Thursday, February 16, 2012

Olav Says "Gjøvik!"

Norway Thursday continues with Olav the Crispy Oldbag bothering the ubergnawlicious Girl Who’s Name I Can’t Pronounce But Don’t Care Because Boobs Are Universal.

GWNICPBDCBBAU says “Ja!”

# posted by douchebag1
9:55 am February, 16 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Boobs are universal but hair color not found in nature is bogus…and I am a Norwegian (surname Sundseth) but boobies are boobies the world around…

9:57 am February, 16 Ted Brogan said...

Nice bluetooth, jerk. I bet he gets off by being punched in the balls by her. And she looks like she’d oblige.

10:00 am February, 16 jonezy said...

slag-drippers

10:01 am February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^That’s not a bluetooth. That is the headgear of famous Norwegian curling commentor Gregor Gumbelstorp.

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Sven Dover

10:12 am February, 16 whetman said...

Girl, is there a girl in this pic? I only see an ageing MILF. More miles on her than my Uncle Bob’s snow tires.

10:20 am February, 16 Wedgie said...

If that’s an aging MILF, sign my ass up.

10:27 am February, 16 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d like to lutefisk her fjords.

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He needs a good surstromming.

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.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

10:29 am February, 16 UFO Destroyers said...

The ancient Vikings, while good partiers themselves after killing and raping and pillaging the countryside, would weep at the nations of pansies that the Scandanavians have put out lately. Then they’d kill and rape and pillage the countryside because there’d be no one there to stop them. Except the saleswomen from IKEA and that one guy in jail who tried to kill and rape and pillage the countryside back in the summer. But he was a Scandanavian pansy himself.

10:40 am February, 16 Morbo said...

What’s Norwegian for “Skanky bar wench who can be had behind the ice house for two shots of Jägrmeister and a couple of curling tickets?”

11:16 am February, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I didn’t think Scott Hamilton was into chicks.

11:17 am February, 16 tall guy said...

Nice tee’n’jacket combo, baldy. And those jugs look like they’d drop down to her navel when unfettered by the boobie reveal top.

11:23 am February, 16 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

This picture smacks of illicit sex-trafficking and heroin mules.

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I think Olav has a few balloons filled with smack currently residing in his more than likely bleached anus. He looks way too happy for that not to be the case.

11:27 am February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Bridgitte her Neilson.

11:50 am February, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I find it very hard to get all worked up about Norwegians. They seem like a pretty easy-going lot, even this dickhead. And she has an icy hotness that makes my loins percolate with turgidity. Turgidity, I says.

11:51 am February, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Plus Norwegian dames are near-hairless down below, which is always a good thing in my book.

11:52 am February, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d fjord her fjord.

11:53 am February, 16 tall guy said...

Yo! Dreuche, my spons says I should wait till after we complete our current step work before i contact the German again. Just sayin… Also, we ought to keep onside w/- our fellow ‘Bag baggers.

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ps The Wedge is not my spons. Also, if you want I’ll happily exchange email addys w/- you where we can take the tutoring. DB1 has my deets, send him a request & he will provide. If you don’t want to I totally understand.

12:14 pm February, 16 tall guy said...

…and, the world needs more love generally, and if people have to be forced/reminded/coerced/advertised into doing it, so be it.

In a perfect world this shiz wouldn’t be needed, but it aint a perfect world, and in this case maybe the end does justify the means.

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Achtung, babies.

12:21 pm February, 16 Morbo said...

One phrase comes to mind when seeing this: “Hotdog i en korridor”

12:23 pm February, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think her name is ancient nordic for “babe who can drain a wallet even faster than she can drain a cock”

12:33 pm February, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, no worries. You should definitely listen to your sponsor instead of me, a random jackass from the interwebz. I hope it all works out. And to respect the “work” we do here I’m hanging up my game coach’s hat as well. Back to the regularly scheduled mock.

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Nothing says uberchoad like a pink shirt and a Bluetooth, especially if you’re pushing 50.

1:22 pm February, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

This whole situation stinks of low brow sleaze! There is a sense of peculiar insertions going down later in the evening, strap-ons and pickled herring don’t mix. Sure he looks harmless, just another aging uberchoad club promoter from Oslo trying to get his latest venue Yodenkøk off the ground, but once you get back to his place all bets are off!

1:34 pm February, 16 icame isaw idouched said...

By the color of his head I’d say this guy could use go for a high colonic.

1:43 pm February, 16 tall guy said...

I agree w/- teh good Capn’ re. baldy. Still waters (Fjords) run deep. Back at La Casa pink, he’s probably got a fairly nifty assortment of anal beads, duo balls and latex. As long as there’s breath in this idiot he’s gonna have a sex life – because all it takes is for him to blow-up his inflate-A-biatch. Boom-tish!

3:11 pm February, 16 CB Popped said...

Fuccen Euros

6:28 pm February, 16 Nostradouchus said...

Hair MVPs

11:46 pm February, 16 McCrude said...

About what I’d expect for a society that peaked in 900AD and was secretly bummed out that they never got a chance to just cash it all in and get absorbed by the WWII Axis powers.

12:04 am February, 17 Little Willie said...

Bald headed guy looks like a retard.

12:06 am February, 17 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sorry, but the individual on the right has been identified as one of the characters in the June 28, 2011 movie directed by Michael Bay.

I leave it to y’all to guess which character……

6:36 am February, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Huh…so that’s what I’m doing wrong with my bluetooth.

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