Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Abra Cadaver

In witness of the Abra Cadaver brothers peacocking display of bumpitude, the Sophie Sisters momentarily considered the majestic nature of the great fjords of the Germanic hinterland that haunts the collective unconscious. But the moment was fleeting. And thoughts quickly returned to Appletinis and daddy issues.

# posted by douchebag1
6:42 am March, 20 troy tempest said...

Four derps all standing in a row

One said, “gah!” and the others said “Woah!”

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What were the thoughts

of this group so rank?

Why, none, you dork!

Their minds are blank!

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Two bleeth and douchebags wanna dance

One said, “Hurrr” and they drop their pants.

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What are the costs

of this social blight?

The Jersey Shore

and our endless fight.

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Poets.

6:47 am March, 20 troy tempest said...

Technology to the rescue:

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“I bet your pussy looks like a bowl full of goulash!”

6:49 am March, 20 The Lord Almighty Channeled Through The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And so began the end of days. The days of which the ab flash is more appealing than the hott or the manly drink. I did not create the world for men to drink cock or cocktails. Men should not be squatting with bros as they may squat with women. The Lamb does not lie down on Broadway (respect).

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From this day forth for the next 7 and 2 games. And from those 7 and 2 games thru the playoffs, the Ottawa Senators and that Lucic guy are going to lay an inglorious beatdown on Avery’s and douchebags. A beatdown that will ultimately to lead riots in the west, in South Boston, and not in Toronto. A beastly beatdown apocalypto……..Fuck it. I’m not feeling the madness. O case of beer whereart thou.

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Son

6:49 am March, 20 creature said...

I had ripped abs once, when I was 24 & all I did was drink beer, eat free happy hour puupuus & surf all day

never considered it a major accomplishment…just thought I was hungry

7:10 am March, 20 Los Douches said...

I just keep thinking that if it were still socially acceptable to spank children, this kind of shit wouldn’t happen.

7:27 am March, 20 The Dude said...

This is a commercial for Tequila. And fish slaps.

8:24 am March, 20 tall guy said...

creatureVKroeger playoff FTW.

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+ word creature re. surf, pull bongs, drink an ocean of hard liquor and live large off a combination of Australia’s magnificent welfare system (to pay for new boards and trips up the coast) & my long suffering parents whose palatial beachside residences that ensured that I would never need to learn how to provide for myself until well into my 20s. Accomplishment? Not bloody likely.

8:45 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Creature rises. Hey Creature how’s the ballsack hanging. Mine goes left and droopy.

8:49 am March, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Yul Largeman will soon turn to see the bro’s primp display and will smite them mightily.

9:00 am March, 20 tall guy said...

Anyone ever notice how nothing kills sexual desire more quickly than pity?

9:12 am March, 20 The Dude said...

I’m sorry to hear that.

9:14 am March, 20 The Dude said...

Is there something extra sexy about the hand positions on the bleeths?

9:58 am March, 20 Stephanie said...

The girls are making sign language and they’re saying dumb and dumber bought us free drinks.

10:15 am March, 20 icame isaw idouched said...

Blonde looks like a fuccen racoon.

10:20 am March, 20 CB Popped said...

The end is near.

10:51 am March, 20 ehcuodouche said...

My preference for ab-exposers is to load a normal size brick into a slingshot and whip it at their abs. If your aim is a little high, no big loss.

11:12 am March, 20 Big said...

damn them some sexy ass guys I would be showing my abbs if mine looked that good especially the guy on the right just looks like a good looking guy with sexy abbs… Hot hot hot

1:04 pm March, 20 shaka zulu said...

the broad in the headband use to “wrestle” for wwf brooke adams is her name see her around houston every now and then

5:02 pm March, 20 Guid is Good said...

Douche ABBA.

8:36 pm March, 20 Chad Groover said...

It’s Valtrex night at TGIF’s, and the festivities include the “Best Navel Lint” contest judging by women old enough to know better.

2:30 am March, 21 Nostradouchus said...

Bleeth on the left is uber-annoying. ‘Bag on the right woulda been fine if it wasn’t for the ab reveal. The two in the middle are obviously ‘bag/bleeth veterans. They should know better than to influence the others so negatively.

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Impressionable.

2:52 pm March, 22 Xavier said...

I don’t see why everyone is complaining. Not like they’re hurting anybody. And whoever is bagging on Brooke obviously doesn’t know her cause she’s an amazing person. Wrestling for Impact right now and she works her ass off, plus she has an amazing connection with her fans. No offence but Douchebag is just something ugly people call guys like that so that they can feel better about themselves, and how fat and greasy they are.

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