Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Ask DB1: Doctor Strange

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Hey DB1,

So, is Doctor Strange a douche? I mean, he’s got the popped collar, the Agamotto bling, and the silly hand gestures. On the other hand, he’s rockin’ the ‘stache, he’s got a hot foreign gilfriend, and he routinely saves the sentient beings of our dimension from being hollowed out and used as condoms by Shuma-Gorath. So there’s that, right? What say you, oh Poo-bah of Poo-spotting?

Mock on,

JIM

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Nottadouche. Supervillain Leniency Rule.

# posted by douchebag1
10:41 am March, 7 Douche Moore said...

By the Holy Hosts of Hoggoth … Nottadouche

10:45 am March, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He looks more like an old-world Italian count than a superhero. European nullifies the superhero leniency, therefore he’s a douche. The Polizia may want to search his secluded Italian villa for every preteen that has gone missing for the past 3 decades. Just a hunch.

10:51 am March, 7 Douchble Helix said...

Evil = notta? Nuh-uh.

11:01 am March, 7 tall guy said...

I remain loyal to DB1’s rule. Together we stand, I say together, staunch allies.

11:05 am March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

I say notta too plus he has strange in his name, strange I says.

11:09 am March, 7 Wedgie said...

“Let’s go hunt up some strange”.

Any guy named after pussy is ok by me.

Notta.

11:47 am March, 7 SonnyChibaChoad said...

I say notta.

TransDimensional Magic Star leniency rule invoked.

Lance Burton? douche.

Ghost Rider? Close call.

Luke Cage Brothabag? Notta.

Green Arrow. Douche.

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Digressors

12:03 pm March, 7 Vin Douchal said...

That looks like one of Peter Gabriel’s outfits from the late 70’s.

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Judging by that cloud of lubricant around his finger point he might Dr Strange, proctologist.

12:04 pm March, 7 Nancy Dreuche said...

I can’t judge this guy without seeing his hot chick first. So until then I will be pontificating on how My Little Pony was responsible for the whole tramp stamp phase of my generation.

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Butt tattoos

12:07 pm March, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s an interesting way to scratch your right thigh when it’s itchy:

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12:09 pm March, 7 Wedgie said...

^Looks like she’s being pounded by The Invisible Man.

Since we’re in Superhero mode.

12:15 pm March, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

HR tip: most guys who insist you call them “Doctor” as if that’s their first name don’t have an actual PhD. QED.

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And I still say this guy is making natural casing fist sausage with runaways all over southern Europe. And by southern Europe, I mean the places where they poop standing up.

12:29 pm March, 7 Wheezer said...

Well, another Vin post and link/photo, another bolt upright boner from me.

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Fuccen A! Vin, people are gonna start talkin’, man.

12:53 pm March, 7 Wheezer said...

By the Vishanti! Not Doctor Strange! He gets a nottadouche now that he’s learned his lesson – to be Sorcerer Supreme, he had to learn a little about humility. Before he had his car accident, he had nonpareil surgical skills and thus was quite a scrote.

1:45 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I must be getting old. Never heard of Dr.Strange.

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Madonna would fuck him that old fucking whore. Fuck I’m in a bad mood.

1:58 pm March, 7 Stephanie said...

I don’t know about the tights though,that’s hard to say nottadouche.

2:21 pm March, 7 Doucheywallnuts said...

Dr. Strange’s costume reminds me a lot of Libarace, and the time he, Merv Griffin, Johnny Mathis and Paul Lynde had their own hot dog eating contest.

2:52 pm March, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m gonna go with the notta and the Italian Count thing. He’s got that chiselled, long-faced, aquiline nose thing I go for. The streak of white in his hair immediately got me thinking about the streaks of gray appearing at Mr. Biscotti’s temples. That’s the stuff that gets me hawt. I want to get him an outfit like this and see if it makes his hand all magical like that, too. I’ll take it up to the elbow if it does.

5:27 pm March, 7 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

i can go with a provisional notta, but he has to keep his leggings smelling better than ashley olson’s, because there are standards even in toon land.

1:10 am March, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

Doctor Strange has a loft in Greenwich Village, a John Waters mustache and a penchant for colorful, patterned clothing. He’s also banged more otherworldly tail than Captain Kirk. We might be looking at a combination oldbag/herpsterdouche here.

7:29 am March, 8 Slippery Jim DeDouche said...

Thanks for answering my question, DB1. And especially thanks for not mentioning the fact that I can spell “Shuma-Gorath” correctly, but not, apparently, “girlfriend.” Yep, that Liberal Arts education. Payin’ off. Bigtime.

The aforementioned “gilfriend” can be seen here:

http://marvel.wikia.com/Clea

I agree with the notta for Stevie Stache. But Tony Stark? Total douche since 1963. Unapologetic, and loving it.

9:10 pm March, 8 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Same apply to Dr. Byron Orpheus? Methinks….yes.

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