Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Where's Waldouche?: Poo Smeller Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of taut giggle suckle, I’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche who both smells, and smells like, ferret turd.

Look closely.

Can you smell him?

# posted by douchebag1
9:39 am February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

White dress dreamy babe is giving the “Rialto Eye of Rimjobs”

9:42 am February, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Everything was peaceful in the Blonde Slut Cafe until a fart broke out.

9:43 am February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

BTW, I don’t know if antone listens to Howard Stern anymore, but there is no better entertainment than Howard Stern having a conversation with Howie Mandel. Two quick witted guys riffing on this morning’s show

9:45 am February, 1 Douchble Helix said...

When I die, that’s Heaven. Sans poo.

9:50 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Team Las Vegas: Bleeth Police “Like Oh My Gawd!”

You would surprised how many crimes can be solved by stripping, topless waitressing, and just generally slutting your stuff around Sin City. Crime has a new frienemy: Team Las Vegas: Bleeth Police.

9:52 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss

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What do you have against ferrets? Is it because they aren’t alpacas? I think you’re being an animalist and that’s just not right. My ferrets are cute as hell, don’t stink individually but do drop the occasional cortex-melting poo every once in a while. I’m sure after a night at Del Taco you leave some wall peelers too.

9:53 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Those bleeths hide Waldouche about as well as they hide their roots.

9:55 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dude McC

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The Bleeth Police they making a living giving head

The Bleeth Police they’ll make make you come in a bed

The Bleeth Police, they’re coming to arrest me, oh no

9:56 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

Oh hey Rev, you’re still with us. This isn’t gonna get all dramatic like the time you burned your couch on the front lawn or the time you went to the hospital and then subsequently provided us with daily updates is it?

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Sheens

9:58 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I smell coconut body spray and morning after pills.

10:02 am February, 1 IL Douché said...

Check the finger extensions on the chick on the far left–telltale sign of a mutant, covert alien butt tickler or a gag party prop??

10:04 am February, 1 Wedgie said...

What strippers do on their day off.

10:08 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Waldouche looks like he’s takin’ one for the team. I’m guessing that Rumer Willis is behind him doin’ flaming whip-its while Ashton Kuntcher giggles and takes pictures on his Nikon.

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Too soon?

10:13 am February, 1 Rev Chad not logged in said...

Sorry Nancy still alive. I’m OK now just stress pain from working again and taking this diploma shit and the kids have a snow day and I’m aging some Wagyu New York Strip meat and making clam chowder for the bowl party and shit.. So I got a few benzos from the neighbour with fibromyalgia in exchange for some weed and I’m still groovin with my bad self. And I’d like to flesh rape those those chicks after a cocktail of antibiotics and double wrap condoms.

10:15 am February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Don’t let the eye wander to the right, them hips are NFL ready

10:15 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Skeet… Skeet… Skeet… Skeet

10:16 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

None of them is exactly fuccable, though white sweater-dress bleeth comes closest as long as you don’t mind the thought of mutant crabs munching on your junk. But Wisconsin-Butt bleeth on the right is built like slutty gourd. That belt is on the last hole is hanging on for dear life.

10:37 am February, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Maybe the blondes will decide to throw poo against the wall and see if it sticks?

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One could hope…

10:43 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cum belching at an IHOP at 5am after a night out is like a sport for these four.

10:48 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Are Giggle Chloe and the cum dumpster that is second from the left one in the same?

10:49 am February, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Charlie the Tuna takes douche-facing to new places. He looks like he simultaneously ejaculated and shat out a kidney.

10:53 am February, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Just found out Beaker was trying to clone Pamela Anderson. Then he realized that’s what Vegas was for so he stopped. Good thing I caught him in time or else we’d be overrun. Aw shit…

10:57 am February, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

^Meep Meep mi mi mi meep!!!

11:01 am February, 1 Ferris said...

Hips don’t lie. And the ones on the right are saying, “this belt, even on its very last hole, barely fits.” And then, “give me nachos. Extra cheese and sour cream.”

While she’s busy eating, I will be in the back room delivering sausage to her slutty friends. Word.

11:11 am February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Rev, I like it when dudes apologize to me for still being alive. Warms my little Grinch heart. Super Bowl spread sounds tits. Benzos sound circa late 70’s. Party on.

11:42 am February, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Dudes, check out my story in the last thread, Black Eyed Joey.

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Also check out this chick Jenny Dell, the new sideline reporter for the Red Sox. She’s no Heidi Watney, but she’ll do.

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11:43 am February, 1 Tanath said...

In all fairness to that guy he was being punched in the face the Invisible Man when that picture was being taken. In all fairness to the Invisible Man, he was punching that guy because that guy is a douche.

11:49 am February, 1 tall guy said...

Far left bleeth and bleeth to her left definite lesbians. Hambeast on right hideous. Bolt-on brandishing bleeth wearing a dress has disproportionally skinny limbs. I’m also guessing she has a fat little gut like a cheap hooker who tells you to hurry (the fuck) up. Stupid hatted douche will have his mother fetch him home afterwards. He asked her earlier in his usual way saying, “Muuummmmm, can you give me a lift?”

11:55 am February, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

There’s not enough penicillin at the CDC to kill the cooties these girls got festering in their cooches.

12:14 pm February, 1 The Dude said...

Oh, I get it. They die their hair blonde as a mating signal. This pic should be disseminated on NatGeo.

12:16 pm February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

What is this? Hot Skanks With Douchebags? And I know Jonezy might have been kidding but is Fat Chicks with Douchebags up and running yet?

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@Vin, read your story. Your moms sounds perfect for tall guy. As long as she’s cool with no intercourse.

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All day every day.

12:19 pm February, 1 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, hey it snags the dumb dudes.

1:26 pm February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin,

Your story from previous thread was great, Fred “Eric” Norris sounds like a cool dude.

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BabbaBooeys

1:27 pm February, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

I kind of respect Waldouche as his nose knows these skanks stank.

1:41 pm February, 1 Eliza Douchecoo said...

I think I just cought a couple STD’s by staring at the blonde in the middle too long….but it was worth it.

2:21 pm February, 1 Doucheywallnuts said...

DoucheyWallnuts would ejaculate on three out of four blondes in this picture. The views of Mr Wallnuts should not in any way be construed as representative of the views and positions held by HCwDB, it’s owner or regs.

3:14 pm February, 1 Wedgie said...

Maybe that’s his “I’m coming” face.

5:55 pm February, 1 Nostradouchus said...

Far back right….arguing if programming is easier in C# or C++.

7:54 pm February, 1 Blah said...

That dude is making the same face my dog made when he passed a kidney stone.

9:01 pm February, 1 DarkSock said...

I’m pretty sure he’s the ex-lead singer for The Bogmen, Vic Thrill, who I assumed was dead now. Like Reverend Chad.

9:30 pm February, 1 Stephanie said...

A portrait of women who try so hard that it backfires,and all they attract are guys like that. That’s gotta hurt.

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