Friday, March 9, 2012

Friday Haiku

Jan reached the sink sponge,

When they put the Cuisinart

In her Freezer tray

Human centipede

Created by douche brothers

Largeman calls police

— ehcuodouche


douchebags and bleethskank

attempt the hokey pokey

after huffing glue

— troy tempest

Horrendous douchebags

Can’t quell my massive boner

Sapphic power rules**

— Doucheywallnuts

**rules, he says

What Is love? thinks the

Roxbury twins. Bleeths could care

less as hand starts groping.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

one out of five youths

overdose on alcohol

one down four to go

— the ‘bag apple

The Bleeths cluster bang

Douches gesture stupidly

Societal loss

— Capt. James T. Douche

# posted by douchebag1
7:33 am March, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Sixty percent odds

This could be a fun party.

But carry a bat!

7:34 am March, 9 saulgoode42 said...

Nobody knows why

They all thought her butt was a

Magical forklift

7:35 am March, 9 ehcuodouche said...

Human centipede

Created by douche brothers

Largeman calls police

7:37 am March, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Caricatured Bags

Soil this picture of Hottness

They need the Slap Chop!

7:40 am March, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

I want to know if

The girl on girl booty lick

Tastes like the pink meat

7:40 am March, 9 troy tempest said...

douchebags and bleethskank

attempt the hokey pokey

after huffing glue

7:45 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Blonde toots Nickelback’s

greatest hits so douchebags stay

far from monkey hole.

7:46 am March, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Horrendous douchebags

Can’t quell my massive boner

Sapphic power rules

7:48 am March, 9 Doucheywallnuts said...

Bleeth’s looking to see

If the gyroscope is still

In her monkey hole

7:48 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Two “wild and crazy”

douches seemingly ignore

bleeth party train. Why?

7:48 am March, 9 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Two fingered Ooze bros.

Jones sisters join at the hip.

Birth defects party.

7:49 am March, 9 jonezy said...

Sapphicly Speaking,

I would go doggie bagging

All up in that too

7:51 am March, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

where the heck is the HCwDB of the Month? DB1 must be really tied up wid da bidness

7:51 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wyatt and Gary

are now out of shower but

still fear the wimmin.

7:53 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

Douche Judge Rico calls

the maturation chamber

his cloning kitchen

7:55 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What Is love? thinks the

Roxbury twins. Bleeths could care

less as hand starts groping.

7:56 am March, 9 ehcuodouche said...

Douchpocalypse now

Don’t ever get off the boat

Largeman calls air strike

7:57 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Let’s put a hex on

them” says Bill. “Now maybe they

will leave us alone!”

7:57 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

one out of five youths

overdose on alcohol

one down four to go

7:58 am March, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The Bleeths cluster bang

Douches gesture stupidly

Societal loss

7:59 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It is really sad

to think that someone prepares

food in that kitchen.

8:01 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“For Sale” signs abound

in neighborhood of this house.

Any wonder why?

8:03 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

the after-party

visible from Uranus

promised Douche Daft Punk

8:05 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

HANG IN THERE BOSS

Sock Haiku’s comin’ right up

Damn you Ambien…

8:08 am March, 9 DarkSock said...

Jan reached orgasm

When they put the Cuisinart

In her Monkey Hole

.

.

.

Tardies.

8:09 am March, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Bleethery abound

Douchebags not paying mind to

Cut gas line smoke up

8:09 am March, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think the blonde’s pose

gives new meaning to the term

love canal. Bleeth purrrrrrrs.

8:12 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

the room went quiet

when Jen finally gave Kate

her biggest facial

8:13 am March, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Not paying mind to

Cut gas line, Largeman lights the

Fuse flambed douchebags

8:23 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

morning aftermath

but tonight it is a blast

chicks with dicks at mom’s

8:29 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

homeless chicks with dicks

college is the time and place

to experiment

8:35 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

opened their minds when

an attractive transvestite

demonstrated how

8:41 am March, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey! Did I forget

To turn the time ahead or

What? Cuisinart, Son!

8:44 am March, 9 the 'bag apple said...

mom’s awkward kitchen

makes sandwiches for buddies

then bags your girlfriend

9:30 am March, 9 Nostradouchus said...

Potential pear and…

…sexual harrassment makes…

…me a sad panda.

2:19 pm March, 10 creature said...

I would play buck-buck

with this landing pad of hott

sporting big boner

2:23 pm March, 10 creature said...

‘where to warm my hands?’

ponders brunette bimbo

in blonde stink wallet

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