Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Douche Richards

Not the most creative name to mock this unholy asstastic rocker spawn of douchewankery, but when I’ve spent the day chasing pouty librarian hotts through Central Park, you’ll understand if my post West Village Bistro Burger haze is less than fully coherent.

EDIT: I used a stock pic, but reader MC900FootDouchebag submits an actual pic he took of his Bistro Burger last week. Far more authentic. And tasty.

# posted by douchebag1
3:58 pm March, 14 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I didn’t think it was possible for Charlie Sheen to look any worse.

4:13 pm March, 14 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

If they mated: Charlie Sheen and Gerardo.

5:48 pm March, 14 tall guy said...

I see the chick on left has broken out her fat clothes.

6:13 pm March, 14 tall guy said...

Deuche, you need to stop obsessing over randoms on the intertoobs.

6:14 pm March, 14 tall guy said...

Deuche=Dreuche

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semi-lol…

6:46 pm March, 14 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

Charlie Sheen and Skrillex had a child together. He grew up in the Staten Island Mall.

6:51 pm March, 14 Blah said...

A new subspecies–the Sheen Bag.

6:52 pm March, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

I thought this kind of craptastic cretin went the way of the Gold Pontiac Firebird with T-tops and the Phoenix decal on the hood.

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The idea of wearing a hat is cool, pulling it off not so much. Not since the early 60s has a guy been able to pull off the Fedora look and not be called a douche. I know, I was there.

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The only excuse for this look would be “The Rock Star Leniency Rule,” which obviously doesn’t apply here because rock stars don’t hang out at airport bars.

6:59 pm March, 14 Nostradouchus said...

Charlie Sheen, is that you?

7:49 pm March, 14 Lady Godiva's Piebald said...

chunky chicks in sleeveless magenta dresses will suck out your pancreas, but they do it through your urethra so its actually pretty awesome

fallow merkins.

8:52 pm March, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

What’s with the frightened, pasty girly-boy he’s got in a headlock? He’s like the Macaulay Culkin to a creeped out, Brazillian Michael Jackson.

9:17 pm March, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Intermission at the opera hasn’t been the same since Cagney pissed on Kate Hepburn’s muff.

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I’m totally wasted, Son. And I like eating muffs.

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Muffs, Son.

11:30 pm March, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Those Bleeths are skanked out, coked up whores and he looks like he would try to cook his own fried brains on a spoon and try to shoot them back into his system. This whole situation is one collective narcotic laced hot Karl about to plop onto the phyllo dough thin saran wrap on societys forehead!

12:46 pm March, 15 jonezy said...

Is Bistro burger the one that cooks em under the broilers right there in front of the bar seats? I think it is.

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I did a burger tour of NY a few years back- we had like 6 stops on the day, so it’s hard to recall them all. Bistro was one- I’m sure Shake shack was in there. That Fireman’s bar was another. Love a good NY food tour…

4:00 am March, 16 CB Popped said...

NY is great for eating…..

Where else can you spend 2 bucks,,,or 200 bucks on a burger at any time of night and still not feel bad?

Well,,,maybe Austin. Performed there last summer (hot) – great burgers.

4:02 am March, 16 CB Popped said...

Is this asshole actually pointing?

Wont be going to “Ghostbar” soon.

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