Tuesday, February 21, 2012

One Word Tuesday

Douchepocalypse.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am February, 21 Los Douches said...

Well, this should put to rest any idea that the Grieco virus might be race-based. Clearly, it affects all breeds of human equally.

Get your shots and wrap it in plastic, people.

7:26 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hellokittyboobs

7:28 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Isuggestacombinationofabsintheandopiumlacedhashishtoanyonegoingtoseea3Ddisneymoviewithkidsson

7:28 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Travolta

7:30 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Barfgasm

7:31 am February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

A trifecta of Hello Kitty, 4 Prong & the King = festering explosive diarrhea poo.

7:32 am February, 21 Justin said...

Beetlejuice

7:32 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Trifucta

7:33 am February, 21 Justin said...

Shartscapades

7:33 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Paid2Blows

7:34 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

3sDumpany

7:34 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

PerfectShitstorm

7:36 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Prongsanity

7:36 am February, 21 Justin said...

tripletards

7:36 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

3tarded

7:37 am February, 21 Justin said...

berbooba-triangle

7:37 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Buddycopmovieposter

7:39 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

DowntownScabie

7:39 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Unprongstitutional

7:42 am February, 21 Justin said...

Kingleberries

7:43 am February, 21 Wedgie said...

JacksonPollock

7:44 am February, 21 Justin said...

kingergardenslop

7:45 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

Gelgasm

7:46 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

EbonyIvory&Prongery

7:46 am February, 21 Justin said...

prongstipated

7:47 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

KingProngKitty-tapede

7:48 am February, 21 Justin said...

Vanilla Rice

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sorry

7:49 am February, 21 Justin said...

Handanna

7:51 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

All of the people pictured have had sex with 4- Prong.

7:51 am February, 21 Justin said...

Could the “handanna” be a new douche move of 2012?

7:52 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

PartyProngers

7:54 am February, 21 Los Douches said...

VECTOR

7:54 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Justin, handana is old douche news. This must be throwback Tuesday. These three are in a nursing home now.

8:17 am February, 21 army (ret) douche said...

allstars

8:17 am February, 21 army (ret) douche said...

convention

8:19 am February, 21 Scooby Douche said...

Nipslippage?

8:20 am February, 21 army (ret) douche said...

I think DB1 forgot to lock the hall of scrote last night and a few escaped

8:24 am February, 21 Justin said...

@ND, I thought the wristdanna was the move of choice. I assume all the hand wagging of non-existent gang signs can cause a little banada slippage. It’s a natural progression.

8:25 am February, 21 Justin said...

banada? wtf

8:59 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Perfection!

9:00 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

TheThreeHorsemenOfTheApocalypse.

9:03 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

WestSideAstroglides

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@Justin, I know we’ve seen the wristadana before so its either still a go to move for today’s douche or a classic adouchtrement that is withstanding the test of time and good taste.

9:04 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Three douchebags walk into a club…

9:04 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Synchronicity.

9:05 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Why is Hello Kitty wearing her bikini in a club?

9:07 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, I think DB1 put this one up for you to reignite your love flames for Hello Kitty bleeth. I’m hoping it inspires some awesome booblages. Out of all the baghunters and bleeth saving combos I’m cheering for you to be the one to save Hello Kitty bleeth the most. You definitely deserve her.

9:11 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

I’m looking forward to a renewed era of ‘baghunting @ND.

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Thank you for the lovely thought. If I can’t have one of the young-uns, Hello Kitty Bleeth is right up there.

9:11 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Assholes

9:12 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Dropouts

9:12 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

But The Kings powers are strong…

9:13 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Grenade

9:13 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

TwelveProng

9:13 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Strafe

9:19 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Nipslip

9:20 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Virulent

9:22 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Proctitis

9:25 am February, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

menage-a-douche

9:29 am February, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DH, oh yeah I’m feeling the pull of King Ds strong pimp hand right now. Must resist urge to wear bleethkini indoors and set up anal bleaching appointment. His pull isn’t as strong as Greico’s though. Remember when I was compelled to stalk his Facebook page 3 days straight? I was this close to auditioning for my local theatres production of Baywatch Nights to impress him. This close!

9:39 am February, 21 Justin said...

The force is strong with The King! Even with such douchal power that exists with both Hello Kitty Bleeth and Four-Prong, they can only be bookends in The King’s world.

9:48 am February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Next !

10:01 am February, 21 Wedgie said...

Pointy

10:11 am February, 21 tall guy said...

Seemingly one can’t roll w/- the prong unless one’s hair is held vertically by a mess’o’product. It’s like prong says “coz datz how i roll, cuz.”

10:23 am February, 21 FoghornLeghorn said...

holey-trinity

11:20 am February, 21 soy bomb said...

MountDouchemore

12:14 pm February, 21 Wedgie said...

Professors

12:19 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

MeltingPoo

12:19 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Doucheversity

12:20 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Erection-less

12:22 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture can serve as fodder for so much more than One Word Tuesday. I move that we use the photo for Friday Haiku and Caption this Photo. At least…

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The Poo N.

12:23 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Multidoucheralism

12:26 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

Tridumvirate

12:27 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hair-don’ts

12:27 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Triumvirus

12:27 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

FatherSONandHolyBoobieSpirit

12:28 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

Stooges

12:28 pm February, 21 smackdouche said...

Am I the only one that worships Hellokitty?

12:29 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

KingQueenJokerNeededSpayed

12:30 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

Vacuum

12:34 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

Sledgehammer

12:35 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

NairIsNeeded

12:54 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Smackdouche: If by “Worship,” you mean punch in the face, No.

12:58 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Not bloody likely, smackdouche.

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I have galleries of collages of her various pics pasted together.

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In a healthy way.

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Hinkleys.

12:59 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

And a big hearty “Agree” to making this pic a bigger internets meme that Angry Hitler Birds.

12:59 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

than, dammit, not “that”

12:59 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

And a big hearty “Agree” to making this pic a bigger internets meme than Angry Hitler Birds.

1:00 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Since that’s this week’s winner, it was important to me that I had it just right.

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Sorry for mucking this up.

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Fitzgeralds.

1:44 pm February, 21 Wedgie said...

Jonezy, please find out who this girl really is. She must be on Model Mayhem by now.

Don’t be such a slacker. Help your fellow hunters out.

1:49 pm February, 21 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

BuckwheatGrowsUp

4:45 pm February, 21 Stephanie said...

Busboys

4:48 pm February, 21 Stephanie said...

twohomosandatranny

4:49 pm February, 21 Stephanie said...

hellotitty

6:08 pm February, 21 Old Man Grumpus said...

She is identified on Four Prong’s FB page as “Kina…”

So there’s a lead but not much.

6:11 pm February, 21 Old Man Grumpus said...

I think this might be what you seek?

http://www.modelmayhem.com/220819

6:14 pm February, 21 Old Man Grumpus said...

ThankyousirmayIhaveanother:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Kina-Tavarozi/100002924247507

6:32 pm February, 21 Old Man Grumpus said...

This looks newer:

http://www.facebook.com/KinaTavarozi

7:06 pm February, 21 Blah said...

Hyperemetic.

7:41 pm February, 21 Medusa Oblongata said...

HOLY FUCK, THESE THREE KNOW EACH OTHER?!?!?

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*Sound of teeth clacking against a 12-ga barrel*

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BOOOOOOOOM!

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*Sound of blood dripping on a laminate floor*

9:11 pm February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

I owe you, OMG.

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She’s selling tickets to a party at Hef’s. Ya know, if I could just get a chance to talk to her, I’m sure she…

10:00 pm February, 21 CB Popped said...

Dystopia.

5:32 am February, 22 DoucheyWallnuts said...

22 years old? She has stretch marks on her meat curtains older than that.

12:59 pm February, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Kina. Kina. Kina? What rhymes with “Kina”???

8:36 pm February, 22 Nostradouchus said...

Snotrag (handanna was already taken)

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