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8:33 am February, 12 Douchble Helix said...

I just sent Tristan Smith a friend request…

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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tristan-Smith-Sweet-Home-Alabama-2-/242812765770576

8:35 am February, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I don’t think people have changed much over thousands of years…” Seriously, this kind of mindless psycho-babble passes for intellectualism these days. Has this fuccer spent 45 seconds in reality? Does he think Stackhouses were roaming the planet in biblical times? And Google+ sucks azz.

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Bro

8:49 am February, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tristan Smith is an Epic Mo.

8:51 am February, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Karl Densons Tiny Universe, W/Anders Osbourne doing “Sticky Fingers” in it entirety was killer last night.

9:03 am February, 12 Wedgie said...

Clowns

9:08 am February, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

I would rather wipe my own ass than use Google to do any research. I gots internal Google bitches!

9:15 am February, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Um, I still kind of need it for maps when I get lost in the blackfaced part of town though. Rascists.

9:28 am February, 12 Whitney Houston's Ghost said...

Fuck you Bobby Brown!

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Son

9:47 am February, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

^RIP. And yeah, it should have been him.

9:49 am February, 12 Douchble Helix said...

How’s about that beautiful girl in the Let It Pee pic for the HoH?

11:51 am February, 12 Wheezer said...

Laura Delaney is an Epic girl next door sweetie. Cathy Kwan and Bianca Livi, too. I should go add them…..

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…..oh wait – I don’t have Google+. I guess it’ll never happen.

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Non-trendoids

1:22 pm February, 12 army (ret) douche said...

a douche’s google+ consists of circles he has possibly given various STIs to. hey look 46 in the chlamydia circle! only 14in th pregnancy scare circle.

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russian roulette

2:04 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Alright. Nobody’s talked about it except Whitney Houston’s Ghost (past respect) so I’ll be the first to say that it was her fault or somebody’s fault, but fuck Great Creator of all that is beer and boobies, why did you have to inflict the pox of addiction on that sweet young object of my early 20’s lust when ya could have killed fucking Celine Dion.

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I really had a jones for young mocha Whitney with ribbons in her hair. But the lines were way short at the ski hills today and those Google plus thing is out of my realm. And now Glen Campbell’s goodbye show is overshadowed. Fucking fuck twice.

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Boardshort Wearers

5:04 pm February, 12 Wedgie said...

^Fuccen-a right, Canucklehead.

5:18 pm February, 12 tall guy said...

Kroeger, some can wear boardies, others merely wish they could.

6:00 pm February, 12 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

google plus has mostly sucked, i think the way they overhyped their roll out, and then their real names policy.

its like the reason you can’t smoke in a bar. sure non-smokers dominate the potential market, but non-smokers are also mostly boring, which is why voluntarily non-smoking bars would suck like reality tv if they ever had a rule that everyone on tv had to be chemically well-balanced. so non-smokers need to be around smokers, but at the same time, prevent them from doing the thing that defines but doesn’t explain them.

google is like that.

grindrs.

7:50 pm February, 12 creature said...

yup, rev, wore me boardies today….mid 60’s with a right sizable swell running here in the SoBay

…& didja know Glenn Cambell once was a Beach Boy?

he also was the one time host of the LA Open…good cat that Glenn

landlubbers

9:01 pm February, 12 troy tempest said...

google+ sucks because it’s an app, not a platform. Facebook works because it’s a platform. When someone says to FB “I wanna build a game for FB” they say “sure – here’s our craptastic spec – go for it” but Google says “Fuck you” and then hires a bunch of people to build a feature for Google+…

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Google+ will always suck until they realise they need to be a platform, not an app. One of their lead programmers even says so i na lengthy rant readable here:

https://plus.google.com/112678702228711889851/posts/eVeouesvaVX

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Petunias.

9:06 pm February, 12 Guid is Good said...

What you mean that your Epic Bros don’t want to hear about your menstrual cramps?

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Shame Zyzzz bit the big Thai sauna of life before Google+ was around. He was an Epic Bro.

9:31 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

^Hurr hurr.

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Epic Bro was the name I gave to the giant shit i took an hour ago.

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Sinkers

10:18 pm February, 12 Nostradouchus said...

cyberscrote.biz

11:05 pm February, 12 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Seriously, this kind of mindless psycho-babble passes for intellectualism these days

Indeed, one only has to wade in the sea of sludge where the “epic bros” talk about being “alpha” because they managed to hear that in their only biology lecture they attended in college. The scary thing is that there is actually some academic being done to validate this. Luckily, however, their understanding rises no further than grade school such that being a putz and wearing kitschy clothing will make them think they are ruling the world while trying to get Haley a new computer at Best Buy without enraging her father who actually runs a Fortune 500 company.

11:06 pm February, 12 Sir David Douchenborough said...

ugh, that would be *academic work (too tucking fired )

11:34 am February, 13 Tanath said...

I failed college algebra…again…