Monday, March 19, 2012

Ed Hardy and the Bleething of a Supermodel

For those hotts who have not heeded the warning I outlined in my book describing the Grieco/Bleeth path, let the tragic tale of Ed Hardy supermodel Simone Farrow offer yet another reminder.

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An Australian swimsuit model accused of being the boss of a global drugs ring — and wanted for fleeing $150,000 bail — was arrested after almost a month on the run.

Former Penthouse Pet and Ed Hardy beach babe Simone Farrow was extradited to Sydney on Wednesday night after her arrest at a cheap hotel on the Gold Coast Highway in eastern Australia.

Accused of trafficking “ice” in bags of bath salts from a plush Hollywood high-rise, Farrow broke down and pleaded her innocence on arrival at Sydney airport.

Flanked by two federal police officers, Farrow, 37, who has at least 19 aliases and a long-lost teenage daughter, claimed she only fled interstate because “someone was trying to murder me.”

Farrow has now been remanded in custody on charges which include the alleged 2009 drug operation. By skipping bail, Farrow put at risk $150,000 surety put up by a Sydney barrister and a flamboyant doctor.

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Hmmm… Australian barristers and flamboyant doctors. Whom has this suckle pooch been cohabiting with?

Farrow herself explains the toxic role of HCwDB cohabit in aiding her downfall:

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“I’ve been in … relationships with numerous underworld figures or whatever you want to call them and I feel that maybe they feel threatened by my situation,” she told The Sunday Telegraph.

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Here, we call them ‘bags.

Let this be a warning: Hotts who wear Ed Hardy are on the road to Bleethdom.

# posted by douchebag1
11:51 am March, 19 tall guy said...

I feel I should comment: The universe has a sense of humour today.

12:20 pm March, 19 tall guy said...

Also, not sure about the barrister, but I’m fairly sure I know who the flamboyant doctor is.

12:21 pm March, 19 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Damn, but she has one of the oooglayest shnozzes I’ve seen in quite a while……….

Well, we have a Hall of Hott; perhaps it’s time for a Hall of Bleeth?

12:29 pm March, 19 tall guy said...

She had dance training from this guy:

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http://www.nachopop.com/

12:43 pm March, 19 DarkSock said...

She a ‘ho

12:47 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She a ho’ rida.

12:48 pm March, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Jeet Kune D,

Shouldn’t it be The Barn of Bleeth? Or the Backroom of Bleeth?

12:49 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

19 aliases (aliaii). Now we know where Nancy is and her fascination with Tall Guy. He is the wealthy barrister.

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Creature. It’s safe.

12:59 pm March, 19 tall guy said...

Listen Kroeger, I’m thick-skinned but I won’t be insulted!

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Wealthy not. Barrister definitely not.

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Come back, Dreuche. All is forgiven.

1:01 pm March, 19 Bret Easton Douchis said...

“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice…and at a hard right angle away from Bad Boys and Douchebags….”

-Dr. M.L.Baghunter

1:03 pm March, 19 Forrest Douche said...

My mama always told me – skanky is as skanky does.

1:31 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Simone Farrow is gross. Has cooties. Cooties, I says.

@ Doucheywallnuts

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Ever hang out with Tahnee Welch, Raquel’s daughter? She let it all hang out for bit there but it’s unclear in the history books if she cavorted with the Rat Pack

2:43 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

First of all, the narcissistic/solipsistic characteristics born into these girls (MAWs – model/actress/whatever) who pursue a life of modeling and acting and “look at me” behavior almost every waking minute, almost guarantees a life of cavorting with douchebags. (In Lana Turner’s day it was mobsters like Johnny Stompanato; these days it’s whatever slimeball will pay for whatever they’re selling that week.)

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.Secondly, behind every gorgeous babe (even a bleeth-in-training) there’s a guy who’s tired of schuppting her.

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.Thirdly, even when they’re higher than a Georgia pine, these women are the worst lays on the planet.

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Fourthly, Simone (or whatever alias she uses) is one of those “hot for about two year” chicks who gets so worn out by drug-induced gang bangs her vagina (and glory hole) probably looks like the nose of a F-86 Saber Jet.

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.Fifthly, Lana Turner had a great rack but no ass….a real deal killer for some of us.

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.That is all. Happy travels in the Big Apple DB1!

2:45 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

,,,,just like Tahnee Welch.

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.Anal Adventurers

3:05 pm March, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmm….. Tahnee Welch!!!

3:19 pm March, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Easy Tall Guy! Put a shrimp on the barbie. I’ll see Vin’s Tahny Welch and raise it by one Tawny Kitaen. One of the few reasons Whitesnake was successful for a year. Man she was hot, holy fuck I’m getting bonered.

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3:22 pm March, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d throw my shrimp on her barbie and by barbie I mean her face and by shrimp I mean Giant Prawn.

3:43 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d schtupp her barbie with my shrimp-y schtupper.

3:44 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d sting her rays with my Steve Irwin.

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Wait. What?

3:45 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d crocodile her snapper with my Dundee.

3:46 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d Quigley her down under.

3:48 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d breaker her morant with my loaded carbine.

3:49 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d russell her crowe.

3:49 pm March, 19 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’d pearce her guise.

5:16 pm March, 19 The Dude said...

I’d Farrow her Simone.

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See how I did that?

6:02 pm March, 19 Nostradouchus said...

You can break down, but you can’t plead innocence, on Ed Hardy.

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Mandatory jail time.

6:26 pm March, 19 The Dude said...

I’d get Hardy all up in her Ed.

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Sex Ed

6:34 pm March, 19 Doucheywallnuts said...

I have a great Raquel Welch story for you guys, but am keeping my missives on a weekly basis as I don’t want to be a bore. That being said, this bleeth serves as a great example of why guys shouldn’t lose their mind every time a decent looking skirt blows by. Most of them are cheap whores.

6:36 pm March, 19 Guid is Good said...

Australian Bleeths – now world class. It’s not all iron ore, LNG and coal down here people.

6:53 pm March, 19 troy tempest said...

Living proof that no matter how beautiful she is, somebody, somewhere, is totally sick of her bullshit.

6:53 pm March, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

We often refer to Ed Hardy as the culprit of this cultural tragedy, but in my book Christian Audigere not only takes the cake, he squicks the cake and fills it full of his demon seed before serving it up to unsuspecting guests. Audigere ripped of his two best known marketing tricks from his former company: obtaining the rights to images from a popular artist, and jacking off celebrities until they agree to wear his designs while paying off paparazzi to capture and print the images. That’s right. The man collaborates with paparazzi. And the not so subtle message is as noxious as it is offensive: herds of hipsters will pay big money to look like some clueless celebrity who is wearing an outfit mostly because they like getting free shit. One could argue that Audigere perfected this type of marketing, even if he didn’t event it… if by perfected you mean crapping on the face of society and expected to get paid for it. And that’s why Christian Audigere is what douchebags use to douche with when douchebags douche.

6:57 pm March, 19 Pederast said...

^And he may be a pederast.

6:59 pm March, 19 Stephanie said...

Bath salts as “Ice”. Where did she hide it? in bath salts with a baggie inside labeled “Ice”? See,if you wear Ed Hardy,you’re dumb. Very dumb.

7:03 pm March, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mike Komisarek is a Punk!!!!, go Brooons!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/mike-komisarek-makes-mistake-fighting-milan-lucic-video-010528601.html

7:33 pm March, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Loves me some Old School Hockey. I guess Canada IS good for something that at uninhibited women.

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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/devils-vs-rangers-bloody-brawl-off-opening-faceoff-002254198.html

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Line Dancers

8:11 pm March, 19 DarkSock said...

I peed in Canada once.

9:28 pm March, 19 Vin Douchal said...

@ Et Tu

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Now that’s what I’m fuccen talking aboot.

9:48 pm March, 19 The Dude said...

When I was a student at UCLA in 19xx, Raquel Welch came to speak to the ‘student body’. She started speaking from behind a podium, and we all shouted “Get rid of the podium!”

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She stepped aside from the podium, giving hundreds of horny young men a great view of a fetching lass. The speech went very well from there. What a sweet pea. mmmmm. Raquel, Raquel.

9:51 pm March, 19 tall guy said...

Why can’t I post?

3:51 am March, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Raquel Welch recently did an interview where she blasted our society for being addicted to porn. That’s like the local drug dealer bemoaning the fact that the local smells are addicts.

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That being said, I’d still like to take a Fantastic Voyage in her zool. Zool, I says.

3:51 am March, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

^local smells should be local skells. Skells, I says.

4:25 am March, 20 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr. Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

i’d christen her autinger. seriously though, who cares if a supermoodel is a lousy lay? i’m doing it for me, and my performance would be spectacular.

empiricists

5:17 am March, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

I knew you’d like that.

@DW & The Dude

I don’t know what Raquel Welch’s zool is but I would too. She’s a smoking hott latina always has been and always will be.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x781fk_bedazzled-1967-raquel-welch-scene-1_shortfilms

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x781fi_bedazzled-1967-raquel-welch-scene-2_shortfilms

5:39 am March, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She’s accused of being a “mastermind”. Sorry, I’m not seeing it…

6:07 am March, 20 CB Popped said...

Amen to bleethdom.

6:27 am March, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Zool = female down-below area.

1:29 pm March, 20 Tattiana Groinshavia said...

@ Tall Guy

The doctor in question wouldn’t be Geoffrey Edelsten by any chance? Struck off the medical register for using a convicted killer tO collect outstanding medical fees from patients… Matter of fact, he looks like a douche. Pit about the North American floozy he’s married:

http://www.google.com.au/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=au&tab=wi&q=geoffrey%20edelsten&sa=N&biw=480&bih=208#i=9

5:05 pm March, 20 Guid is Good said...

Geoffrey Edelsten is a world class Old Bag.

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