Monday, February 20, 2012
Guy You Know is An Even Bigger Douche Than the Picture Reveals Guy
Not the most succinct or poetic name, but it’s Monday.
Chinscrap sideburns for the collective societal mock.
Oh ambiguously Quartasian Lindsey. How I would softly hum harmonic convergences in a deep barritone and pretend to like Downton Abbey just for the chance to rucksack your lederhosen at the African Education Conference.
First beeotches. First.
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Once again.. FIRST!!!!
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Ah Yes! My life is so sad that the only enjoyment that I have is claiming first at seeing a definite pudscrote ruin the wholesome delightfulness of a Pacific Islander Hott.
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These are sad, sad times.
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PS. FIIIIIRRRRST!
The ladies love the Downtown Abbey. I have never seen it on account I’m too busy watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia but I’m pretty sure you fellas can use it to score poon Notebook-style.
Fuck that Spock eared douche.
The Mayan Eye of Coitus, coincidentally, was invented in Quartasia.
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Historical and sociological fact.
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Bonfire of the Linsanities. What?
What makes this douche vile, nay, reprehensible is that fact that he’s sitting there with that self-assured smug like it has been written down somewhere that he should always be in the presence of a hott. Like he requires a hott. Like needs a hott. Like he deserves a hott. Goddamnit, deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it. What he should be forced to have is . It would make the world a better place.
this.
^ wow, way to fucck up that link moron.
You know what really gets the ladies hot and bothered? Live tweets of Downtown Abbey. That shits like Spanish fly.
Ya know, there’s douches, and there’s douches. And the above smirking, soulless, pretentious, hopelessly narcissistic scrotum infection is BEGGING to have an intimate encounter with my homemade flamethrower.
Gay men often look unhappy when in the presence of a hott.
oh the douche sneer. such arrogance. such please Drop an anvil on my face-oscity.
subtle “Trading Places” reference. FTW.
@SSS – Enjoy it. You earned it!!
So is he douchier with his hipster specs on or off? They were clearly on before Lindsey sat with him – that’s his hook, you see – but now they’re off since he “got her” and he can now grimace for the camera.
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What a chump.
I smell taint coming from his upper lip as well…
He ought to know that Aztec warrior lady’s necklace is a sign that says, I’ll sacrifice your butt to the Gods of Llamas near lake Titicaca.
What 26 yr old uses reading glasses??