 7 Nostradouchus said...

The new dog tag, post-DADT.

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