Thursday, February 9, 2012

Shirtlessness. The Choad Warrior Way.

Zed and Alberto may not be douchetatted oysterwanks like we normally see on this site.

But let there be no mistake about it.

Roaming the halls of clubland to pose with confused blonde giggle hots while twitching the upper abs area is auto violation.

I would normally express this more creatively, but I need caffeine. And so I shall imbibe. Be right back. Talk amongst yourselves.

# posted by douchebag1
7:29 am February, 9 Evilmoose said...

I’m thinking those ladies are safe. Those boys are just wishing they could just snuggle up with each other.

7:32 am February, 9 tall guy said...

Both hotts remind me of a certain celebrity. Or maybe it’s because they’re blond.

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‘Bag on left probably swallows. Douche on right wants to go back to left ‘Bag’s house for fun times. I want to vomit.

7:33 am February, 9 tall guy said...

Brunette in link photo has massive cans.

7:44 am February, 9 ehcuodouche said...

Definitely douche by association in that second pic.

7:53 am February, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Blow up the whole building. Potential blond sisters and all.

7:59 am February, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

male-stripperbaggery

8:03 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

These dudes are straight. Zed, I would like to make it rain for you. I’m pretty sure that’s why they call me Rainwoman. Well that and I have to buy my underwear from Target, definitely Target.

8:04 am February, 9 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

The Greasepitz are not amused. Aroused perhaps but not amused.

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8:13 am February, 9 tall guy said...

Yeah I also pegged ’em for out of town members of the Greasepitz Crew.

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Dreuche, they could be gay & douche on left could also be your type. You’d go for that clean-cut look. Easier to take home for show’n’tell w/- mom’n’pop.

8:52 am February, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

“Oysterwanks?” HAHAHAHA Awesome!

9:25 am February, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Coulda done without the second photo. Gray t-shirt on right looks like my Aunt Peggy

9:29 am February, 9 tall guy said...

They all reminded me of this:

9:32 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, yes if you must know. I like em clean cut on the outside but dirty on the inside. It’s like the best combo.

9:33 am February, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

The second photo is a testament to the idea of guilt by association. No tats on the first two turds? Well, broheim on the right has a sleeve that looks like someone blasted diarrhea on his arm.

GUILTY!!

9:34 am February, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

And agree with Vin, guy in second pic far right is barfolicious. Zed however is just plain delicious.

9:36 am February, 9 Hurl Scheibe said...

John Largemann in the back is the master of all he surveys. His knowing smile is the mark of approval.

9:44 am February, 9 tall guy said...

Correct me if I’m wrong, Dreuche, but isn’t ZZZZZ blond? Just sayin’.

10:47 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The guys are beefeaters for sho!

10:49 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ladies and gays. Please welcome to the stage Johnny Cumstein and Bruce Gerbler performing their signature manouver, sucking each others cocks.

12:06 pm February, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“The Greasepitz 2: We Like Blonds!”

12:08 pm February, 9 Wedgie said...

Remember, in many countries it’s not considered gay if you only play pitcher.

4:25 pm February, 9 Stephanie said...

This is what Vegas thinks we want at clubs. This is why I don’t go to Vegas.

4:57 pm February, 9 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If your job requires you to run around indoors without a shirt, odds are that you are either the Hulk or gay.

9:59 pm February, 9 Guid is Good said...

Chestbrah approves. No homo.

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Who am I kidding? They are as gay as the pool boy at the Zyzz Memorial Sauna complex.

10:20 pm February, 9 Nostradouchus said...

Dude on the right hasn’t seen his peen since high school. Same with being able to wipe his ass.

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