Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Gabana Boy Ignores Boobs to Point at You

Heavy is the wrist that wears the Six Pound Watch.

# posted by douchebag1
12:53 pm February, 14 tall guy said...

If this gorilla doesn’t have a monthly appointment for a back, crack’n’sack wax I’d be most surprised. I’d also be most surprised if he didn’t need to continually barter with the defoliation folk, who are always jacking up the price because he’s a major hair bag.

1:02 pm February, 14 baffomet said...

Wow! The term “Busting out” comes to mind….

1:18 pm February, 14 Wedgie said...

orale vato

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con chi chi’s tambien

1:20 pm February, 14 Los Douches said...

Pray for a deep body of water and no flotation devices.

1:25 pm February, 14 Willie said...

I still haven’t figured out how to spell the motor-boat sound…

1:26 pm February, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Looks like Mohammad here has passed on the jihad against the infidels and the promise of 72 virgins for one big tittied bimbo and a “big ass watches” kiosk at the local mall.

1:27 pm February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Brea, CA. 57 Frwy @ Imperial Highway. Carl’s Jr has the most fuccen insane speedbumps on earth. Hit them at over 5 MPH and everything in your vehicle is airborne.

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They stand a good 14-16 unapologetic inches tall ready to send your heart soaring and sphincter tightening . My white Nordstroms dress shirt and Nautical tie are speckled with tobacco juice and coffee splotches. Not mention some t-juice went in the A/C vent so that’ll haunt me for a few months. This sucks

1:42 pm February, 14 jonezy said...

Vin, you shoulda stopped at the pastrami place instead.

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I bet the chick in this pic has some massive pastrami meat curtains.

1:44 pm February, 14 jonezy said...

new marketing idea:

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wristwatches for wristwatches. DBags can buy a mini wristwatch to loop around the wristband of their Six Pound watch, thus creating a physical metaphor for the infinite cycle of time and space- which their ego is somehow larger than…

1:50 pm February, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Just to be an asshole…

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“I will now motorboat the big plastic squoobz! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAIAIIAIAIAIIAIIAIAIAIIAIAIAI!”

1:58 pm February, 14 Southern Scrotic said...

Did anyone else notice her major league ta-tas?

2:15 pm February, 14 Wheezer said...

That’s Serj Stankian from System of an Assclown.

2:23 pm February, 14 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Don’t point at me, bro.

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‘Cause I ain’t your bro, holmes.

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Your lady friend’s floppy meat pillows are spilling out of her corset, and it appears that they may be actually skimming your shirt. They’re so massive, it’s hard to tell where the boobies end and the douchebag begins. This would usually shove me into an irrational rage, but on account of….

…Um…

Yeah, no, I’m officially enraged. Thank god we just received more industrial glue to sniff, here at the office. Off to fumeland I go. MMMmmmmm… Boobies.

2:35 pm February, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is it just me or does a lot douche get imported in from Armenia?

2:46 pm February, 14 troy tempest said...

He can afford to run with the Goose and make chitty chat with the bleethy bints because he got that great job with his uncle selling carpets.

4:37 pm February, 14 Stephanie said...

DC = dumb c*nt,don’t point,yo Moma said that’s not nice,plus,ignoring her is a sin.

6:13 pm February, 14 Nostradouchus said...

lol at both of their artificial chins enhancements.

7:02 pm February, 14 army (ret) douche said...

pastrami curtains, penile erosion this is turning out to be quite the week for creative metaphors . kudos all round.

8:02 pm February, 14 Stephanie said...

With a watch that size it’s a surprise the monkey can hold up his arm.

10:00 pm February, 14 Bret Easton Douchis said...

With great wristwatch comes great responsibility…

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…to point and act like a jackass, obviously…

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10:09 pm February, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

I asked the Genie to make this guy disappear. Why he reappeared next to those awesome tits is proof positive that Genies are assholes.

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Ali Babas

6:18 am February, 15 CB Popped said...

ArabicBag.

Arabag, etc.

Pakistanibag.

5:04 pm February, 15 Anon said...

In tit-suations like this, I always ask: “What would Medusa do… (to those boobs)?” 😉

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