Thursday, March 15, 2012

Bandholes

Still out there.

Still unsure how to play a 7th chord.

# posted by douchebag1
6:23 am March, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I’m guessing Blondie Von Juggs is the singer.

6:34 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crack Sabbath

6:34 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Counting Shmoes

6:35 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Shitty Griity Dirtbag Band

6:38 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Earth, Wind, and Ire

6:40 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Fung

6:40 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lost Lobos

6:40 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Smeagles

6:41 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Five Douche Electrical Band

6:43 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bro Rida

6:43 am March, 15 Anonymous said...

where’s the hot chick?!

6:44 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She Fucked Them All Night Long

6:46 am March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Blondie Von Juggs looks like she’s fun and by fun I mean she swallows.

6:53 am March, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

No Regrets? Keep tellin’ yerself that, bud.

@ Charles Nelson Douchely – I bet she’s the bass player. If there is only one woman in a band, it’s a rule that she must play bass.

7:34 am March, 15 DarkSock said...

@ Et Tu: Dude in the lower left of the photo looks like he needs to decide whether to spit or swallow.

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Soon.

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Fellators.

7:35 am March, 15 DarkSock said...

And sorry, Anon 6:43 am, but I’d pee in her cornfed butt.

7:36 am March, 15 DarkSock said...

She’d be more fun than falling into a vat of tits.

7:57 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Aaron Neville in front is still smarting from the surgery to remove his giant facial mole

7:58 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Pubic Enemy

7:59 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

DJ Spazzy Jeff & The Stale Blintz

8:00 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Frightsnake

8:35 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Allbag Brothers Band

8:36 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Opposite of Nirvana

8:36 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Lynard Skidmarks

8:37 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

The Poo-lice

8:38 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Zerosmith

8:40 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Douche Company

8:41 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

Queef

8:46 am March, 15 DixieRecht said...

Fat Chick with Douchebags

8:54 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Muddle Of Pud

8:57 am March, 15 The Dude said...

I’d be happy to explain the French 6th chord to Blonde Bunnie. She’s pudgie, like a French 6 chick, and I am a cunning linguist.

9:29 am March, 15 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

If they were centrifuged, the separated contents would reveal:

43% Partially hydrogenated vegetable oil

39% High fructose corn syrup

10% Red dye #5

7% PCBs

1% Unknown

9:43 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

These morons look like the finalists in this Pizza Tattoo Contest

9:48 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

They picked the wrong winner in that Pizza Tattoo contest. This one is the best:

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10:03 am March, 15 Doucheywallnuts said...

I love the man tit, underarm fat ^ more than the constipated Asian man in the tattoo.

10:05 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These crack spacklers look like the idiots from my neighborhood who think they are in a band. Playing really loud and really shitty seems to be their forte’ because they think it’s “original” music. My dogs have given them an honest appraisal of their abilities by taking repeated shits on their lawn. I figure it’s pretty even. If I have to listen to it, you’ll get it back on your lawn.

10:07 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kokken

10:25 am March, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Wearing a commercially produced shirt with “punk” on it is anything but. Fuck your lame-ass headband buddy.

10:28 am March, 15 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Metallicrap

10:51 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Black Flabbus

10:52 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Phallus in Wonderland

10:52 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Phallus in Chains

10:53 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Whinger

11:47 am March, 15 skrag2112 said...

Poo Oyster Cult

11:50 am March, 15 skrag2112 said...

Enriched, weaponized Nickelback.

12:30 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poo Fighters

12:30 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Grand Fung Railroad

12:30 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

FLUSH

12:57 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Poo Ass Grease (say it fast)

1:45 pm March, 15 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Blight Ranger

2:47 pm March, 15 shaka zulu said...

nickelback tribute/cover band “nickeldouche”

4:29 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

Jimmy Dickwad and the sleaze patrol.

4:30 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

The Fucktards.

4:32 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

Zaftigette and the Skidmarks.

4:33 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

Chubsie and the Grocery Clerks.

4:34 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

Jenny Cuntry and her Band of Assholes.

7:09 pm March, 15 Nostradouchus said...

Not hot.

9:27 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

DoucheHole

9:28 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

The Raisinholes

9:29 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

Dung

3:57 am March, 16 CB Popped said...

Choad the Fat Sprockett

6:24 pm March, 17 shaka zulu said...

clown shoes

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