Monday, February 6, 2012

Molester Mitch Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Molester Mitch approves of anything that distracts while he employs “accidental butt brush fondle” strategy on barely legal bartender butt.

# posted by douchebag1
10:29 am February, 6 tall guy said...

What’s written on his shirt? Strapped? Staphed?

10:31 am February, 6 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Straponed?

10:35 am February, 6 tall guy said...

(Act right) Straponed!

10:41 am February, 6 Nancy Dreuche said...

Finally, some hott chicks on this thing. Damn I hate when I’m the first to point it out. Makes me worry about you guys.

10:52 am February, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Strapped? As in “I have a baby Jebus butt plugged strapped into my gaping chocolate frosting dispenser and I LOVE the way it’s making me feel nauseous when I bend forward”

or

Scrapped? As in “My body should be scrapped so that Doc Bunsen can use it as a wood substitute for that new chainsaw carving class that he’s just started.”

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Confused

10:58 am February, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Strapped: to have one’s stomach surgically restricted in order to quell one’s donut addiction.

11:10 am February, 6 The Dude said...

Man, those are some hott chicks with that douchebag!!

11:15 am February, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Strapped: see Cash

11:21 am February, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmmmmmmm……. “barely legal bartender butt.”

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Barely Legal® was a great magazine but what was even better was Finally Legal®.

11:21 am February, 6 Edith Anne Tarbox of Dripping Springs Tx said...

molester mitch always wraps lil wayne in a strapped condom.

11:48 am February, 6 Charles Douchewin said...

These women appear to be giving the Mayan eye of Meh.

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His weird-ass creeper eyes appear to follow me around the room.

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Turns out this phemenon has been studied by James Todd at Ohio State where “The core idea is simple: no matter what angle you look at a painting from, the painting itself doesn’t change. You’re looking at a flat surface. The pattern of light and dark remains the same”.

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Additonally, these “Researchers have developed powerful techniques that allow us to measure the perception of complex shapes in a very precise way”.

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And by complex shapes, they actually mean pear-for-science.

12:09 pm February, 6 soy bomb said...

An effective way to communicate to others what a giant douche you are is through the fashion choices you make and the facial expressions you employ whilst posing for a picture. Thank you no, Mitch. I will not be attending your kickin’ after-hours party.

12:31 pm February, 6 Wedgie said...

Whatever happened to Creature? His disappearance coincided very closely with the death of Joe Paterno. Just sayin’.

12:42 pm February, 6 Doucheywallnuts said...

The early call on douchebag fashion this year seems to be the “Look Like a Retard,” look. I’m just sayin’.

3:41 pm February, 6 Stephanie said...

His Dad Strapped him with a leather belt too many times.

3:42 pm February, 6 Stephanie said...

That’s funny,if you have a shirt with old English type any sucker tends to buy it.

9:11 pm February, 6 ehcuodouche said...

His dad was uncle fester.

3:43 pm February, 7 Nostradouchus said...

Scrapped must be the K-mart version of Affliction.

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