Monday, February 27, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: The Scruffwad and Jenny Milkshake

Last week we had Herpsters and Fungwadius. Another appearance of orange legend, The Cheeto Man. We had Wittgensteinian philosophy and He Da Bes.

We even had a touring Assikus Anonymous. Which you should never do before eating.

But no coupling was more real world rancid than the Scruffwad and Jenny Milkshake.

For making me want to punch a baby seal in the uvula, they’se the last coupling for the upcoming HCwDB of the Month next week.

But now, your hungover narrator cleans up the Ubiquitous Red Cups over by the Alpaca feed after last night’s Oscars festivities, and enjoys a tasty Pop Tart.

# posted by douchebag1
8:05 am February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmm…. I’m guessing Jenny’s Milkshake tastes like a yummy, delicious Fribble®.

8:11 am February, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

Nice broach and combover douche. Jenny’s Fribble tastes like Tribbles. The Oscars huh, so that’s what all the H-mos were up to last night. Nice.

8:13 am February, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her face says “I love to swallow!” His face says “I’m dropping a clunker in the bowl!”… She wins!

8:15 am February, 27 Douche Springsteen said...

ugh, this fucking guy again…

8:39 am February, 27 icame isaw idouched said...

I’d like to give him a shave with a machete.

8:44 am February, 27 Wedgie said...

He’s obviously not using the Extra Virgin Olive Oil..

9:51 am February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Meh. Weak.

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At least the Daytona 500 has been pushed back to 4:00 PM so I can leave work early as opposed to blowing off the whole day

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Goons:

The fries have been frenched, the cheese has been curded, let’s pour some gravy on me, DIG IN !

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9:53 am February, 27 tall guy said...

His brother bought that jacket from a wine waiter in Manila. The shiz on the lapel is meant to be invisible mending where a bullet hole once was.

9:55 am February, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Astrozoological lapel squiggle for the societal loss.

10:28 am February, 27 Evilmoose said...

Poor poor constipated D’bag.

10:34 am February, 27 Wedgie said...

*On his face.

10:37 am February, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Jenny Milkshake looks like a young Terry Garr. And by that I mean I’d like to ejaculate on her cheeks.

10:41 am February, 27 Doucheywallnuts said...

Scruffy’s half sneer is douchier than his beard or his hair do.

10:42 am February, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Doucheywallnuts, I think you nailed the Terry Garr reference.

6:21 am February, 28 CB Popped said...

He’s giving the Mayan Eye of Douchebag.

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