Thursday, February 16, 2012
Norway By Norwestway
Yeah I’m down to Hitchcock references. Because my supply of Trader Joes Joe-Joes is of woefully low row.
Jan Largemaan is both bemused and unamused at the same time.
Pink pants for the Scandanavian tragedy.
What’s Olav up to, you ask? Don’t ask.
She looks rather sweet. Wonder if he corrupted her?
When you pose for a picture with the person you’ve taken hostage you should at least prove that you’ve been feeding them. Otherwise you won’t get the ransom you’re asking for.
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Dumbshits
I didn’t know they turned Die Hard into a muscial. Looks like they cast Carson Kressley as Karl the Euro trash sidekick to Hans Gruber.
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Hot Karls
There’s an upside down clay planter, a spilled 7-Up and a roll of black electrical tape in the back there. Just what the fuck is that about?
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Jan is having evil thoughts. EVIL thoughts. This photo offers more questions than answers. It’s like a game of Norwegian Clue. Confusion abounds
I’m pretty sure Leif Eriksson wasn’t thinking about this when he landed on the Coast of Newfoundland Canada, before Columbus went west.
There is actually a statue of him/park here in Bay Ridge, Bklyn, son.
Unfortunately, we also have a tiny guido who drives around tiny city streets in a late model, school bus orange, Lamborghini.
I’ve never see anyone look so uncomfortable or afraid in a picture.
Looks to me that’s a big farmhouse and the hott knows what’s inside waiting for her.
Maybe Hans said something about peeing on a horses butt.
Yep – have to agree it looks like a bad case of pre-Stockholm syndrome. The poor Hott will be forced to return to the gayly coloured secluded farmhouse and listen to this douche’s 1980s-style synth pop.
That Dragon Tattoo guy has a lot to answer for.
So ven Sven uzes da gel to stand up his lighter hair, does he become der Skunk Hawk?
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Ja, he does smell like der poo.
This poor girl has to pee, like, really bad.
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Now you know why girls go to the bathroom in groups. It’s the only safe way.
Olav has two tasty treats with him this time. I hate him a bit less.
stockholms
Unamused but not undifferent.
His hair is made of spaghetti noodles.
This guy sucks so bad the potted plant in the upper left corner jumped off the concrete ledge to its death.
Jan likes to play with his prey before dissecting it. He’s been bitter ever since the Flock of Seagulls tribute band, “Flokk av Pungen,” kicked him out for scaring away the groupies. Now he takes out his horrible anger on unsuspecting Norwegian hotts.
Poor, lovely Helga is just starting to feel the effects of the roofie and realizing the terrible danger she is in. She’ll wake up in an hour or two strapped to a gurney with a bright light in her eyes and Jan and friends laughing their evil European laughs.
Sven, sitting on the rail in the background, has finished his cigarette and is ready to get this fuckin’ show on the road. He’s down for some sick fun, but he’s gotta be home by 10 to feed the dogs or his mom will throw a fit.
Is she wearing open toed Keds? Those Euros so cräzy.
“Don’t turn around, oh-oh
Der Kommissar’s in town oh-oh…!”
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Falcos
Electro Speculum here, has her this close to spontaneous premature menopause.
smultrings.
Jesus, every time I get to “Sussudio Fuckerfaster” I can’t see anything on account of I’ve gone running to check my stash, I’m laughing so hard
and by that I mean, were you born with this name??
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Some kind of weird barnyard animal display. Now turn and go up the ramp and kiss the cattle prod.
Stockholm syndrome has a venereal strain.
Note to the proprietor of this establishment: Norwegian Hot Chicks with Douchebags are best appreciated by Norwegians. Same as smelt.
Pink trousers and fucked up haircut turn this faggot on. He’s clutching the girl like he never held anything female before.
Spring prom at the northern sea coast village of Ngorvest. Fish house decorated with streamers & fish trailings. Principal Ryck Sundin leaning against railing checking handbags fer wodka.
Girl is two months late, Jan plans to leave village on midnight trawler.
That’s his sister. [SMACK] His whore. [SMACK] His sister. [SMACK] His whore. [SMACK]…
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And that’s the fat kid from Head Of The Class in the back.
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And that 7-UP was just knocked over, moments ago.
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Quincys.
Whilst in Norway, I peed in a Reindeer and Musk Ox’s butt once. It was what’s called an “Trondheim Three-way.”
What’s with the rash of dirty Scandibags?
Would it be accurate to describe the chap on the right as a “tall guy”?
I’m an utlander(foriegner) and currently live in Norway… and I gotta say out of all the countries I’ve visited, no place, not even Australia or the US, displays the sheer level of rampant nihilisticbaggery of West Oslo. This pic is the tip of the iceberg. Red pants and uberbabes abound.
This guy looks like a horrible lab experiment gone wrong.
Look, he’s obviously gay, so we have to leave him alone, that’s just how it is…