Friday, February 17, 2012
Friday Haiku
Sheen head and Christ crotch,
Sophie’s Mayan Eye beckons,
God punishes all.
Oh Christ on a crotch
Victoria’s secret is
Wayne Rooney troll doll
— ehcuodouche
Her head points to West
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkey head.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Jill lost her eyebrows
Not to worry; Bob shaved his
And loaned them to her
— saulgoode42
She’s just waiting for
showing of “Brokeback Mountain”
on douche’s forehead.
— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
Geometric styles
Fractal swirls and squares in black
That’s lost on these two.
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Druish Vespa Hott
Her boobies have gone to plaid
Lord Helmet giggles.
— douche wayne
scribble shirt douche poo
bald head stuck in tanning bed
Sophie’s globes shine through
— SonnyChibaChoad
Backwoods Bozo takes
Sister to Hootenanny.
Always wears his best.
Babyface Gelson
Does his tops with five-head. Mark
Of the bag scares hott.
Sheen on head is hi-test
Hootch. She’s had enough shinin’
Cigarette starts blaze.
Sourbelly trio
Coming right up. Hillbilly
Hare solves this sad case.
Frankendouche and bride
pose for wedding picture in
in hospital morgue.
Earlier that night
He called her George and squeezed her
Neck to leftward list.
Sorry I got nothing but if that’s not Douchie-worth Mayan Eye I don’t know what is. Yowza!
Can you guess where the
bolts from Franekdouche’s neck
are being used now?
Her head points to West
Since the gyroscope was put
In his monkey head.
Oh Christ on a crotch
Victoria’s secret is
Wayne Rooney troll doll
Eyes more than half-way
Down head may indicate dumb
Bag. Of Vice and Men.
Jill lost her eyebrows
Not to worry; Bob shaved his
And loaned them to her
She’s just waiting for
showing of “Brokeback Mountain”
on douche’s forehead.
I fink he’s freaky
and she might like me a lot.
Should I stay or go?
Shiny bald bishop
elevated cardinal
the papacy weeps.
^ that was me.
Geometric styles
Fractal swirls and squares in black
That’s lost on these two.
I wanna fuck you…
oo oo oo oo oo oo oo
oo oo oo oo oo
Druish Vespa Hott
Her boobies have gone to plaid
Lord Helmet giggles.
Washed up Duke Nukem
Snags pixellated Dress Hott:
Health bar, please turn red.
Sun-dried tomato
bag asks Sophie to toss his
salad. She’ll use cig.
Here’s to hoping that
vein thrombosis will lead to
“Scanners”-like head goo.
scribble shirt douche poo
bald head stuck in tanning bed
Sophie’s globes shine through
Piscopo’d John C.
Riley can really pull the
Dayle Haddon hott!!
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Ya I am Hans and
I am Franz and we are here
to pump you up! Ya.
Carrot Top’s cousin
Got set up with Liz Hurley
Date’s over quickly
Wow, that’s some fivehead
Plan in works for Nike ad
To be paintted there
Say, Mister Wedgie
That Carrottop Reference
Seems Familiar
If ever one pic
said “unnatural pairing”,
this baby is it
One of the extras
From “Planet Of The Apes” set
Left his makeup on
The Cro best look out
There’s a new ‘Bagnon in town
And he’s a ginger
That is one hot chick
Looks just like Krista Allen
(twenty years ago)
Happy days no more
With growth hormone injections
Opie Cunningham
Say, Mister Helix
I don’t know what the fuck you
are talking about
Damn! Late to the party again
…”Wayne Rooney troll doll” has me cracking!
Igore like boobies.
Igore really like boobies.
Igore like boobies.
Me so sad me write
Haiku to express my grief
Of no DarkSock blue
mosaic bright-tits
cigarette calming her nerves
niacin troll clutch
-VladoucheMir PooTin
Yeah, Wedgie, I’m a
dick. I don’t own the ‘muscle
-bound comic’ jokes here.
My forehead has it’s
Own gravitational field
And weather system
^^^^ Please substitute ‘haikus’ for ‘jokes here’.
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That is all.
Taillight glows
Horsey smokin bleeth
Everyone’s related
This is England
Ouch! My brain, it hurts.
My head, too small to hold it.
I need my binky.
Damn DH what crawled
up your butt and died? how bout
A hot side by side?
You know what they say…
Big cranium means small cock
I am living proof
Fwap … fwap … fwap-fwap-fwap
Motorboat-motorboat-fwap
Sophie kills kittens
Hott’s geodesic domes
make geometry fun; Math
not only hard thing
Oops. Meant that to be two haikus, not one…
Fwap … fwap … fwap-fwap-fwap
Motorboat-motorboat-fwap
Sophie kills kittens
Hott’s geodesic domes
make geometry fun; Math
not only hard thing
Oh say can you see
By this moron’s shiny head
Check-spangled heaven
Blinded by the glare
She gropes for her missing date
But recoils at smell
Thawed from a glacier
Cro-magnon cavedouche hunts mate
Drags her to his cave
@Justin
Thanks, that was my first reaction – the rest wrote itself.
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Cornfed uberdouche…
Thinks his buckle is western.
Gay rodeo win!
Let’s play Tetris with
her dress; my face fits between
her boobs just fine, thanks.
W T F is that
Piece of rotten beef jerky
Doing with that hott