Monday, February 13, 2012

HCwDB of the Week: The Uberbros and Pear Alice

While the violent wretchitude of Biker Mike Asshatsky and Bartender Hottie Heather would’ve been enough to win (lose) in a normal week, last week was not a normal week.

There was Champagne Katie barely losing out on the Hall of Hott (rules state about a 75% yea vote for entrance).

There was the uberhottness of Beach Cheryl and Mayan Eye of Coitus Suzanne.

There was Awkward Hair Kiss and the tomfoolery of Foolio’s Crotch.

Thatssa lotta HCwDB.

But in the end, is there anything more mock worthy than Uberbro Uberfaux and tasty Pear Chomp?

While that was a hypothetical textual inquiry, you are still allowed to verbally say “no” in response.

Chalk ’em up, Dano. And the DB1 for ‘Puffs.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am February, 13 Wedgie said...

We haven’t smelled the last of these two…….

7:35 am February, 13 Tokyo Sexwhale said...

I would sign up for All State insurance just to keep rear-ending her.

7:38 am February, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Thats for sure, they will be rearing thier ugly heads again soon, no doubt. Like semen in a hottub douche always floats to the top!

7:46 am February, 13 Los Douches said...

Here’s the problem – economy goes bad, less money/time to be spent douching it up. Economy recovers, more money and time spent in douchery.

The pic proves that things are looking up (down).

7:52 am February, 13 DarkSock said...

I pine to make her bottom smell just like my groin.

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Dat Asses.

8:00 am February, 13 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

There were douchebags in this photo? Who knew?

8:16 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Nice ass. Obvious choice.

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Got this video of Nancy singing at the grammys last night for Creature. Bon Iver?

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8:22 am February, 13 Colossus of Choads said...

Guy looks like a Dimetrodon.

8:37 am February, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, you closed a tag for once! I was on another big screen yesterday and we killed it. LOLs all around. Now the crowd was younger and hipper than you guys so that could explain why my jokes don’t go over to well here but why I’m still a hit with the kids and the intelligentsia.

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Booyah!

8:39 am February, 13 Ted Brogan said...

Well if this isn’t a sign of the coming apocalypse, I don’t know what is…

9:04 am February, 13 army (ret) douche said...

two times the douche + number of signifiers squared Divided by the convexure of the pear gives e a headache and running drool.

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Stroke

9:31 am February, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Cholesterol screen

9:41 am February, 13 Douchble Helix said...

See, it’s *our* fault when someone’s posts aren’t funny.

9:53 am February, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Prize package includes: Bigger watches, more hair gel, a couple more toothbrushes and a happy ending massage by a muscular Norwegian named “Knut” for all three

9:55 am February, 13 tall guy said...

We will see plenty more of this type of thing in the future and the future begins now!

10:11 am February, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I figured out what this picture was lacking. Mace, it needs a lot more mace. She needs to be spraying it liberally in each of their faces to make it more palatable.

10:50 am February, 13 ehcuodouche said...

Please bring Biker Asshatsky back for the monthly as the wildcard entry.

11:05 am February, 13 Baron Von Goolo said...

@Rev 8:16

I’m laughing so hard at that video that I don’t even care how much of my soul it killed.

12:24 pm February, 13 Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabbadouche said...

If we can secure another picture of Beach Cheryl to confirm her uberhotness, I would nominate her for the Hall of Hott. That first pic is awfully impressive.

8:25 pm February, 13 Bret Easton Douchis said...

The more often I see this photo, the more tender pups and kittens I gather in a sack.

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See you down at Waterfront Park.

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4:15 am February, 14 CB Popped said...

The quality of DBs to Hot Chicks is growing exponentially….even on this dear website!

Fuck me,,,,Suzanne from a few weeks ago is hott,,,,but the DBs with her deserve nothing but the worst life has to offer.

Faces that make me puke.

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