Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Gro?

Wristdannas for the societal punch-in-the-nads.

# posted by douchebag1
7:30 am February, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Chick in aqua has slutty written all over her and more then likely is lame in the sack but Hott in white slippy blouse she looks sneaky naughty who’s up for all kind of adventurous antics.

7:32 am February, 29 Evilmoose said...

Strike one for the douche bag, when the old guy gets the hotter chick.

7:38 am February, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Dude from the “Just for Men” hair dye box creeping up brunette hotts leg is creepy. What is wrong with that douches leg? That is so bizarre! He has Mark Mcguires steroid infused arms and my 90 year old grandfathers leg! What kinda freak show is this today?

7:39 am February, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

This picture reminds me of the time I was hanging with Sinatra, Dean, Sammy, Petey Lawford, Joey Bishop, Angie Dickenson, Mia Farrow, a couple of professional girls and special guest Andy Williams. We were at the Sands after a Count Basie/Sinatra show and everyone was jazzed. It was a crazy scene and thes cats were a crazy bunch.

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Everyone knows Petey had a thing for colored girls, but here are a few things not many people are aware of. Joey Bishop wasn’t a Jew, but was actually an A-rab. Angie banged everything, but also loved to munch box and laid more prime pussy than Frank and Dean combined. And while Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker were known to have the biggest dicks in Hollywood, Andy Williams was almost as long, but twice as thick. The kids today have this 2Pac character, but Andy’s nickname was 2Thick. 2Thick was also the nicest friggin guy in the world and got a ton of ass himself. He was into handers

7:42 am February, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Agree with Et Tu, blondie only looks the part but is probably only down for cold, passionless lights off missionary banging with your socks and tee shirt still on. Total cold fish! On the other hand the less done up brunette is a certified missle twister up for pretty much anything your wormy little brain can conjure up on the fly.

7:42 am February, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Worst. Family. Photo. Ever!

7:45 am February, 29 Wedgie said...

Nice couch

7:46 am February, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

Part 2

Handers, I says, because he was so big, girls, even the pros, couldn’t handle him.

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Dean, Sammy and Angie were triple teaming this pro dame, Cinnamon Sweet, Frank was cuffing the dummy watching, I was giving it to Mia doggie, doggie, I says, and Andy is getting head from another pro by the name of Lucy. She has this look of terror on her face as she’s trying to take him all in, but his cock is like a two pound can of Chock Full of Nuts coffee and she is struggling. After a few minutes, she gives up and wraps both of her mitts around Andy’s lump, pumping away furiously. She barely has half his girth covered, but is doing a swell job. He nuts all over this kid – he also was known to cum a quart at a time – and she looked like she just got hit by a bus.

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Good times. This picture is just like that time, but there werent any douchebags present.

7:56 am February, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So douche on the right went to the local pound to get his “date” while Gramps ordered his off the interwebz? Coordinate next time fellas. It ain’t that fuccen hard.

8:38 am February, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Just like dad, always hogging all the good pussy and leaving the leftover skanks for little Jimmy. Stupid Bill Clinton looking motherfuccer also bought himself new golf clubs for Christmas and gave Jimmy the coupon for a free car wash the pro shop threw in.

8:40 am February, 29 Justin said...

Don’t. Make. Hulk. Angryyyyy! HULK TURN INTO COUCH FULL OF DOUCHEBAGS!

8:43 am February, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Wallnuts, I have never seen ratpack slash fiction before. Maybe give a nod to the traditional and throw in some Xena/Buffy/Captain Kirk. Just sayin.

8:58 am February, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douchie Wallnuts story has totally fucked up my day. I’m supposed to be attending my family’s last WW2 vets’ send off to the good war in the sky this afternoon, but damnit, damnit I says, I find myself playing Fly Me To The Moon repeatedly, wearing skinny ties, smoking menthol cigarettes and drinking Whiskey Sours in my satin housecoat while searching for a glass-eyed black Jew with a hankering for Swedish broads tp pal around with.

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That dude does look like the Just for Men medium brown box. He slit his wrists because that was the peak of his modelling career, peak I says. Son.

8:59 am February, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

It’s kind of hard for me to hate on the old dude. He’s having a good time. It’s his first night out after the divorce was final and that’s the first leg he’s touched in 17 years that wasn’t his wife’s (minus that one night after the conference in Sacramento after 4 whiskey sours and a few lies to the woman at the hotel bar). Even though the little strap of her blouse is falling off, the recipient of those touches has the forced smile of someone who looks like she’d rather be getting a pap smear.

9:02 am February, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That couch is covered with venereal algae and sperm eating amoeba slime. I’d rather eat a bowl of Courtney Love’s soiled underwear than sit on that couch.

9:06 am February, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

Wait til I tell you about the stories about me, Bill Shatner, Lenny Nimoy, the colored broad from Star Trek, Joey Heatherton, JoAnne Worley, Goldie Hawn, Joan Baez and some hippy chicks from Haight Ashbury.

9:26 am February, 29 icame isaw idouched said...

I never saw a leg fuck before.

9:30 am February, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Dude in back just said ,”I Fart In Your General Direction

9:30 am February, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Lindsay Lohan REALLY hit the wall.

9:31 am February, 29 Douche Wayne said...

Taunt him a second time, Vin!

9:46 am February, 29 Doucheywallnuts said...

I think I can see the brunette bleeth’s clam.

9:47 am February, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Scooping up Dad’s sloppy seconds. Nice work, Todd. Kill yourself.

9:49 am February, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Blondie looks like she did a swirly in a lye tank

10:03 am February, 29 tall guy said...

Brunette appears to be barely tolerating old bag. But I call notta + go in peace for the silly geriatric codger. Based entirely on her taste in clothes blond bleeth is horrid. And skinny-legged wristydanna idiot deserves a strong punch to the head if he cannot adequately explain why exactly he is wearing those silly fucking bits of rag. I mean, is he on the professional tennis circuit? I think not…

12:31 pm February, 29 Wedgie said...

That couch is made in Canada.

1:09 pm February, 29 Wheezer said...

Not even rich Uncle Gary from the coast can purchase the extra ‘o’ to finish “Groo,” what with the expenses incurred by meeting the needs of the hotts’ respective riders.

1:25 pm February, 29 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Wallnutz, that’s outta sight. More, please.

3:20 pm February, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Wallnuts is a master of storytelling, a master I say.

1:35 am March, 1 Nostradouchus said...

And a hat to cover up the bald spot resulting from ‘roids.

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