Wednesday, February 22, 2012

When Wittgenstein Coughed Up a Furball

It was a cold November day in a classroom on the lower floor of Cambridge University.

1923.

Professor Ludwig Wittgenstein entered from the left.

He hunched over. The early Fall had brought with it an intemperate chill, and Wittgenstein’s arthritis has tasked his joints unceremoniously.

Wittgenstein paused.

Coughed.

Briefly picked up a piece of chalk.

Then put it down again.

Quietly, so soft that only a nearby graduate student could make out what he said, Wittgenstein remarked, “I smell future poo.”

That future is now.

# posted by douchebag1
7:48 am February, 22 icame isaw idouched said...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

7:58 am February, 22 merle baggard said...

Dude on the right looks like a smart fellow.

8:12 am February, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The bleeths outscore the douches in this pic.

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Poochy-bellied blonde on the right for the easy-to-fuck win (loss)!

8:16 am February, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

Agree with CTDS, the bleeths give me more heebie jeebies than the douches. The starch bomb done sploded on those two.

8:16 am February, 22 tall guy said...

Nice natural fun bags on left bleeth. But all four need to lay off the ham a bit.

8:18 am February, 22 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

LCwDB…LAME chicks with DoucheBags

8:49 am February, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

Wittgenstein was known to do very well with the bleeths.

8:57 am February, 22 Vin Douchal said...

Blech. And bleach.

8:58 am February, 22 Doucheywallnuts said...

These two couldn’t spell “Grooo” if you spotted them the “g” and the “o.”

9:16 am February, 22 tall guy said...

Check bleeth on right: from that bit of folded flab just below her left boob right down to the edge of the photo where her thigh is. That’s some hefty mid-section, especially the thighs. Plus her head is fairly ordinary too. All in all a major bleeth.

9:32 am February, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche on the left looks like a wookie used his belly button as a roll of toilet paper. Either shave all the shit off or leave it all there but having your gut hair in a circle is a bit disturbing.

9:37 am February, 22 Willie said...

Though these Bleeths are far from the HoH material… I find myself captivated by Left Bleeths impressive dirty pillows.

I’m actually having trouble focusing on work now… Something about them… can’t think… blood leaving brain…

9:52 am February, 22 baffomet said...

The douche on the left looks like Dale Earnhardt Jr.

10:21 am February, 22 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, her shoulders don’t look too wrinkly though. Maybe if you just rubbed it against them you’ld be alright.

10:39 am February, 22 Dan said...

I don’t know but bleeth on the left makes me think of a new douchie award for December:

Most Bleethed Out PTA Member.

11:18 am February, 22 baffomet said...

The bleeth on the right is definitely a TPF (e.g. Trailer Park Fuck).

11:25 am February, 22 The Dude said...

At least the cap tilt is square with his shoulders in this pic. It’s actually head tilt, lol

11:55 am February, 22 Morbo said...

Not that I’m the arbiter of such things, but I could almost give Bill on the left a pass. He has an embarrassed look that says, ” I know … I know. But he’s my kid brother. We’ve been through a lot together. He’s my friend, and I’m hoping he’ll outgrow this phase. Plus, his girlfriend’s sister is hot and loose. I mean, really — LOOK AT THOSE TITS! At the very least, I can go along with this charade and get blown this weekend.”

And then I saw the giant flower tattoo. And the drooping pants. And the big ring and bracelet. He’s a douche, all right. Maybe he consciously accepts he’s getting too old for this nonsense and change is on the horizon. Maybe in five years this whole thing will be a bad memory, like bell bottoms, perms and Z Cavariccis. But for now he’s firmly on Team Scrote.

12:23 pm February, 22 Wheezer said...

An activated neutron bomb be a very welcome addition to that landscape right now, right there.

12:35 pm February, 22 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Absolute right call @Morbo!

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LOOK AT THOSE TITS indeed.

12:46 pm February, 22 Scooby Douche said...

Hey! I have good memories of bell bottoms!

Oops, did I just give away my age…..

1:31 pm February, 22 douche-da-douche said...

we can debate who is more douchey hims or hers but at least we can all agree on..

look at those fun bags! thank you Mother Mary of DD cups

3:07 pm February, 22 Wedgie said...

I like the girl on the left. She looks pretty intelligent. You guys can have the rest of ‘em.

3:48 pm February, 22 Stephanie said...

We all know that when the lights are out,the girls paired up,and so do the 2 guys. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

4:02 pm February, 22 BraronVonDouche said...

Don’t know why but the chick on the right has me. And you too can have a better life if you join Jenny Craig right now!!!!!!!!!

8:04 pm February, 22 Wheezer said...

Briefly picked up a piece of chalk.

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Then put it down again.

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Sweet “lift things up and put them down” reference!

8:41 pm February, 22 Nostradouchus said...

FCwDB

3:21 am February, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Right. But on the other hand: boobs.

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Even despite their “does this look like ringworm to you?” acquiescence.

5:15 am February, 23 Guid is Good said...

Chunky. I hope these douches didn’t order these bleeths by the kilogram (or pound if you haven’t got with the metric program.) Always pay by the half hour people.

5:57 am February, 23 CB Popped said...

Sir, what do you do for a living?

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