Thursday, February 2, 2012

Where's Mutant Troll Doll?

Somewhere in this pic of typical rural asswankery hitting on skinny giggle Tina, I’ve carefully hidden a mutant troll doll with bonus firecrotch (not pictured, thankfully).

Look closely.

Can you set his hairspray on fire?

# posted by douchebag1
10:01 am February, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Sheeit , not only can I set his hairspray on fire, I can run them all over with my lawnmower if you’d like

10:15 am February, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Going over them with a lawnmower would be a blessing. Try not to set the lawnmower on fire, tho. I think if I can concentrate a bit, their hair will catch fire.

10:15 am February, 2 Vin Douchal said...

I like dogs more than people

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10:38 am February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is that Mr. Liptatt’s Holly?

10:42 am February, 2 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

The troll has a remnant of human feces under his bottom lip left over from his last dirty Sanchez…a fact that I find mildly disturbing.

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11:15 am February, 2 tall guy said...

Both Hott’s outriders look awfully gay. If they’re not they still looks awful. Troll looks like he enjoys guzzling big, sticky loads of jism.

11:30 am February, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We’ve seen that fat asshole before.

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/RevChadKroeger.jpg

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11:37 am February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad, I was thinking the same thing. Damn, between blowies from crack whorestitutes, cooking and decorating you still find time to party. Impressive.

11:44 am February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

We’ve been seeing a lot of overweight, angry douchitude with taint scrubbers recently. I am Dude McCrude, and I do not approve of this trend.

11:51 am February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, fatty douchebags need love too. I think the headana is supposed to take the focus off the belly and double chin. Yeah no, still see them both.

11:56 am February, 2 tall guy said...

But even if that is the purpose of the headana, Dreuche, what gives with the ‘tude? Surely his besties would tell him that it’s not in his best interest. That he’s a fuckwit I’ve no doubt – and a highly punchable one as well – but he’s practically advertising his fuckwittedness with a flashing neon sign by rockin’ the white sunnies, headana & troll hair’n’shiz. Sheesh! Confusing.

12:10 pm February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, you seem to be in a perpetual state of confusement as of late. Everything okay? We’ve covered the douchebag phenomenon ad nauseum on here. They do that shit to stick out and look different so ladies will notice them and pick them to have sex with. But nowadays they all have the same fucking look and the same fucking tatts. Too stick out now one would need to be untatted ungelled and un-Hardyied. And tall guy thank you for being my wing man on here. I hope I’m giving you solid advice as well.

12:25 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Dreuche, nah, I think the mandana is to cover up excessive forehead growth.

12:46 pm February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrudeshoes, you mean the dreaded receeding hairline? Yeah you’re probs right.

1:24 pm February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

It’s not that hard to untatt tatts right? So when they’re not cool anymore those that have them won’t be too screwed. 😀

1:48 pm February, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Someone please be a gentleman and hand poor Tina an industrial size can of Raid…….

1:49 pm February, 2 Jeet Kune Douche said...

BTW: after she uses the Raid, I got dibs on delicious, yummy Tina. Everyone BACK THE F*** OFF.

7:03 pm February, 2 Nostradouchus said...

They all have bigger tits than she does…and that’s gotta be the first Asian with a gut NOT leading North Korea I’ve seen in a while.

7:07 pm February, 2 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

I think you are right Nancy. I noticed because my penis moved enough to hang my hat on it.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-mister-liptatt-and-holly/

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