Sunday, February 5, 2012

Your Sunday Hopeful Horizon of a Better Tomorrow

Let the genuflection begin.

# posted by douchebag1
8:12 am February, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

What happened to DB1’s Sadistic Sunday Movies? I guess this still counts for me. I’m thinking noone thought to make a Puppies and Peen video for me to enjoy? Thoughtless bastards.

8:14 am February, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Now, if this was the Super Bowl, I would indeed watch. Fuck the big game. I’m going to work to do some gay-ass flowers on football widows.

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Waterboys

8:16 am February, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Puppies and Peen. So it is written, so let it be done. I don’t think it’ll get posted, though. Pfft. I’m an equal opportunity pervert.

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Meatgazers

8:21 am February, 5 The Dude said...

Kitties are douche-proof. So’re puppaes.

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The Cure

8:33 am February, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Medusa, awesome thank you. And that’s just genitalism if it doesn’t get posted.

8:34 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have preferred Boobies and Pussies.

8:34 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have preferred Gourds and Gapes.

8:35 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have preferred Beer and Butts.

8:35 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have preferred Penetration and Prolapse.

8:37 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have preferred Bunny and Sheep.

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8:37 am February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking YouTube.

8:53 am February, 5 The Dude said...

Sad that Boobies are not douche-proof. Why is it that all these marketabling items attract d-bags? Perhaps a lure could be designed?

9:02 am February, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, you mean something similar to a booby trap?

9:12 am February, 5 Wedgie said...

Fuck Kyle Williams.

The End

9:14 am February, 5 tall guy said...

Pretty sure I know the .22 sec pair.

9:38 am February, 5 Mr. White said...

Great, now I’m going to get a boner every time I see a kitten. That’s not going to help my social life. At least not outside of certain select circles…

9:59 am February, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That video is juvenile and puerile even for this site. And by that I mean I have a huge boner that needs to be tended to.

10:16 am February, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Brilliant!!!!!!!

10:38 am February, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Apropos of nothing, this is how it’s done in the old school style

10:45 am February, 5 Douchble Helix said...

The perfect interwebs video.

11:08 am February, 5 Wheezer said...

Boobies and kitties are wonderful, especially the kitties snuggled inside the boobies. I was purring.

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But I could still see improvement were puppies added, and I don’t mean that in the redundant manner. WOOF!

11:11 am February, 5 Wheezer said...

I’m not sure if anyone understood what I meant in that last post, so let’s just say my reaction to seeing boobies, kitties, and puppies all together would be something akin to this…..

12:04 pm February, 5 Douchble Helix said...

Great vid, Wheezer! At first I was disappointed by the sparsity of boobies.

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Remember Mango from SNL? Similar mannerisms.

12:13 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

12:23 pm February, 5 CB Popped said...

I love the Medusa and Dreuche posts more than I let on, however I know I speak for all the guys here when I say we don’t need any peen pics.

Hot Chicks with DBags, not Hot Dicks with Bleeth etc.

Of course, if that were indeed the case, I know the men on this site would post Jesus sized cockks in a heartbeat in the women’s equal oppotunity honor.

3:48 pm February, 5 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not as original as DB1, and I can’t do the fancy embedding shyte, but worth a watch:

4:20 pm February, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@CB Popped, it never hurts to ask. Thanks for sorta admitting I kind of amuse you. These are the mad props I am looking for. And I’m pretty sure the reason RevChad doesn’t get to post pics in his comments is because One Word Tuesday, would turn into One Wang Tuesday.

5:16 pm February, 5 tall guy said...

Sorry Dreuche, but I vote no cock shots. C’mon, it’s not as if you’re posting shots of your bits.

5:42 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

tall guy, defending the last bastion of male domination. I stand with you, sir. so does my peen, occasionally, but not because of you.

5:44 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

Beside you. Occasionally.

5:47 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

Nancy wants a pic, I bet.

6:44 pm February, 5 The Dude said...

TDM with friends? That can (those cans) get messy!

7:28 pm February, 5 Bag A said...

Nice. TDM in another pic!

7:37 pm February, 5 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude and tall guy, you guys are such squares. I bet the dudes over at The Chive will do me a solid and show me some solids.

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TDM has the same frozen smile in every pic. And the same frozen boobs. If that’s not enough for the HOH then I don’t know what is. What us wrong with you guys?! Get them noms in.

7:56 pm February, 5 Guid is Good said...

One positive about the flooding in eastern Australia is that it might flush the Gold Coast out into the Pacific.

8:36 pm February, 5 Wedgie said...

Fuck Kyle Williams a second time. And blow me Ely.

At this moment, I like the Taliban better than Canada.

9:28 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^ Eh?

9:30 pm February, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Woo Hoo! Eli made me enough to cover the supper I fed all those freeloaders.

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Wedgiesan

10:42 pm February, 5 Vin Douchal said...

I love when I’m piss drunk in Vegas and the janitor insists on mopping the next stall while reaching really really far into mine and hitting my shoes with his disease ridden mop. Thanks for that. I’m gonna puke on your floor in about 3 more crown royals, Rico

11:39 pm February, 5 tall guy said...

That’s dedication!

4:37 am February, 6 CB Popped said...

^Dreuche. 😉

7:31 am February, 6 DarkSock said...

My band’s done split up; however like some fat kid in a split custody divorce I’m continuing forward with both of them. The old band will continue playing 70’s thru 90’s cock-rock crowd-pleasers, while the splinter band with the younger dudes in it will play 90’s to present heavy music and metal.
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The reason I share this is because Medusa just unwittingly and casually tossed out the splinter band’s name: MeatGazer. and yes I’m too lazy to do umlauts right now.
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We just don’t rock hard enough to be the other name I wanted; you have to rock the fuck out if you’re going to be “Hissing Fetus”. <–again, too lazy for umlauts.
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And Vin gets 2nd place with "Disease-Ridden Mop".
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Moshers.

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