Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday Haiku

Sheen head and Christ crotch,

Sophie’s Mayan Eye beckons,

God punishes all.

Oh Christ on a crotch

Victoria’s secret is

Wayne Rooney troll doll

— ehcuodouche

Her head points to West

Since the gyroscope was put

In his monkey head.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Jill lost her eyebrows

Not to worry; Bob shaved his

And loaned them to her

— saulgoode42

She’s just waiting for

showing of “Brokeback Mountain”

on douche’s forehead.

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Geometric styles

Fractal swirls and squares in black

That’s lost on these two.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Druish Vespa Hott

Her boobies have gone to plaid

Lord Helmet giggles.

— douche wayne

scribble shirt douche poo

bald head stuck in tanning bed

Sophie’s globes shine through

— SonnyChibaChoad

# posted by douchebag1
7:17 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Backwoods Bozo takes

Sister to Hootenanny.

Always wears his best.

7:18 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Babyface Gelson

Does his tops with five-head. Mark

Of the bag scares hott.

7:19 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sheen on head is hi-test

Hootch. She’s had enough shinin’

Cigarette starts blaze.

7:20 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sourbelly trio

Coming right up. Hillbilly

Hare solves this sad case.

7:21 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Frankendouche and bride

pose for wedding picture in

in hospital morgue.

7:22 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Earlier that night

He called her George and squeezed her

Neck to leftward list.

7:23 am February, 17 Dan said...

Sorry I got nothing but if that’s not Douchie-worth Mayan Eye I don’t know what is. Yowza!

7:23 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Can you guess where the

bolts from Franekdouche’s neck

are being used now?

7:23 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her head points to West

Since the gyroscope was put

In his monkey head.

7:24 am February, 17 ehcuodouche said...

Oh Christ on a crotch

Victoria’s secret is

Wayne Rooney troll doll

7:26 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Eyes more than half-way

Down head may indicate dumb

Bag. Of Vice and Men.

7:29 am February, 17 saulgoode42 said...

Jill lost her eyebrows

Not to worry; Bob shaved his

And loaned them to her

7:31 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s just waiting for

showing of “Brokeback Mountain”

on douche’s forehead.

7:33 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I fink he’s freaky

and she might like me a lot.

Should I stay or go?

7:35 am February, 17 Anonymous said...

Shiny bald bishop

elevated cardinal

the papacy weeps.

7:36 am February, 17 douche wayne said...

^ that was me.

7:36 am February, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Geometric styles

Fractal swirls and squares in black

That’s lost on these two.

7:36 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

I wanna fuck you…

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo

oo oo oo oo oo

7:37 am February, 17 douche wayne said...

Druish Vespa Hott

Her boobies have gone to plaid

Lord Helmet giggles.

7:39 am February, 17 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Washed up Duke Nukem

Snags pixellated Dress Hott:

Health bar, please turn red.

7:42 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sun-dried tomato

bag asks Sophie to toss his

salad. She’ll use cig.

7:45 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Here’s to hoping that

vein thrombosis will lead to

“Scanners”-like head goo.

7:49 am February, 17 SonnyChibaChoad said...

scribble shirt douche poo

bald head stuck in tanning bed

Sophie’s globes shine through

8:06 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Check this out boys… Olde Schoole Peare of the finest quality…

http://www.moviemarket.com/Photos/P203107_C55289.html

8:08 am February, 17 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Ya I am Hans and

I am Franz and we are here

to pump you up! Ya.

8:27 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Carrot Top’s cousin

Got set up with Liz Hurley

Date’s over quickly

8:31 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Wow, that’s some fivehead

Plan in works for Nike ad

To be paintted there

8:33 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Say, Mister Wedgie

That Carrottop Reference

Seems Familiar

8:34 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

If ever one pic

said “unnatural pairing”,

this baby is it

8:38 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

One of the extras

From “Planet Of The Apes” set

Left his makeup on

8:38 am February, 17 Justin said...

The Cro best look out

There’s a new ‘Bagnon in town

And he’s a ginger

8:42 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

That is one hot chick

Looks just like Krista Allen

(twenty years ago)

8:42 am February, 17 Justin said...

Happy days no more

With growth hormone injections

Opie Cunningham

8:43 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Say, Mister Helix

I don’t know what the fuck you

are talking about

8:43 am February, 17 Justin said...

Damn! Late to the party again

8:44 am February, 17 Justin said...

…”Wayne Rooney troll doll” has me cracking!

9:16 am February, 17 Eponymous Douche said...

Igore like boobies.

Igore really like boobies.

Igore like boobies.

9:28 am February, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Me so sad me write

Haiku to express my grief

Of no DarkSock blue

9:29 am February, 17 VladoudoucheMir PooTin said...

mosaic bright-tits

cigarette calming her nerves

niacin troll clutch

-VladoucheMir PooTin

9:49 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, Wedgie, I’m a

dick. I don’t own the ‘muscle

-bound comic’ jokes here.

9:50 am February, 17 Eponymous Douche said...

My forehead has it’s

Own gravitational field

And weather system

9:50 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

^^^^ Please substitute ‘haikus’ for ‘jokes here’.

.

That is all.

9:51 am February, 17 tall guy said...

Taillight glows

Horsey smokin bleeth

Everyone’s related

This is England

9:52 am February, 17 Eponymous Douche said...

Ouch! My brain, it hurts.

My head, too small to hold it.

I need my binky.

9:57 am February, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn DH what crawled

up your butt and died? how bout

A hot side by side?

10:02 am February, 17 Eponymous Douche said...

You know what they say…

Big cranium means small cock

I am living proof

11:14 am February, 17 Morbo said...

Fwap … fwap … fwap-fwap-fwap

Motorboat-motorboat-fwap

Sophie kills kittens

Hott’s geodesic domes

make geometry fun; Math

not only hard thing

11:16 am February, 17 Morbo said...

Oops. Meant that to be two haikus, not one…

Fwap … fwap … fwap-fwap-fwap

Motorboat-motorboat-fwap

Sophie kills kittens

Hott’s geodesic domes

make geometry fun; Math

not only hard thing

11:17 am February, 17 SomeGuy said...

Oh say can you see

By this moron’s shiny head

Check-spangled heaven

11:19 am February, 17 SomeGuy said...

Blinded by the glare

She gropes for her missing date

But recoils at smell

11:22 am February, 17 SomeGuy said...

Thawed from a glacier

Cro-magnon cavedouche hunts mate

Drags her to his cave

7:29 pm February, 17 ehcuodouche said...

@Justin

Thanks, that was my first reaction – the rest wrote itself.

[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/65r2aa.jpg[/IMG]

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[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/mhc12e.jpg[/IMG]

8:14 pm February, 17 Nostradouchus said...

Cornfed uberdouche…

Thinks his buckle is western.

Gay rodeo win!

6:13 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Let’s play Tetris with

her dress; my face fits between

her boobs just fine, thanks.

6:21 pm February, 19 screeb said...

W T F is that

Piece of rotten beef jerky

Doing with that hott

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