Monday, February 6, 2012
Molester Mitch Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Molester Mitch approves of anything that distracts while he employs “accidental butt brush fondle” strategy on barely legal bartender butt.
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What’s written on his shirt? Strapped? Staphed?
Straponed?
(Act right) Straponed!
Finally, some hott chicks on this thing. Damn I hate when I’m the first to point it out. Makes me worry about you guys.
Strapped? As in “I have a baby Jebus butt plugged strapped into my gaping chocolate frosting dispenser and I LOVE the way it’s making me feel nauseous when I bend forward”
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Scrapped? As in “My body should be scrapped so that Doc Bunsen can use it as a wood substitute for that new chainsaw carving class that he’s just started.”
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Confused
Strapped: to have one’s stomach surgically restricted in order to quell one’s donut addiction.
Man, those are some hott chicks with that douchebag!!
Strapped: see Cash
Mmmmmmmmm……. “barely legal bartender butt.”
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Barely Legal® was a great magazine but what was even better was Finally Legal®.
molester mitch always wraps lil wayne in a strapped condom.
These women appear to be giving the Mayan eye of Meh.
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His weird-ass creeper eyes appear to follow me around the room.
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Turns out this phemenon has been studied by James Todd at Ohio State where “The core idea is simple: no matter what angle you look at a painting from, the painting itself doesn’t change. You’re looking at a flat surface. The pattern of light and dark remains the same”.
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Additonally, these “Researchers have developed powerful techniques that allow us to measure the perception of complex shapes in a very precise way”.
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And by complex shapes, they actually mean pear-for-science.
An effective way to communicate to others what a giant douche you are is through the fashion choices you make and the facial expressions you employ whilst posing for a picture. Thank you no, Mitch. I will not be attending your kickin’ after-hours party.
Whatever happened to Creature? His disappearance coincided very closely with the death of Joe Paterno. Just sayin’.
The early call on douchebag fashion this year seems to be the “Look Like a Retard,” look. I’m just sayin’.
His Dad Strapped him with a leather belt too many times.
That’s funny,if you have a shirt with old English type any sucker tends to buy it.
His dad was uncle fester.
Scrapped must be the K-mart version of Affliction.