Thursday, February 9, 2012

Homie Gregg and Dahlia Roll With the Benjamin

That’s like a hundred dolla bill, y’all!!

You know what that could buy?!?

At least six Chia Pet Handmade Decorative Planter PuppyKits yo!

# posted by douchebag1
9:45 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

I would hasten to Guess this guy has a least Hep A through E and only $1444 in his bank account. Heheh, poor people.

9:46 am February, 9 Anonymous said...

Is she balding up front and on top?

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If not, Squee.

9:46 am February, 9 tall guy said...

He’s no ZZZZ, Dreuche, but then she’s kind of blond.

9:51 am February, 9 jonezy said...

I’ve always felt a girl with a tinge of freckly complexion is sexy as hell. Yet, when juxtaposed to that pile of excrement, not so much.

9:55 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, his name is Zed and you need to respect my need to wash my sweat socks and dish towels on his abs. I don’t care what this guys name is. Who wears Guess? anymore anyways, that was so 5th grade.

10:00 am February, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

Guess? OK, if you insist. You’re still not quite comfortable coming all the way out and she’s laughing because she knows who is paying the bar tab tonight. Am I right?

10:05 am February, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Dick

10:07 am February, 9 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

You can hurt your hand punching a monitor. In case you were wondering.

10:07 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

And money is so freaking dirty. Licking it ain’t helping your cause Don Hobag. That yellow lei should be yellow Caution tape.

10:17 am February, 9 tall guy said...

If he hasn’t already got the Heps he’ll soon acquire ’em by giving that Benjie a bloody good tonguing.

10:41 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She reminds me of a 1980’s Joan Lunden. And by Joan Lunden I mean raging teen boner.

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Son

10:45 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And I guess that todays theme is strip bars. And by strip bars I mean Lovely Lucy that worked as the afternoon greeter at a car dealership I worked at while in school. She was married buy she liked a little taste of the Kroeger once in a while. And by little I mean anal. And by anal, I mean she was a stripper.

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Perverts Row Droolers

10:51 am February, 9 Evilmoose said...

“Mmmmmm….look at me baby, I’m one sexy guy….OWWW…paper cut…OWWW, mommy!!!”

11:17 am February, 9 creature said...

clean & skinny hookers cost more….trust me

11:19 am February, 9 creature said...

she wont touch any one for singles

11:23 am February, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

There’s a strip club in Springfield, OR named “Club 1444”.

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Fact.

12:09 pm February, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She is a cute, little PlainJaneBleeth that could do much better than Hammerhead Gregg. And by that I mean I’d be all in from the dick.

12:11 pm February, 9 Wedgie said...

It’s not fiscally responsible to bet your entire net worth on the Patriots.

12:43 pm February, 9 Southern Scrotic said...

Guess the number of times he’s taken it in the butt!

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No really. Guess!

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+1444 times!

3:28 pm February, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Conduchius say, a fool and his money are soon parted. Shit is true.

3:45 pm February, 9 creature said...

…won more than that on the Gigantes & the under

4:20 pm February, 9 Stephanie said...

He just cashed his weekly paycheck,right?

4:52 pm February, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You should never lick a century note. They are used exclusively by hookers and politicians. Often at the same time.

10:21 pm February, 9 Nostradouchus said...

Nice TOTALLY ORIGINAL TATTOO.

4:35 pm February, 10 Stephanie said...

No,no, he should lick the money,maybe he’ll gather enough snort,disease and collapse.

7:22 am February, 11 CB Popped said...

Sick belt – buckle yo.

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