Thursday, February 16, 2012

Viking Yogurt Rodeo

Now that’s just a Teutonic atrocity. Or a “Tuetrocity,” as the hip hop kids like to say.

# posted by douchebag1
12:28 pm February, 16 tall guy said...

I like the faux lesbo move, which probably isn’t all that faux. Is he sporting Tears For Queers hair colouring?

12:29 pm February, 16 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

That dude looks awfully serious for a man wearing hot pink leather pants while prone in a bed of straw.

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I don’t like it.

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This whole situation has Gugenheim written all over it. Or maybe that’s just everyday life in Norway. Shit, how would I know?

12:29 pm February, 16 Wheezer said...

Verily wouldst the Mighty Thor smite this oafish gaybag with Mjolnir! Then the God of Thunder wouldst carry these bleeths to Loki’s pad whereupon the Trickster wouldst torture them in Niflheim with an endless ironic loop of Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight.”

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Make sense?

12:33 pm February, 16 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

And I see that you gents have moved on from claiming the proverbial “first”.

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Good for you, showing maturity and all, baghunters.

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But shit, you best believe that I’ll be coming with a big motha fuccen FIRST if that happens to me. You just wait suckers.

12:47 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The only action this guy wants is the blistering return of the mighty Odin The Warrior and his Majic Lamp from his slumber at Glomsturnstenbirg. And by Odin’s Lamp I mean cock.

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But these two chicks are all that and a bag of Lingeundfische.

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Son

12:55 pm February, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

His hair is offensive to lesbians!

1:03 pm February, 16 C.G. said...

ugh. he can have them.

1:23 pm February, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Is this really the same area of the world that gave birth to Techno Viking?

1:25 pm February, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

Finding something less offensive than these three would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

1:40 pm February, 16 Vin Douchal said...

See? This is exactly why I’m not in the medical field. As an EMT responding to one of these people choking I’d say, “hmmmm looks like ya can’t breath, eh?” and continue eating my Big Beef with my Fribble

1:57 pm February, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ok, these nordic themed bag picks are getting worse. I truly fear what DB1 has coming next.

2:01 pm February, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Well, this is a new first. I never felt bad for straw before but I sure as hell do now.

2:04 pm February, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This probably the worst version of a nativity scene that I’ve seen yet. Yeeeeecccckkkssshhhhhh!

2:06 pm February, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After the first abortion popped out and was put to the side, you’d think the “doctor” wouldn’t have to go searching for earlier ones.

2:09 pm February, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

I like the effort the girl in dark hair his giving with her hands, hopefully she was able to pry open those god of thunder thighs and get a taste of blondies pickled herring.

2:12 pm February, 16 bruinflak said...

What the heck is even going on in this picture? Where would a picture like this come from?

2:14 pm February, 16 Wedgie said...

Any girl with “Mamma” tatts can’t be all bad. Unless that’s also her Madam..

2:14 pm February, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin D,

Big Beef® w/cheese and strawberry Fribble® was & still is good eats. You knew you were in Western MA when you saw their big sign as you were honking down the pike.

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Wilbrahams

2:21 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There may be two trannies is this picture. And they don’t have uniformly dark hair.

2:23 pm February, 16 Southern Scrotic said...

The latex dress has potential.

2:25 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture is noted in his manifesto as the penultimate reason that nutjob started shooting at a youth camp last summer. The ulitimate was his MAMMA.

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Andrews Bjorn Skidmarks

2:46 pm February, 16 Wedgie said...

Could contend in the “Lesbian in Drag” category which the Rev will be in charge of next year.

Fair is fair, you fuccen Canadian.

3:04 pm February, 16 Vin Douchal said...

This is an early photo of ABBA. They’re waiting for the other dude to drive his Jetta out of blonde’s vagina so’s they can get to warbling

3:12 pm February, 16 CB Popped said...

He is rather serious for a Eurobag in hot pink pants.

4:36 pm February, 16 Douche Springsteen said...

Vould you like a roll in zee hay? Eet’s fun!

6:29 pm February, 16 Nostradouchus said...

Techno-Viking, meet Techno-Farmers.

11:35 pm February, 16 Stephanie said...

Scandinavian Turkey In the Straw is a new game much like our American couples game Twister.

12:01 am February, 17 Sam said...

Jungle girl’s thighs make my mouth water and give me a stiffy.

12:10 am February, 17 McCrude said...

Europe. Home of the 3 day workweek, sadistic anal torture, and Bjork.

10:49 pm February, 18 Jacques Douchida said...

gay. there’s nothing to see here, there is no threat.

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