Monday, February 20, 2012

Guy You Know is An Even Bigger Douche Than the Picture Reveals Guy

Not the most succinct or poetic name, but it’s Monday.

Chinscrap sideburns for the collective societal mock.

Oh ambiguously Quartasian Lindsey. How I would softly hum harmonic convergences in a deep barritone and pretend to like Downton Abbey just for the chance to rucksack your lederhosen at the African Education Conference.

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am February, 20 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

First beeotches. First.

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Once again.. FIRST!!!!

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Ah Yes! My life is so sad that the only enjoyment that I have is claiming first at seeing a definite pudscrote ruin the wholesome delightfulness of a Pacific Islander Hott.

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These are sad, sad times.

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PS. FIIIIIRRRRST!

11:17 am February, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

The ladies love the Downtown Abbey. I have never seen it on account I’m too busy watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia but I’m pretty sure you fellas can use it to score poon Notebook-style.

11:25 am February, 20 icame isaw idouched said...

Fuck that Spock eared douche.

11:59 am February, 20 Wheezer said...

The Mayan Eye of Coitus, coincidentally, was invented in Quartasia.

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Historical and sociological fact.

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Bonfire of the Linsanities. What?

12:01 pm February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What makes this douche vile, nay, reprehensible is that fact that he’s sitting there with that self-assured smug like it has been written down somewhere that he should always be in the presence of a hott. Like he requires a hott. Like needs a hott. Like he deserves a hott. Goddamnit, deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it. What he should be forced to have is . It would make the world a better place.

this.

12:03 pm February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ wow, way to fucck up that link moron.

12:14 pm February, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

You know what really gets the ladies hot and bothered? Live tweets of Downtown Abbey. That shits like Spanish fly.

12:26 pm February, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya know, there’s douches, and there’s douches. And the above smirking, soulless, pretentious, hopelessly narcissistic scrotum infection is BEGGING to have an intimate encounter with my homemade flamethrower.

12:51 pm February, 20 Wedgie said...

Gay men often look unhappy when in the presence of a hott.

2:22 pm February, 20 army (ret) douche said...

oh the douche sneer. such arrogance. such please Drop an anvil on my face-oscity.

2:47 pm February, 20 the Big LeBagski said...

subtle “Trading Places” reference. FTW.

3:33 pm February, 20 Douchble Helix said...

@SSS – Enjoy it. You earned it!!

6:20 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

So is he douchier with his hipster specs on or off? They were clearly on before Lindsey sat with him – that’s his hook, you see – but now they’re off since he “got her” and he can now grimace for the camera.

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What a chump.

6:51 pm February, 20 Nostradouchus said...

I smell taint coming from his upper lip as well…

7:32 pm February, 20 Stephanie said...

He ought to know that Aztec warrior lady’s necklace is a sign that says, I’ll sacrifice your butt to the Gods of Llamas near lake Titicaca.

4:57 am February, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

What 26 yr old uses reading glasses??

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